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    How many Canadians...

    How many Canadians with baseball bats would it take to beat up one American?

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    Trick question.

    That's like asking when will Mexico win the Olympics.

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    My son could do it and he is 3

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher View Post
    Trick question.

    That's like asking when will Mexico win the Olympics.
    Why doesn't Mexico ever send anyone to the Olympics?

    Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim lives in the US.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    My son could do it and he is 3
    Ahh... He must have some American in him. Possible switched at birth scenario?

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    Nope he has my baseball playing skills

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    depends...is the American drunk and standing on a rooftop?
    I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Nope he has my baseball playing skills

    So you're saying he'll swing and miss on three consecutive occasions and then go sit in the dugout?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Nope he has my baseball playing skills
    I thought you were a hockey player.

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    no
    meaning he's perfect height to swing up and smash your balls into your ass with a bat.

    The good ol american way

    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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    You frighten me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
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    meaning he's perfect height to swing up and smash your balls into your ass with a bat.

    The good ol american way
    Is that how your friends did it?

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    who says they used a bat?
    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg View Post
    So you're saying he'll swing and miss on three consecutive occasions and then go sit in the dugout?
    All this while complaining about salary caps ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg View Post
    How many Canadians with baseball bats would it take to beat up one American?
    If the American yells "Mine!", will the Canadians stop swinging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple Threat View Post
    I thought you were a hockey player.
    Nah baseball was my main sport growing up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple Threat View Post
    If the American yells "Mine!", will the Canadians stop swinging?
    Too bad it was an american player. So The american would yell mine to himself like the retard he is. A la A-rod

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