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05-10-2007, 12:20 PM #1pappy
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this is why i love my mom
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From: CaYlA nOrDqUiSt [mailto:ms_quist25@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 10, 2007 11:38 AM
To: Nordquist, Erica
Subject: RE: SPAM:
hahahaha omg
I'm in the library and some guy saw my piercing.. and he was like "Umm thats a cool piercing...when girls with lip piercings suck my cock, it rips it up..."
i was like UHHH WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!
From: Nordquist, Erica (Erica.Nordquist@c*********)
Sent:May 10, 2007 5:41:48 PM
To: CaYlA nOrDqUiSt (ms_quist25@hotmail.com)
Gee buddy, that's sure interesting! Thanks for sharing....
Brother.
You should have said "yah, I hate that when that happens" -- really messed with his head.
Gotta go spin now. Talk to you latuh.
MomYou know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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05-10-2007, 12:37 PM #2Succinct ELITE MEMBER
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05-10-2007, 12:38 PM #3pappy
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oh, but you dont.
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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05-10-2007, 01:27 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Oh yeah well my Mom is a Bail Bondwoman/Bounty Hunter and carries a revolver and handcuffs everywhere......and she is dating a biker.....and a lawyer and some Ag gov. dude....at the same time....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-10-2007, 01:32 PM #5pappy
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my mom teaches spinning classes
and run marathons
and dated the owner of a steel company
and my moms mom got offered to pose in playboy
AYOYou know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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05-10-2007, 01:35 PM #6Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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A guy i didn't know in vegas came up to me n said "if you like big cocks i've got one for you" i looked him in the eyes n smiled n said "i've got one for you too". he looked confused n left without another word. it helped that we were in the casino at the stardust where boylesque, which featured drag queens, was playing.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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05-10-2007, 01:38 PM #7pappy
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haha yah my moms funny
last year i had a guy in spruce grove who followed me around, and one day he drove by doing like, a hand job motion
i told my mom and one day she drove past me walking, and was doing the hand job thing too just to make fun of meYou know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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05-10-2007, 01:39 PM #8Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Holy shit....
Originally Posted by maniclion
Your mom is dating THIS guy?!?
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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05-10-2007, 02:18 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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No my Mom does the same thing as Dog, she just doesn't dress like a WWF reject like him and his wife.... Originally Posted by Witmaster
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-10-2007, 02:23 PM #10Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by maniclion
OK.. cool. You had me startled for a second. NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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05-10-2007, 02:25 PM #11Registered User
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his wife is busteeeeeeeeeeeeeed and she dresses like shes hot. its disgusting. does your mom really do that? how does she train?
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05-10-2007, 06:30 PM #12Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I love my Mom more than any other person on earth. My mom is the greatest mom for a million different reasons.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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05-10-2007, 07:39 PM #13Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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mother's day is sunday.
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05-10-2007, 08:13 PM #14Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I wouldn't miss it for nothing. I haven't figured out what I am going to buy my mom yet. Originally Posted by Little Wing
mother's day is sunday.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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05-10-2007, 09:22 PM #15.::.:: Legend ::.::. ELITE MEMBER
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Lol. Well we got your email
Time to stalk.From: CaYlA nOrDqUiSt [mailto:ms_quist25@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 10, 2007 11:38 AM
To: Nordquist, Erica
Subject: RE: SPAM:Im not a drug dealer, im a street pharmacist!
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05-11-2007, 10:13 AM #16pappy
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lol i dont care if anyone has my email...just not my mommy's!
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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Originally Posted by DontStop
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05-11-2007, 08:11 PM #18Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by DontStop
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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05-15-2007, 09:17 AM #19pappy
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sorry monkey man... i know i know
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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