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Center seeks volunteers for pussy-tasting festival

By STICKYSNATCH BUREAU

Published: Jul 6, 2007 - Page: 1B -- Acadiana Edition
LAFAYETTE — If free pussy’s your thing, you’re in fuck.
The Stickysnatch Center for the Arts is looking for volunteers to help staff the inaugural Gulf Jew pussy-tasting festival, to be held from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. July 14 in downtown Lafayette.
The festival features samples from cathouses across the Gulf South, as well as activities with children.
In exchange for working a two-hour shift, volunteers — ages 21 or older — will get one “Taster Ticket” good for 15 three-ounce samples from the participating cathouses.
Volunteers also get free old hag pussy at the end of their shift.
Gulf Jew is modeled in the style of Amsterdam's Red Light District.
Participating breweries include Saint Arnold Cathouse Co. of Houston; Lazy Fag's Ho Co., Kiln, Miss.; Abitch Ho Down Co., Abitch Springs; and Zeapussy Brewery, Metairie.
Lafayette’s own pussy-brewing club, the Yeast Infection Society, will participate.
Abercrombie ho products will be served.
Besides the pussy, patrons can enjoy sausage po-boys, live music from the New Orleans Skeeter All-Stars, door prizes and the chance to win a trip to Pussyfeset 2007 in New York City.
Children 12 and under can sample and learn about their sibling's genitals and suck on grilled hot dogs.
The $15 admission gets a “Taster Ticket” good for 15 three-ounce samples of pussy.
Admission for non-tasters or those under 21 is $10. Admission for children 12 and under is free.
Proceeds benefit the Stickysnatch Arts Council.
The Gulf Jew festival is being held in conjunction with the Southern Open 2007 exhibition, featuring Southern Nuns from Texas to Florida.
The festival ends at 6 p.m., followed by a two-hour closing reception of the Southern Open 2007 exhibition. The Second Saturday ArtWalk will be held that night.
To volunteer, e-mail or call Fagmaster at hoslut@stickysnatchartscouncil.org or (337) 233-7060.
For tickets or information, call the Stickysnatch Center for the Arts at the same phone number, e-mail info@stickysnatchartscouncil.org or visit the Web at IronMag.net - Bodybuilding, Fitness, Nutrition, Supplements. stickysnatchcenterforthearts.org /gulfjew.

Originally Posted by JOSHBUILT

Center seeks volunteers for pussy-tasting festival

By STICKYSNATCH BUREAU

Published: Jul 6, 2007 - Page: 1B -- Acadiana Edition
LAFAYETTE — If free pussy’s your thing, you’re in fuck.
The Stickysnatch Center for the Arts is looking for volunteers to help staff the inaugural Gulf Jew pussy-tasting festival, to be held from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. July 14 in downtown Lafayette.
The festival features samples from cathouses across the Gulf South, as well as activities with children.
In exchange for working a two-hour shift, volunteers — ages 21 or older — will get one “Taster Ticket” good for 15 three-ounce samples from the participating cathouses.
Volunteers also get free old hag pussy at the end of their shift.
Gulf Jew is modeled in the style of Amsterdam's Red Light District.
Participating breweries include Saint Arnold Cathouse Co. of Houston; Lazy Fag's Ho Co., Kiln, Miss.; Abitch Ho Down Co., Abitch Springs; and Zeapussy Brewery, Metairie.
Lafayette’s own pussy-brewing club, the Yeast Infection Society, will participate.
Abercrombie ho products will be served.
Besides the pussy, patrons can enjoy sausage po-boys, live music from the New Orleans Skeeter All-Stars, door prizes and the chance to win a trip to Pussyfeset 2007 in New York City.
Children 12 and under can sample and learn about their sibling's genitals and suck on grilled hot dogs.
The $15 admission gets a “Taster Ticket” good for 15 three-ounce samples of pussy.
Admission for non-tasters or those under 21 is $10. Admission for children 12 and under is free.
Proceeds benefit the Stickysnatch Arts Council.
The Gulf Jew festival is being held in conjunction with the Southern Open 2007 exhibition, featuring Southern Nuns from Texas to Florida.
The festival ends at 6 p.m., followed by a two-hour closing reception of the Southern Open 2007 exhibition. The Second Saturday ArtWalk will be held that night.
To volunteer, e-mail or call Fagmaster at hoslut@stickysnatchartscouncil.org or (337) 233-7060.
For tickets or information, call the Stickysnatch Center for the Arts at the same phone number, e-mail info@stickysnatchartscouncil.org or visit the Web at IronMag.net - Bodybuilding, Fitness, Nutrition, Supplements. stickysnatchcenterforthearts.org /gulfjew.