Thread: Do you have a "stupid list?"

1. I dumped a girl twice, I let her beg me into taking me back - and then she dumped me two months later. Why did I even take her back after the first time?
2. When my best friend and I (we were about 8 years old) shattered my neighbor's basement windows with a toy rifle, and then got caught by our parents in the act.
3. Not doing enough sports in high school cuz I thought they were all stupid.
4. Getting caught choking the chicken by my parents a couple of times. I can't hear 'em comin', damn it.
5. I fell for the whole "Only five minutes a day will get you fit" crap.

1. I was bullimic
2. I slept with someone who has been with 300 plus women, 3 times.
3. I only buy brand names

1. got back together with my girlfriend, who had cheated on me, just for sex - which didn't happen
2. stopped playing soccer, and in turn all high school sports, because of one stupid coach
3. hit golf balls at my neighbors house, and when he found out, told my parents
4. got really high with some friends back in high school one night, and when I went to cross the street to meet up with my sister, tripped over the white lines in front of a bunch of cars
5. was a douche and spent all my grade 12 year with my girlfriend from #1 instead of hanging out with my friends

Originally Posted by Scarface30

5. was a douche and spent all my grade 12 year with my girlfriend from #1 instead of hanging out with my friends

Guilty.

No regrets

" You can dream a little dream
Or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it
Cuz dreamers always chase
But never get it"

I got married. Haha.....not so much, but sometimes I think of all the fun I had single.

Number one stupid thing was I didnt finish my college!

1. Voted for Bush in 2000
2. Got drunk and totaled my 1964 T-Bird
3. Sold my 1960 electric hollow-body fender sunrise to a friend on credit ... he still owes me the money 25 years later.
4. Married the wrong woman
5. Didn't marry the right woman ... she was there but I didn't grab her
6. Things I cannot get into ...

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

1. Voted for Bush in 2000
2. Got drunk and totaled my 1964 T-Bird
3. Sold my 1960 electric hollow-body fender sunrise to a friend on credit ... he still owes me the money 25 years later.
4. Married the wrong woman
5. Didn't marry the right woman ... she was there but I didn't grab her
6. Things I cannot get into ...

Does this have anything to do with a clown, a midget, and a one legged prostitute?

1. gettin back together with my ex.
2. not listening to the ath. trainer at my school when i hurt my shoulder.
3. sitting at watchin my house burn down.
4. just being a dumbass and not doing homework for a while.

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Yes you do. Dont fucking deny it.


1. I held out college and school to be with a girl.
2. I fell for the "I already know what you did from your friends" line a cop gave me when I was 15.
3. I took my grandmas car out for a night to the mall when I was 14 and though no one would notice.
4. I thought a V8 always has more horsepower than anything smaller cuz of its 2 extra cylinders.
5. Even though my friends said and SAW my girlfriend cheating, I still believed HER.
6. I went to bed one night after jerking off with shampoo still on my dick...next day, my skin looked like scales.
7. I thought doing school activites was stupid and not "cool."
8. I believed in "spot reduction." (its even in this months Muscle & Fitness)
9. "Eating bread soaks up the alcohol."
10. Getting into a fight over a girl that didnt value me.

1) Passed up some hot chicks for stupid reasons, i.e thinking that were not good enough, when they clearly were.
2) Wish i'd chosen better qualifications to get.
3) Started working out earlier, rather than getting high on everything.
4) Stopped smoking much much earlier.
5) Made more use of my talents.

Um, let's see...


1) Fell in love with a bartender
2) Tried jerking off while drunk and on about 9 vic's (Woke up the next day with a swollen penis the size of my leg.
3) Didn't capitalize on a few girls in high school.
4) When making a bet at Del Mar, I decided not to box it...Woulda won 3g's.
5) When I was younger I thought getting behind the wheel with a couple friends and lots of booze was a good idea. Keep in mind I lived in the boonies.
6) Decided getting stoned was more important then seeing my dying aunt on her death bed.
7) Punched a metal door and broke my hand because of some slutty bitch.
8) As a kid I chose to be a Bills fan rather than a Steelers fan.
9) Forgot to rap it up one too many times
10) After a long night of drinking and doing coke I passed out in a bed with two chicks, and in a blacked out stupor proceeded to stand up, whip out my dick and start pissing all over these two chicks. Yep, never seen them again.

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

6. Things I cannot get into ...

Originally Posted by largepkg

Does this have anything to do with a clown, a midget, and a one legged prostitute?

It is like you are my long lost twin brother. How did you know about that?

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

Um, let's see...


1) Fell in love with a bartender
2) Tried jerking off while drunk and on about 9 vic's (Woke up the next day with a swollen penis the size of my leg.
3) Didn't capitalize on a few girls in high school.
4) When making a bet at Del Mar, I decided not to box it...Woulda won 3g's.
5) When I was younger I thought getting behind the wheel with a couple friends and lots of booze was a good idea. Keep in mind I lived in the boonies.
6) Decided getting stoned was more important then seeing my dying aunt on her death bed.
7) Punched a metal door and broke my hand because of some slutty bitch.
8) As a kid I chose to be a Bills fan rather than a Steelers fan.
9) Forgot to rap it up one too many times
10) After a long night of drinking and doing coke I passed out in a bed with two chicks, and in a blacked out stupor proceeded to stand up, whip out my dick and start pissing all over these two chicks. Yep, never seen them again.

I'm glad we settled that.

Originally Posted by fufu

I'm glad we settled that.

Yes hun, I agree. You're my slutty bitch, and thats all that matters

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

10) After a long night of drinking and doing coke I passed out in a bed with two chicks, and in a blacked out stupor proceeded to stand up, whip out my dick and start pissing all over these two chicks. Yep, never seen them again.

Some others for me..

1-Said stupid shit to girls I tried hitting on. (still do this)
2-Bought a $300 camera for a girl when I was 15 that I never even kissed.
3-Believed that people can change for the better.
4-Dramatically looked for something, anything, pickied up shit to find it, moved shit out of the way, lost my temper, when the shit is right there in front of me the entire time.
5-Never spoke, respected, or loved my dad before he was brainwashed.

Fletch's No.10 is a classic.....

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

10) After a long night of drinking and doing coke I passed out in a bed with two chicks, and in a blacked out stupor proceeded to stand up, whip out my dick and start pissing all over these two chicks. Yep, never seen them again.

More stupid stuff-
1. Speeding all the time in high school, amazing I didn't get one ticket. I'm a reformed driver now, though. It's true!
2. Not dating the girl here at college that I think is perfect for me (then again, I'm dating another gal who's great too. She's still here, remindin' me of my possible royal screw-up. I hate situations like this.
3. Majoring in Biotechnology, which is flooded at RIT, when I could've done International Studies earlier and graduate in 4 years instead of 5.
4. Telling a couple of high school girls I liked 'em...on AIM.
5. When I pushed my friend while he was pissing into an urinal - and he pissed all over himself while we were on a roadtrip to Florida.

Originally Posted by AKIRA

4-Dramatically looked for something, anything, pickied up shit to find it, moved shit out of the way, lost my temper, when the shit is right there in front of me the entire time.

Dude. I did that with my car keys one time.

I looked for 15 minutes and couldn't find them. I came to the conclusion I locked them in the car, only my tint was so dark and it was so dark in the parking lot, I couldn't see in the car.

My passenger window was a "trick" window that slid up and down if you titled it right. Well, I guess I tilted it wrong and when it got 1/4 of the way, it shattered. And still no keys.

I went back up stairs fuming mad about the keys, and now the broken fucking window, sit down at my computer to pack a bowl and right at eye level on the top of the monitor, were my keys.

The rest of the night was a drug induced blur.

Originally Posted by goob

Fletch's No.10 is a classic.....

Yeah, it's your classis so much booze in ya that coke can't even keep you awake and you start pissing on two chicks that had you been able to stay awake for you probably woulda had a sweet threesome story.

It is pretty funny though. The next day the two chicks were so mad at me, but my friend (it was his bed) was extremely mad...I don't blame him, I pissed all over his bed.

I never made it with a girl who was a double amputee, can anyone say Sit n' Spin?????

I have a couple:

I decided to not go to college the day before classes begun my freshman year to go the blue collar route.
I bought a 7,000 dollar cargo van to do plumbing work and ended up getting screwed at the job I got.
As a result of all this. I had to reenroll at college one year later, and at community college. Now I am about to finish and transfer to a real college finally, but I am behind my graduating class by a year and a half.

Nice thread, and sorry to hear about friends misfortunes. I have never bothered making a list of everything I ever did was stupid, because I could never finish it. I do stupid shit everyday.

I hope what we all get out of our mistakes is a little hard earned wisdom. Some people don't have to take the knocks to become wise and some do. I am one of those people who have to be reminded daily to stay focused. If I ever lose my focus, I will start doing the dumbest shit known to man.
But, I learn a little bit more about myself each time I do that, and I also learn to control myself a little better than I use to. Maybe thats wisdom, is learning that you have to keep a check on how things are brewing in your head to make sure a major malfunction isn't around the corner.

Originally Posted by largepkg

Does this have anything to do with a clown, a midget, and a one legged prostitute?

You left out the goat ...

Originally Posted by maniclion

No regrets

" You can dream a little dream
Or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it
Cuz dreamers always chase
But never get it"

Aesop Rock....

and word.

ohhh btw, Im not even going to try and narrow it down, I could come up with 10 just from my time here at IM

Truthfully I could name 100 things I've done others would call stupid I mean really stupid life altering things, but anytime I look back and start to think about it, I always stop and start thinking how good I am going to make right now and tomorrow. I always tell myself it was all just part of my masterplan, which I may not have full sight of but I can't complain about my life now nor would I complain about my life before/later even if i did/do get myself into a mess many times....as long as I stayed alive thats as good as gold....

1. Not scoring enough when I was in High School
2. Thinking I was better then everyone while in HS (I was an egotistical jock)
3. Getting wasted before/Sleeping through finals in college
4. Fat Chicks
5. Not being consistent with my training/dieting
6. Drinking too much/too often

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

You left out the goat ...

I'm sorry but anything with a goat = GOOD TIMES!