Thread: Worst time to get a boner.....

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In high school biology, sitting next to the hottest girl in your class, where the teacher tells everyone to stand up and join hands to simulate a molecule.

Kneeling in front of the body at a wake.

In high school getting a hard on was kinda embarrasing. Nowadays, I think it would be hilarious.

Id be more embarrassed to get a hard on and no one noticed.

^lol very true...going up front to do a presentation in class. get the ol' tuck-n-fold trick going there...

not that it has actually happened...

When you are getting tested at the std clinic and you realize that you dated the woman sticking you with the swab. lol

While getting an ultrasound on my balls, that was an interesting conversation!

When I had to sit in the car for ten minutes saying I didn't feel good when my mom dropped me off at work.

At the gym when I'm wearing basketball shorts....

Originally Posted by squanto

In 7th grade I was ordered to stand up and write on the chalk board. I had a big tent in my pants. Not good times ... but funny as hell now.

I should think the worst time would be in a competition to see who could not get a boner for the longest while getting a lapdance from some hot chick. The prize is $4,000,000. If you get a boner you lose.

That would suck.

I doubt itll happen again though. Ill never find another golden condom

wrestling my best friends sister at wrestling practice

^^^^^lol that would suck and probably hurt to if yu landed wrong.

Originally Posted by Rubes

wrestling my best friends sister at wrestling practice

At least it wasn't wrestling a dude during some major televised wrestling event. Now that would really suck

lol. yah

There was this kid who was at a bus stop who had a boner and he accidently bumped into this bullie who hates him, the bully got pissed at the boner boy and took out a knife ....boner boy ducks and cracked the bully in the jaw, the bully then falls on his boner which connects with his throat.
The bully is taking Danny er..um....Boner boy to court.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

There was this kid who was at a bus stop who had a boner and he accidently bumped into this bullie who hates him, the bully got pissed at the boner boy and took out a knife ....boner boy ducks and cracked the bully in the jaw, the bully then falls on his boner which connects with his throat.
The bully is taking Danny er..um....Boner boy to court.

In our next episode, Danny the Boner Boy and the Prison Shower....duhn duh DUHNNNNNN!

Originally Posted by maniclion

In our next episode, Danny the Boner Boy and the Prison Shower....duhn duh DUHNNNNNN!

One of my buddies in junior high was the class clown type. He used to get wood in the same class every afternoon and stand up while the teacher wasn't looking and do what he called the "forbidden dance." He'd move his boner around just using his dong muscles I guess and his pants would move up and down and around and the class would crack up, the girls would be like oh my god. It was pretty damn funny just cause this kid would do the most absurd shit to make people laugh.

Originally Posted by Goodfella9783

One of my buddies in junior high was the class clown type. He used to get wood in the same class every afternoon and stand up while the teacher wasn't looking and do what he called the "forbidden dance." He'd move his boner around just using his dong muscles I guess and his pants would move up and down and around and the class would crack up, the girls would be like oh my god. It was pretty damn funny just cause this kid would do the most absurd shit to make people laugh.

My friend Jarvis would pull his out in class and thump it on his desk, the first time he did it the teacher had left and we were all reading quietly when we heard THUMP THUMP THUD everyone turned around and he was standing there acting like he was playing the drums....I threw the kid next to me's book at him trying to smash his dick...after that he would do it and we all knew what he was doing, the girls would always look and this one boy would look back. EVerytime we would be like "You know exactly what's happening and you still look back you fag!"

spotting your partner during his bench

Originally Posted by min0 lee

There was this kid who was at a bus stop who had a boner and he accidently bumped into this bullie who hates him, the bully got pissed at the boner boy and took out a knife ....boner boy ducks and cracked the bully in the jaw, the bully then falls on his boner which connects with his throat.
The bully is taking Danny er..um....Boner boy to court.

I.. can't.. breathe..!

How about in the gym, when I am in my stretchy shots for leg day, and I get a woody watching a chick do squats. Dame it, I had to run to my locker and grab my towel then walk into the showers and act like I was taking a shower until my woody went away.

Originally Posted by fufu

In high school biology, sitting next to the hottest girl in your class, where the teacher tells everyone to stand up and join hands to simulate a molecule.

Fuck, you made my spit cottage cheese all over my monitor.

Originally Posted by danny81

^^^^^lol that would suck and probably hurt to if yu landed wrong.

didnt have to worrie about that i was on top pulling a move that my coach likes to call the saturday night ride