Thread: We're gonna play a game

Originally Posted by Fitgirl70

Tell me about the weirdest psycho thing that your ex did to you.

I'll start: My psycho ex, asked me to come over for a "talk" after we'd broke up, when I got there, he had his new girlfriend there and wanted to "surprise" me with a threesome!

and then you did it?

pmsl, my ex turned up in feb, which is about 7 months after id last seen her and broke up, (bare in mind i hadnt seen her spoke to her, phoned her or text her in that 7 months), then she wanted to come in, she was acting like we still together and just hadnt seen her for a couple of days, was like what the hell, hide the bunnies ffs

My ex started dating and married someone with my wifes name (Jade).

Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex

and then you did it?

Uhhh....no!

My ex started dating and married someone with my wifes name (Jade).

Haha thats some funny shit..

Why didnt you do it fitgirl lol. Could have been fun.

Oh, I'm not against it or anything...I just thought it would've been too weird, me, my ex and his new girlfriend....not to mention, we all worked together.

My crazy ex actually broke into my father's house (where I was living at the time) - she knew where the hidden spare key was. Apparently she was getting ready to trash the place when my friend just happened to call. She actually picked up the phone and pretended like nothing was wrong and she was allowed to be there. He called the police and she got scared and ran away. Freako.

I was at work and had no idea until he called me later.

after i left my 1st husband he used to make appointments for me still for dental, eye doctor stuff like that. he never asked me to do this he'd just show up. he had good insurance, my job offered none. i wouldn't call it psycho but he'd pick me up take me to the appointment, out for coffee or dinner n drop me off. we were happy to see each other n talked like old friends. seems weird now that i'm older n see most break ups be so bitter and hostile.

got maced .. through a strange conflaguration of events my mother also caught some of it too. i would have killed that bitch for that if i wasnt such a gentleman.

I was over at an ex's and she took my phone, went to her room, locked it, and read my text messages, deleted some numbers, text messages and voicemails.. then when I finally got her to open the door, she chewed me out for two year old text messages sent between me and a girl when I was single and far before I had even met the ex. I told her what she did was an invasion of my privacy and she flipped out, yelling at me, and I said "fuck you" and she grabbed a glass of milk that I bought up to her earlier (I had made her breakfast and the milk was part of it) and splashed the milk on me and then tried to throw the glass at me but missed. Some milk got onto my laptop and it ruined the screen. The laptop was given to me by my brother, who spent $2,500 + accessories on it when he first bought it (four years prior). It was the first of its kind, a Sony Vaio Ultra compact laptop. She never really apologized for it and never offered to pay for any damages. I really felt like taking her to court, but never did.

To top things off, when she told people about the laptop incident, it was my fault because I said "fuck you." Fucking nut.

I've never had the heart to tell my brother what really happened. To this day he still thinks it was an accident.

Broke up with a girlfriend in college. She was caught a few times looking into my dorm window by my buddy. She actually sat there and watched a girlfriend of mine and me have sex!

The girl and I broke up in November, didn't speak to her for a month, but the day before Christmas, she calls me up and tells me that she had made me something for Christmas before we broke up and still wanted to give it to me. I went over to her apartment. We made chit chat for a bit then she jumps me, and starts making out with me. Then she gives me a fucked up picture that she painted, and asked me to leave.

You were just a booty call Kel

Originally Posted by Fitgirl70

Tell me about the weirdest psycho thing that your ex did to you.

I'll start: My psycho ex, asked me to come over for a "talk" after we'd broke up, when I got there, he had his new girlfriend there and wanted to "surprise" me with a threesome!

you should have dyked it out with his gf, and or walked out of the room with her and tell him that he caused you to go gay....hahahah double owned!

Originally Posted by Fitgirl70

Oh, I'm not against it or anything...

Hellooooooooo Fitgirl

Oh my gosh!!! Hello Albob, long time no see/talk!

what's been up?

Originally Posted by KelJu

The girl and I broke up in November, didn't speak to her for a month, but the day before Christmas, she calls me up and tells me that she had made me something for Christmas before we broke up and still wanted to give it to me. I went over to her apartment. We made chit chat for a bit then she jumps me, and starts making out with me. Then she gives me a fucked up picture that she painted, and asked me to leave.

this girl and I broke up, and I invited her over to "talk" since we'd just broken up. and as a way to make it up to her I offered to "surprise" her and let her have a threesome with me and my new gf and she refused. Cra-a-a-azy bitch!

Originally Posted by Crono1000

this girl and I broke up, and I invited her over to "talk" since we'd just broken up. and as a way to make it up to her I offered to "surprise" her and let her have a threesome with me and my new gf and she refused. Cra-a-a-azy bitch!

you being serious lol or just making the other side of Fitgirl's story? I am actually wondering lol because you didnt make it too obvious either way

he's kidding