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Old 05-25-2007, 12:32 PM   #1
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Coversation i had with mr 300 that makes me feel soo much better

pappy;; --educe-- says:
can u do me a favor
[No Fate] says:
?
pappy;; --educe-- says:
tell me what u think of kimmie.xo on nex
[No Fate] says:
anthony's new fuck toy ?
pappy;; --educe-- says:
haha apparently
pappy;; --educe-- says:
he called me last ngiht and was all "ooo i miss you"
pappy;; --educe-- says:
and i think shes butt fucking ugly
[No Fate] says:
lol she is
pappy;; --educe-- says:
HAHA
pappy;; --educe-- says:
thank god im not the only one who thinks so
[No Fate] says:
pic 1 was liek ick
[No Fate] says:
pic 2 was like hmmm potential, then the rest werel iek wtf happened bitch
pappy;; --educe-- says:
yah haha
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i told him today
pappy;; --educe-- says:
well i left him a msg
pappy;; --educe-- says:
appy;; --educe-- says:
the reason i did like you was because you were "hard to get"
pappy;; --educe-- says:
but now i fucking see you go for the ugliest fucking girls hahaha you're fucking easy!!!

pappy;; --educe-- says:
haha and really i did think he played hard to get and then i see her and im like blah you;'re a waste of tim
pappy;; --educe-- says:
e*
[No Fate] says:
lol
[No Fate] says:
beertities
[No Fate] says:
look at the good she was dating for 4 yrs
pappy;; --educe-- says:
hahaha
[No Fate] says:
shes ALL on my shit
[No Fate] says:
and apparently loves it in the ass
pappy;; --educe-- says:
cheers big ears (to him) haha get er done
[No Fate] says:
she told me lastnight on the phone
[No Fate] says:
and i hate talkign on the phone, she just looks liek a princes / prude et
[No Fate] says:
c
[No Fate] says:
then shes liek i love it in the ass im liek
[No Fate] says:
your sooooo dead
pappy;; --educe-- says:
hahaha
pappy;; --educe-- says:
record it!!
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i wanna hear her go "oww you fucker that fucking hurts"
[No Fate] says:
it shall be an ass mashathon
[No Fate] says:
lol
[No Fate] says:
i sent her cell a pic of my dank this morn
[No Fate] says:
then right after " oops i meant to delete that not send it "
[No Fate] says:
she called right after
[No Fate] says:
lol
[No Fate] says:
left a message" you SOOO meant to send that u wanted me to see that u dirty boy you "
[No Fate] says:
i was scared of what she was gonna say on my voicemail lol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lol you're so transparent lol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i was reading a penthouse the other day
pappy;; --educe-- says:
and there was a butt plug with horse hair coming out the back
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i lol'd
[No Fate] says:
lmfao
[No Fate] says:
wtf
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lol hey did beertities get her first pic taken by quang?
[No Fate] says:
im not sure ill ask when she calls me back
[No Fate] says:
theres a thread in the sex forum
[No Fate] says:
about head
[No Fate] says:
glenda is giving tips
[No Fate] says:
lol u should go in n give some
pappy;; --educe-- says:
haha is glenda even good at head
pappy;; --educe-- says:
when i explain how i give head in the sex forum i get 92387429 messages
[No Fate] says:
actually ye rlly good but cant go deep at all
[No Fate] says:
shes lacking tits tho
pappy;; --educe-- says:
well then boo for her
[No Fate] says:
indeed
[No Fate] says:
oh
[No Fate] says:
sylvia on my friends list
[No Fate] says:
err
[No Fate] says:
sylvie
[No Fate] says:
30 yrs old
[No Fate] says:
seriously
[No Fate] says:
VIRGIN tight
[No Fate] says:
i was liek wtf
[No Fate] says:
n shes liek i can do the splits, n i thought to myself..... liek a stripper
[No Fate] says:
then she wouldnt tell me what she does for work, as i was leavin in the morning, i found her stripper bag... complete with posters magnets, lighters loonies etc
pappy;; --educe-- says:
hahaha
pappy;; --educe-- says:
eeee
[No Fate] says:
and shes stuck on me like fucking glue
[No Fate] says:
like shes obsessed
pappy;; --educe-- says:
love hunter?
[No Fate] says:
im thinking so
[No Fate] says:
lol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
ahh code red. ditch her
[No Fate] says:
she is kinda strange tho
pappy;; --educe-- says:
how so
[No Fate] says:
like shell say random shit outta nowhere
[No Fate] says:
and shes seriously the loudest lay
[No Fate] says:
ever
pappy;; --educe-- says:
is that good or bad?
[No Fate] says:
good and bad
[No Fate] says:
lol
[No Fate] says:
it lets me know im doin my job, but it gets annoying
[No Fate] says:
and when she cums she like slaps her own legs nd liek shaes hardcore liek seizurel ike
pappy;; --educe-- sends:


pappy;; --educe-- says:
haha eee
[No Fate] says:
she has fake tits too
[No Fate] says:
but
[No Fate] says:
i never woulda known if she hadnt told me
[No Fate] says:
its a good job
[No Fate] says:
bout the same size as urs
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i hate mine
[No Fate] says:
y
[No Fate] says:
lol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i just dont like them at all
[No Fate] says:
u loved them few months ago
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i did but now i decided i dont
[No Fate] says:
lmfao
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i just look at them and im like "eww"
[No Fate] says:
ill appreciate them more to make u love them again
pappy;; --educe-- says:
haha ok
[No Fate] says:
haha
[No Fate] says:
*boggles ur breasts*
pappy;; --educe-- says:
haha i can lick them
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i can seriously squish em then lick them i tried it one day when i was bored
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i wanna!
pappy;; --educe-- says:
go hard haha
[No Fate] says:
lmfao
pappy;; --educe-- says:
haha im tight as sin right now too
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i havent got laid since, oh, january
[No Fate] says:
what about ant ?
pappy;; --educe-- says:
nope not once
[No Fate] says:

[No Fate] says:
prolly hiding his warts
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i didnt even give him head haha
pappy;; --educe-- says:
HAHA
[No Fate] says:
poor
[No Fate] says:
guy
[No Fate] says:
i hear hes kinda small too actually
pappy;; --educe-- says:
haha whatever. he's going for a donkeyt so i hope he has fun with that
pappy;; --educe-- says:
really??
pappy;; --educe-- says:
small?
[No Fate] says:
dank wise
pappy;; --educe-- says:
please, do go on
pappy;; --educe-- says:
who told u
[No Fate] says:
the girl he cheated on with me
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lololol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
like how big?
[No Fate] says:
5 inches ?
pappy;; --educe-- says:
ahhhhhh ahahahahahahahahaha
[No Fate] says:
guestimated
pappy;; --educe-- says:
im actually glad now
[No Fate] says:
lol
[No Fate] says:
; Just hold me tight, lay by my side Let me be the one who calls you baby said:
blahh.my eye wont stop watering
[No Fate] said:
sorry i jizzed in it
pappy;; --educe-- says:
dristan and then visine
[No Fate] says:
lmfao

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[No Fate] says:
procedures to "get the r out "
[No Fate] says:
red*
pappy;; --educe-- says:
hahaha
[No Fate] sends:

Open(Alt+P)
[No Fate] says:
what u think of girl on left
[No Fate] says:
shes a goo friend of mine
pappy;; --educe-- says:
hey when you worked at cowboys did u know someone named kevin??
[No Fate] says:
but recently confessed shes had this huge thing for me for yrs
pappy;; --educe-- says:
k il check er out
[No Fate] says:
kevin ye hes a fucking hurtbag
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
hes the slut of our school
[No Fate] says:
everyone there hates him
pappy;; --educe-- says:
reallly

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pappy;; --educe-- says:
yah he was telling me the other day he hung out with a girl until 6 in the morning and didnt even get a piece
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i lol'd
[No Fate] says:
rofl
[No Fate] says:
u know
[No Fate] says:
the "syphillis"outbreak
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i like her lips
[No Fate] says:
started @ cowboys
pappy;; --educe-- says:
im glad ive never been there
[No Fate] says:
there was one girl there
[No Fate] says:
fuckign slept with UUURRRbody
[No Fate] says:
but not i *salutes*
pappy;; --educe-- says:
you're immune anyways right?
[No Fate] says:
something about her screamed dirty
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lol the way she dressed? the way she talked? the smell lurking in her regime?
[No Fate] says:
lol
[No Fate] says:
im not sure i could just pick up on something
[No Fate] says:
all the guys were like " did u fuck tammy yet"
[No Fate] says:
i said no
[No Fate] says:
they were all WHY and giggling
[No Fate] says:
i had the last laugh when they all started getting it
[No Fate] says:
and sleepign with random whores from the bar
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
thats why i dont like edmonton bars
pappy;; --educe-- says:
whores *cough* whores everywhere
[No Fate] says:
ye
[No Fate] says:
thursdays @ cowboys are fun again
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i like calgary bars better class ahoy
[No Fate] says:
to watch all the fresh 18's getting mashed
[No Fate] says:
lol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lol i practically just turned 18
pappy;; --educe-- says:
but my rep isnt too peachy
[No Fate] says:
how so ?
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lol i dont know. ppl just know ive had alot of sex. my reasoning simply being because i like it, but others are like "eee slut"
pappy;; --educe-- says:
well i havent had that much, but more then alot of my friends
pappy;; --educe-- says:
like when u and i hooked up, i had already been with like 15 ppl, but you couldnt tell??or could you?
[No Fate] says:
lol i never knew that
[No Fate] says:
but no i couldnt
pappy;; --educe-- says:
yah im discrete about it
pappy;; --educe-- says:
but for me, some ppl may think thats slutty, but personally, i think sluts are in it for attention. i justlike it
pappy;; --educe-- says:
like i could call you a slut, or i could say u just really like sex
[No Fate] says:

simpleysweet said to me on nex " soooo sexy"



[No Fate] says:
i replied with, soooo fat "
[No Fate] says:
ye i dont call anyone a slut rlly
[No Fate] says:
we all love sex
[No Fate] says:
its human nature
pappy;; --educe-- says:
exactly
pappy;; --educe-- says:
its what every living thing has been put on earth to do
pappy;; --educe-- says:
except a-sexual
[No Fate] says:
word
[No Fate] says:
they just masturbate
[No Fate] says:
lol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
haha wtf wouldnt it be weird if people could like "bud" and produce a-sexually lolol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
like have afetus growing out of ur hip or something HAHA wow
[No Fate] says:
lolol
[No Fate] says:
BLOOP
[No Fate] says:
as it falls
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lol when i was little i used to think u pooped babies
[No Fate] says:
hahahah
[No Fate] says:
somehow i was not paying attention in sex ed in like grade 5
[No Fate] says:
and i thought an erection was when guys peed blood when they got hard
[No Fate] says:
lol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lololol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i thought you peed out of your vag too
pappy;; --educe-- says:
i didnt know there was another little area
[No Fate] says:
lol
pappy;; --educe-- says:
lol ever since you told me the small penis thing ive just been so happy
pappy;; --educe-- says:
thanks!
[No Fate] says:
lol
[No Fate] says:
why
pappy;; --educe-- says:
haha i dont know. now i dont feel like im missing out
[No Fate] says:
lololololol



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Old 05-25-2007, 01:32 PM   #2
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That is probably some of the Gayest shit ever. Are you even 18? Sounds more like 12. I couldn't even get past the 5th line. Fawck, holy fucking gay.

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Old 05-25-2007, 01:33 PM   #3
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lol i love it.



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Old 05-25-2007, 01:50 PM   #4
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My ADD allowed me to only look at 2 lines of that before my eyes crossed and I had to move on.


Here's a recap (I think):

blah blah blah....sluts....blah blah blah...butt plug....blah blah blah...in the ass...blah blah blah...I like it.



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Old 05-25-2007, 01:53 PM   #5
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haha no the parts i enjoy are the parts where he tlks to me about anthony...and how he apparently has a small penis. and how mr 300, who'll fuck anything, even thinks anthony's new "fuck toy" is ugly.



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Old 05-25-2007, 01:55 PM   #6
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nope fraid not. Gordo is right.



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Old 05-25-2007, 01:56 PM   #7
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fraid not of what?



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That Gordo is right with his story outline, and you are wrong.



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Old 05-25-2007, 02:02 PM   #9
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wrong about what I LIKE about the convo? i dont see how i can be wrong about my own opinion. anyways
whether you enjoy it or not, i'm on cloud nine.



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Old 05-25-2007, 02:03 PM   #10
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Ok well get off that cloud. You are wrong.



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I got to like the 4th line and scrolled down and scrolled down and scrolled down and scrolled down and scrolled down and scrolled down and scrolled down. Glad I did because my head would have exploded if I tried to read all that crap.



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I got to like the 4th line and scrolled down and scrolled down and scrolled down and scrolled down and scrolled down and scrolled down and scrolled down. Glad I did because my head would have exploded if I tried to read all that crap.
yeah. totally gay.



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What's the point of this thing anyway? Like Phred said, glad i read a couple of lines and scrolled down and down and down and saw that its a long pointless convo that reminded me of IM'ing back in high school, lololololol...wtf, grow up.



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lol wtf i am in high school. and like i said, i posted it in happiness!!
soo boo frown on me i dont care.



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I think the point that everyone is trying to make is that, the rest of us are NOT in highschool and therefore find it a useless and immature thread.



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i caught on to that
hence my response(s)

look up jodi



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Meh even in Highschool as a senior, I would still think that is gay as shit.



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Old 05-25-2007, 02:34 PM   #18
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oh it likely is.
High School Immaturity at it's best. But it humors me and for reasons beyond me, i was compelled to post it



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Well I for one am relieved to know that she didn't have to put up with a 5 inch menace, I mean what is that that a tickle in the tush for you?



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I've never had it in the tush, but I'm otherwise thankful i didnt mess around with him.



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Well at least he was built for anal.



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meh i spose it has it's advantages.



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meh i spose it has it's advantages.
Then you won't need that horse hair butt plug you ordered from Penthouse...



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Old 05-25-2007, 02:56 PM   #24
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haha i saw it in penthouse i laughed so hard
she had a bridal and everything



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Ok, who's Anthony and what's a butt plug?



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