Twigz

Drink Wine


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
Poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.

Got that in a e-mail thought It was funny.

ILLEGITIMIS CON CARBORUNDUM!!
(don't let the bastards grind you down)

I love vegetarians, they're a great source of lean protien!

ReproMan