Reply With QuoteHis math isn't too good. Cause he won't be passing any cars in Bumper to Bumper traffic, and unless he is driving like he is on the Autoban, I doubt he passes 4000 cars the rest of the way.
So the odds are much lower. So fuck her, I would take that chance and still flip the bird.
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05-09-2007, 10:05 AM #1pappy
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THE MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH
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>He writes:
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>I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut
>right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the
>shoulder to avoid hitting her.
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>This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is
>window and gave the woman the finger.
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>"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and
>wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
>traffic, and here's why:
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>I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
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>That's 96 miles each day.
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>Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
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>Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
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>There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
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>That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
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>Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
>pass at least another 4000 cars.
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>That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
>day.
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>Statistically, females drive half of these.
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>That's 18,000 women drivers!
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>In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
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>That's 642.
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>According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
>or unrewarding.
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>That's 449.
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>According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
>seriously considered suicide or homicide.
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>That's 98.
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>And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
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>That's 33.
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>According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
>weapons and this number is increasing.
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>That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
>has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
>considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
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>Give her the finger? I don't think so.You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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Ram her off the road, get out beat the piss out of her, take her car, drive it to her house and blow them up. Then she would have a reason to wine that men are the cause of all her problems.
ok, im done, carry on people...ILLEGITIMIS CON CARBORUNDUM!!
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/agree
Originally Posted by Twigz
Ram her off the road, get out beat the piss out of her, take her car, drive it to her house and blow them up. Then she would have a reason to wine that men are the cause of all her problems.
ok, im done, carry on people...
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I thought it was Funny DS
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05-10-2007, 08:56 AM #6pappy
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i did too but eh...
apparently "people cant do math and women should be blown up"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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Now, now I was just joking. I thought it was funny to. Also I never said anything about blowing any women up, thats just wrong.
ILLEGITIMIS CON CARBORUNDUM!!
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05-10-2007, 10:42 AM #8pappy
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what about a woman blowing?
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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ILLEGITIMIS CON CARBORUNDUM!!
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05-10-2007, 10:48 AM #10pappy
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You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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You have my undivided attention... Originally Posted by DontStop
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
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I don't see anything wrong with it as long as you don't share her with friends later on and deflate her when you think you may get a real woman over to your place soon....... Originally Posted by Twigz
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Yeah, but a real dool feels more like the real thing and they are posible (spelling). Good for the ruff sex they dont get holes when you smack them around.
ILLEGITIMIS CON CARBORUNDUM!!
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