you greet them hug and grab their booty?
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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I kinda dont like the hug hellos. And I really dont like the kiss hellos that dont kiss anything. It looks like a kiss on the cheek but it wasnt! I didnt feel it! I heard it, but where the fuck is the moisture?!
6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
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Depends. IF youre drunk and you know them, then yeah. A stranger? No.
6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06
Journal
I've stopped shaking hands since I discovered that all girls like it better if you grab their tits and say hello.
Nah I just jerk em off and exchange a look of mutual understanding.

So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.


this thread is hilarious.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
I'd punch you in the face.
Thats the way I test for body fat works great


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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!

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6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06
Journal


lawl


I hug them longingly, place my hand on the small of their back slide my finger slowly down the spine and gently glide into the crack...then after they get startled I grab the elastic of their panties and give them a wedgie.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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