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A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint ,when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala replies, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
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06-24-2007, 08:17 PM #1And the winner is...... ELITE MEMBER
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Koala & Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint ,when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala replies, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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06-24-2007, 08:26 PM #2Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by the nut
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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06-24-2007, 09:25 PM #3fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Too much to read.
If it was broken up into paragraphs it may not look so long 'n shit.
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06-25-2007, 10:31 AM #4And the winner is...... ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by KelJu
Hey! You need a plug for that?
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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06-25-2007, 10:45 AM #5Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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Heh, it was kinda funny.
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06-25-2007, 12:18 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Is this the Geico lizard? If it is then it's funny, if not then I'm not laughing...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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06-25-2007, 01:29 PM #7And the winner is...... ELITE MEMBER
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Did you say "chips & pie" ?
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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06-25-2007, 02:06 PM #8Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i liked it.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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06-25-2007, 02:13 PM #9Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Sorry dude. It is just that a joke involving weed would have been funnier. Originally Posted by the nut
Hey! You need a plug for that?“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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06-26-2007, 11:15 AM #10And the winner is...... ELITE MEMBER
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I thought it might be, especially if your stoned. I can't smoke anymore. Originally Posted by KelJu
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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06-26-2007, 11:54 AM #11Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I thought the joke did involve weed???? Originally Posted by KelJu
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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