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    WTF is this movie all about?

    This is some screamkings production called Beef: You Are What You Eat. . .which was spozed to be released this spring but I've never heard anything about it. . .

    It looks like some kind of wacky amateurish psycho-killer-of-bodybuilders film...surely it's kinduva cultish comedy. . .I don't know what to make out of the trailer:




    Here is the production company's web site - the storyline sez:

    Beef is the story of Drew, an introverted young man, bullied and abused throughout his life, who aspires to be a body builder, but can't quite ever seem to achieve his goals.
    His sanity ends when his girlfriend leaves him for his odd and obsessed health fanatic ways, and he's beaten up and bullied just one too many times.
    He begins murdering local body builders, as he searches for the ultimate key to health and strength. Inevitably his search leads him to an ancient secret which adds new truth and meaning to the expression: "you are what you eat."


    And there is MORE! The first 100 dvds sold are signed by the director and will include a free Beef Barf Bag!

    http://www.screamkings.com/cgi-bin/r...RtO4ieiqbkBFAp

    ok. . .who is gonna be brave enough to order this thang and write us all up a review?

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    Oh shit. . .I think I get what this is about. . .



    Lending a whole new meaning to the bodybuilding phrase "sliced to the bone", BEEF, a Screamkings Productions movie, portrays bodybuilding as a sport good enough to die for. Combining all the elements of a good horror/slasher film with liberal doses of irony along with the day-to-day realities of top-level bodybuilding, BEEF, which premiers on April 25 at New Yorks Anthology Film Archives, explores previously uncharted territory.

    It's press release reassures that those who attend the premier will receive complimentary barf bags. With its premise being "you are what you eat" BEEF is the story of a disgruntled, tragic bodybuilder, Drew, who can't quite achieve the recognition he seeks.

    Throughout his life he is bullied and abused, until the final straw - his girlfriend leaves him for what she perceives to be his obsession with bodybuilding and health - pushes him over the edge.

    With nowhere to turn, Drew methodically turns his rage on his own kind: local bodybuilders. As he stalks and slays, all the while searching for the ultimate key to health and strength, he discovers an ancient secret, a truth that provides him with food for thought and strengthens his hope for bodybuilding immortality



    Damn. . .interview at:

    Bodybuilding.com - David Robson - BEEF, You Are What You Eat: The Movie With Bodybuilders On The Menu.

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    i think it is like some crazy guy gets bullied by BBers so decides to trick them to come to his house where he will then kill him. but then his ex GF finds out and tries to stop it

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    Beef: You Are What You Eat. .
    I'm not gonna watch that clip based on the title alone.

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    Oh gnarly!!! He actually starts eating these bodybuilders....and watch he'll start getting amounts of steroids those guys have ingested and see significant gains and think it's from his cannibalism.....sounds like a cheap way to get juiced though...
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReproMan View Post
    I'm not gonna watch that clip based on the title alone.


    Let's hope it dose'nt do exactly what it says on the tin......

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