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Old 05-28-2007, 05:27 PM   #1
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I thought we might take a break, tone it down a level, and talk about how you come about making the move for the first kiss.



Me? Oh golly, I dont know. I get drunk and say FUCK IT.



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Old 05-28-2007, 05:31 PM   #2
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Kiss... fuck that.

I go right for the kill. Why waste the time on the kiss



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Old 05-28-2007, 06:23 PM   #3
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If the chemistry is really really strong then I just dive in. If the woman is sending mixed signals ... sexy eye contact but coy behavior ... then I make respectful yet suggestive body contact. If she runs off or pushes me away then I move on. I don't like women who play games, so if she starts that come hither/go away game she gets no play. There's too many totally hot females that are not into games for me to waste my time on the ones that do.

If she has a brain the some killer dialog works ...





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I thought we might take a break, tone it down a level, and talk about how you come about making the move for the first kiss.



Me? Oh golly, I dont know. I get drunk and say FUCK IT.




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Old 05-28-2007, 08:24 PM   #5
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If the chemistry is really really strong then I just dive in. If the woman is sending mixed signals ... sexy eye contact but coy behavior ... then I make respectful yet suggestive body contact. If she runs off or pushes me away then I move on. I don't like women who play games, so if she starts that come hither/go away game she gets no play. There's too many totally hot females that are not into games for me to waste my time on the ones that do.

If she has a brain the some killer dialog works ...
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:00 PM   #6
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That's my move also
Somehow I knew you would.

But seriously, do you guys know when? For instance, tell me the last time you had a first kiss with a girl. Were you in a car? Drunk? Did it lead to other things? Whatever, but I want to know how you do the approach.

For some it really is the hardest thing. Its still hard for me sometimes...especially if I am sober.



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Old 05-28-2007, 11:39 PM   #7
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Old 05-29-2007, 04:31 AM   #8
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I dont make moves, I just sit there and look dumb until she does...it's pretty successful let me tell ya...



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Recently, I was at a normal get together and I noticed this hot cute blond with a killer ass showed up. I have spoken to her before and she just seemed like a friendly person, so I didnt think she had an interest. Well this time, she kept looking over at me.

I approached her, made chit chat and she starting making the normal flirty gestures like playing with her hair, leaning on me, touching me, however, her body language wasnt gauged towards me. I figured I didnt seal the deal yet becaused of that, plus, I lost interest after she said she was a catholic, she was a virgin, and that she wouldnt have sex until she was married. Sorry, but with an ass like that, it would drive me fuckign crazy.

Bottom line, I might not have kissed her even if her body was turned towards me.



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Old 05-29-2007, 09:14 AM   #10
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My move?
Sit there and look pretty.



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My move?
Sit there and look pretty.

you stole my answer, but I sit there and look dumb, and it works every bit as well for me



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Old 05-29-2007, 09:45 AM   #12
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me too haha

I always get a kick of when guys try to make a move the "Grade 10" way.
They sit you down to "watch a movie" and then bust out the blanket. Under the blanket...you know shit's going down. But above you both pretend nothings happening. It's hilarious...and yes, guys at my age have tried that.



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Old 05-29-2007, 09:53 AM   #13
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me too haha

I always get a kick of when guys try to make a move the "Grade 10" way.
They sit you down to "watch a movie" and then bust out the blanket. Under the blanket...you know shit's going down. But above you both pretend nothings happening. It's hilarious...and yes, guys at my age have tried that.

I do that, and then after sex I act like nothing happened also and never speak to them again....


nah Im jk, but it was a good setup to that 'joke'

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Old 05-29-2007, 10:27 AM   #14
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I've done that before haha
Had been with someone...then out of either shame, or embaresment, mostly embaressment, I never speak to them again or tell anyone about what ahppened



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Old 05-29-2007, 10:31 AM   #15
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I don't know, different tactics for different situations.

Also depends how, 'on form' i am at the time. It can vary from ultra suave and quick witted to slow and unconfident. Wierdly wide range.



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me too haha

I always get a kick of when guys try to make a move the "Grade 10" way.
They sit you down to "watch a movie" and then bust out the blanket. Under the blanket...you know shit's going down. But above you both pretend nothings happening. It's hilarious...and yes, guys at my age have tried that.

also when I do that I make a face like nothing happened and like I farted and am trying to hide it, and that is when I look dumb and get kissed...

how romantic huh?



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Old 05-29-2007, 10:51 AM   #17
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Haha whatever gets it done



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Old 05-29-2007, 04:11 PM   #18
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me too haha

I always get a kick of when guys try to make a move the "Grade 10" way.
They sit you down to "watch a movie" and then bust out the blanket. Under the blanket...you know shit's going down. But above you both pretend nothings happening. It's hilarious...and yes, guys at my age have tried that.
I used to do this... it's funny because I started doing it in grade 10 and didn't stop until college, when I started using my other trick more often...

I'd ask a girl if she'd wanna come over to watch some tv or a movie (usually after hours or when it's late and you kind of just want to get out of the bar or party you're at). If my room mate was staying home, I'd phone him and tell him to hop on the tv in the main room. Then I'd get back and go, "oh, shit.. my room mate's on the main tv.. I've got one in my room." Well, it's not too hard to at least get some kiss action, since they've already followed me home. I remember when I first pulled this trick, it was the first week of my freshman year in college.. I asked this dance girl if she wanted to come back to my room and watch some tv. She said okay, then we get back to my place and I didn't even have a tv. We just messed around.

I'm thinking back to the last time I got snagged a first kiss, and it actually happened at the bar. I just smiled a lot, tried to be funny, stayed close in prox, and leaned in, kissed her. I usually hate making out at the bars, but this chick was hot (dance chick too).
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I was thirteen. She took off her shirt and showed me her tits. It just seemed right that I should kiss her while my hands were thus occupied.

I must have been using my "show me your tits" move and got a kiss as an added benefit.



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I must have been using my "show me your tits" move and got a kiss as an added benefit.
Isnt it annoying when you get those two confused?



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