I'm the grunter...sort of. I at least try to keep it down.
Im the no towel guy
I'm the grunter...sort of. I at least try to keep it down.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
im the no towel guy 2. there is some nasty jacked muscly girl in my gym who grunts. it is disgusting.

I don't bring a towel to the gym either, and I'm a sweaty bastard. Just walking by equipment I get it wet.
omg, I just realized I am the obnoxious spotter!
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i thought no towel guy would mean the closeted gays that walk through the locker room holding their towels on the way to or from the shower...
as far as grunting, i do it when i'm going heavy...kinda have to sometimes
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I love watching some of the guys carry around extra large beach towels from machine to machine.
I see your point, but where I am, these guys are the same ones who spend all their time on the phone. Also, they don't always respect the guys around them, I caught one the other day trying to jump in on a machine I had just stepped away from for 2 seconds! I know this is just a generalization and that not everyone will do this. Personally, I just bring a small towel and use some of the disinfectant the place provides.
In that case, I'm totally with you on this one.

Not only do I wipe the equipment down, I use the disinfectant wipes that my gym supplies. I hate bringing a towel, and there is no reason if there are cleaning stations all over the place.

I claim my equipment by urinating on it.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
Can't say I've ever fit into any of those categories but I see them on the gym all the time.
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I hate it when my dog slobbers on my equipment, I go to grab my dumbell and there's a clear ooze all over the grip it's totally uncalled for....I also hate it when one of my dogs starts licking the sweat off of my leg while I'm in the middle of reps. It's also annoying when I try to show off for myself or leave the bar in squat position and have to set it up for benching the next day, just because my legs are wobbly after my last set of squats is no reason to leave the bar full of weights and all the way up to the top pins...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
they forgot about the guy that only does one thing a day then takes off
5'7" 173lbsl squat:365x2 11/19/07 bench 225x3 1/11/08
40 time: 4.51sec march 10th 07
38" vertical

I laughed my ass off at "The Lurker" and the Price is Right music. Totally didnt see it coming.
I grease more than I sweat. I really never have to wipe anything down compared to most lifters.
6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
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What about the guy who bench presses 6 days a week?
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