Thread: Divorce Letter

> > Dear Wife:
> >
> > I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
> >
> > I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
> >for it. These last two weeks have been hell.
> >
> > Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was
>
> >the last straw.
> >
> > Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new
> >hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk
>
> >boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep
> >after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore,
> >you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or
> >you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
> >
> > Your EX-Husband
> >
> > P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
> >Virginia together! Have a great life!
> >
> >
> > Dear Ex-Husband -
> >
> > Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
>
> >you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far
> >cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown
> >out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did
> >notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to
> >mind was "You look just like a girl!" but my mother raised me not to say
> >anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite
> >meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped
> >eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those new
>
> >silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it
> >was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me
> >that morning ... and your silk boxers were $49.99. After all of this, I
> >still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
> >
> > So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I
> >quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home,
> >you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
> >
> > I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
> >that with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.
> >
> > So take care.
> > Signed
> > Rich As Hell and Free!
> >
> > P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was
> >born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

My gf sends me tons and tons of funny joke emails, here is one i liked a lot. I'll keep posting the funny shit in here

Here is a link to a hilarious video.

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