Thread: If you walked a long and unknown corridor

I would probably just walk through the fucking thing.

Originally Posted by fufu

I would probably just walk through the fucking thing.

I would whip my cock out and beat it against the walls, back and forth in a 4\4 timing, before reaching the end of the corridor and using it to beat Vioepe to death for asking such a fucking stupid question.......

i'd be busy telling my kids to stop fighting or telling Tyler, jokingly, to stop acting like a 9 yr old boy and try acting more like a 90 year old man.

Originally Posted by Vieope

I would fill the cracks of the corridor with my screams and scratch the walls as if I was sufficating trying to reach air until my wrists were bloody stubs.

I'd piss on the walls to mark my territory.

And I'd take a huge greasy shit right in the middle. Hope it's well ventilated.

Originally Posted by fufu

I would fill the cracks of the corridor with my screams and scratch the walls as if I was sufficating trying to reach air until my wrists were bloody stubs.

i like this one.

Originally Posted by ReproMan

And I'd take a huge greasy shit right in the middle. Hope it's well ventilated.

i love this one.

Originally Posted by ReproMan

And I'd take a huge greasy shit right in the middle. Hope it's well ventilated.

i would eat this one

I'd hit Casper with a fucking 2x4.

I'd pull out the LED light on my keychain and read the writings scrawled on the wall with feces of past nuts, then walk out and write it all down in a book and become a very rich man....

Originally Posted by fufu

I would fill the cracks of the corridor with my screams and scratch the walls as if I was sufficating trying to reach air until my wrists were bloody stubs.

Do you understand why this corridor is different? Everyone that posted would do something weird in it.

Now now...fufu said hed just walk through it.

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Now now...fufu said hed just walk through it.

Well fufu doesnt make any sense.

I'd stop and make a lemonade stand and sell to passers-by.

^ What's a glass of lemonade go for these days? I'm kinda thirsty; can I buy a glass?

I'd probably be loaded, so passing out on the floor would most likely be imminent.

Then I'd wake up and be really mad that I passed out in the same area I pissed on the night before, then realizing I lost my lighter and can't smoke a fucking cigarette would force me to suicide.

Well it really depends on where this corridor started and with what. It would also depend on where the corridor ends, what awaits me, and how long it is.

I can definitely make an educated guess on a few of the things I would do. First of all I would jog through it instead of just walking. I would get a nose clamp (like the ones you buy for going swimming) so I wouldn't have to smell Repro's doodoo, I'd hop over fletcher's corpse and jog around his pee (avoiding it not jogging circles around it). I'd then try to avoid looking at fufu's blood on the walls, then buy lemonade from him, then drink it, then prick my finger and write something crazy on the walls just before jogging the rest of the way, then demand royalties from maniclion for using some of my wall writing content in his book.

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Originally Posted by Plateau_Max

Well it really depends on where this corridor started and with what. It would also depend on where the corridor ends, what awaits me, and how long it is.

I can definitely make an educated guess on a few of the things I would do. First of all I would jog through it instead of just walking. I would get a nose clamp (like the ones you buy for going swimming) so I wouldn't have to smell Repro's doodoo, I'd hop over fletcher's corpse and jog around his pee (avoiding it not jogging circles around it). I'd then try to avoid looking at fufu's blood on the walls, then buy lemonade from him, then drink it, then prick my finger and write something crazy on the walls just before jogging the rest of the way, then demand royalties from maniclion for using some of my wall writing content in his book.

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And then you realize you still stepped in my piss.

You pissed on the walls though. I'd just jog through the very center to avoid that.

Originally Posted by Plateau_Max

You pissed on the walls though. I'd just jog through the very center to avoid that.

Yeah, but you'd still be hit by my swinging cock......

What the hell are you doing standing in the hallway flapping your tiny tot around?

Just conditioning it for beating Vioepe to death at the end of the corridor.

"tiny tot" being in the ironic sense.......

Well I can see that being ideal if you want him to take a really long time to die.

It depends. What color are the walls and ceiling?

Originally Posted by Triple Threat

It depends. What color are the walls and ceiling?

I'm guessing, by some of the previous posts........ a combination of yellow and brown......

Originally Posted by goob

I'm guessing, by some of the previous posts........ a combination of yellow and brown......

That would be the floor.