I've always had better luck with older women, but damn...

**KelJu** · 07-13-2007, 05:54 PM

this is getting out of hand.

For the past 2 weeks, one of our customers has been trying out antique oriental rugs. She has bought at least half a million dollars worth of antique furniture and rugs from John, the owner. Each time she has come in to the store recently, she request me to show her rugs. She came across as flirty at first, but I just took it as a complement and went about me job. The last time she came in, she slipped me a Benjamin. She didn't hand it to me, she stuck it in my back pocket, and took her time doing it. The time before that, she told me how cute my beard was, and asked me if I was a natural redhead. She was also inconspicuously feeling on my ass while I was bent over rolling up a rug. Again, I took it as a complement, and I acted like it didn't happen.

As soon as she left the shop yesterday, the two women that work up front came back to the work area laughing their asses off. They saw what she was doing, and as it turns out, she had harassed the hell out of a previous worker a few years back. He was gay, and she didn't know it, so it got on his nerves. He was also a redhead, by the way.

I saw fuck it, she can feel on my ass all she wants as long as she keeps slipping me cash. She is worth quite a few million. Hell, I might do the old hag if the price is right. She is coming back to the shop Tuesday to bring back some rugs that didn't work in her house. I might wear a tight fitted t-shirt and some bluejeans on that day. I am going to see how far I can take this shit.

Oh yeah, she looked to be late 40s, but she has taken good care of herself. She's fat, but I could still do it if the price is right.

**DOMS** · 07-13-2007, 05:56 PM

Go crotchless, man!

So, she's not that good looking?

**KelJu** · 07-13-2007, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by DOMS

Go crotchless, man!

So, she's not that good looking?

She is late 40s and fat. No, she is not very good looking. But, she is really really rich.

Hmmm, she has a nice face. I would have to look her in the face while I bang her and remember not to look down.

**katt** · 07-13-2007, 06:02 PM

Hey... wait.... I'll in my late 40's... I think they call us Cougars..

Nothing like a young stud for alot of fun....

**Little Wing** · 07-13-2007, 06:03 PM

if you start fucking her she'll probably shape up fast.

go for it. i'm 46. sex is way better than at 30, orgasms aren't stop signs anymore..... she might wear you out. Vanity's younger than me and that's probably for the best.

**DOMS** · 07-13-2007, 06:07 PM

Offer to be her personal trainer. Tell her that when she hits her target weight, you're all hers.

**KelJu** · 07-13-2007, 06:11 PM

She is an old school trophy wife. Ann, who has worked at our shop for the last 20 years told me she was beautiful in her day. Her husband is old money, and is in his 70s now.

This isn't the first time this has happened to me. About a year ago, my friend brought her boss out with her and the guys. We went to a titty bar and goofed off for a while. The woman sat next to me and started running her hand up the back of my shirt and was scratching my back with her nails. If I had the balls then that I do now, I would have pounded that shit in a second. I later found out that her husband had cheated on her and she was looking to get even. I have yet to stop kicking my self in the ass for not having done something.

**Jodi** · 07-13-2007, 06:12 PM

how I worry about getting old

Kelju, you stud you.

She is probably going home all hot and bothered and thinking about using your beard as a handle while she's riding ya

**bio-chem** · 07-13-2007, 08:40 PM

do it. dont think about it, just do it. the greatest complement she could give you would be to make you a kept man

**juggernaut** · 07-13-2007, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by KelJu

She is late 40s and fat. No, she is not very good looking. But, she is really really rich.

Hmmm, she has a nice face. I would have to look her in the face while I bang her and remember not to look down.

scuse me.....

**juggernaut** · 07-13-2007, 09:10 PM

you going muff diving or what?

**kbm8795** · 07-13-2007, 09:36 PM

**maniclion** · 07-13-2007, 09:38 PM

"Older women make beautiful lovers"
I'm 30, my Linda is 44. She owns her home, makes over 75G's a year and luckily is Japanese so she looks my age and has a nice body. We've been together 8 years, when we met I was 22, she 36. I've always been more attracted to women older than me. For some reason younger girls don't usually get along with shy guys like me, but older women aren't out for bad boys after a certain age...

**kbm8795** · 07-13-2007, 09:44 PM

and, of course, kelju running loose on Wisteria Lane:

**maniclion** · 07-13-2007, 09:59 PM

Sex with a woman in her forties is great too, the last few years we fuck like wild wombats....

Secret sex life of wombats - National - theage.com.au

**The Monkey Man** · 07-13-2007, 10:08 PM

My lover is a sexual dynamo... (8yrs my senior)

I have been reading books on the side to keep up with her

**bio-chem** · 07-13-2007, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

Sex with a woman in her forties is great too, the last few years we fuck like wild wombats....

Secret sex life of wombats - National - theage.com.au

very informative.........next time ill just take your word for it. that was too much needless information for me

**BoneCrusher** · 07-13-2007, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by DOMS

Offer to be her personal trainer. Tell her that when she hits her target weight, you're all hers.

Now that's a damn good idea. Seriously ... you could get paid, get laid, and help her be a healthier person. How is this a bad plan?

**bio-chem** · 07-13-2007, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Now that's a damn good idea. Seriously ... you could get paid, get laid, and help her be a healthier person. How is this a bad plan?

the count of monte cristo. i loved that movie

**MCx2** · 07-14-2007, 12:04 AM

Do it.

That is all.

**Gazhole** · 07-14-2007, 03:46 AM

Haha, im gonna be keeping my eye on this story, this is urban legend in the making

**Witchblade** · 07-14-2007, 04:47 AM

I'd do it for a lot of cash.

I'm secretly hoping her husband will find out on you and catch you in the act with a videocamera. I think I'd literally laugh myself to death if I saw that on Youtube. "Old lady caught in bed with Caveman!" "Bigfoot found in bed!" "Nobles discover Missing Link!"

I can see the newspaper headlines already with you looking all badass on the front page.

**BoneCrusher** · 07-14-2007, 05:44 AM

Originally Posted by bio-chem

the count of monte cristo. i loved that movie

**BoneCrusher** · 07-14-2007, 05:50 AM

Originally Posted by Witchblade

I'd do it for a lot of cash.

I'm secretly hoping her husband will find out on you and catch you in the act with a videocamera. I think I'd literally laugh myself to death if I saw that on Youtube. "Old lady caught in bed with Caveman!" "Bigfoot found in bed!" "Nobles discover Missing Link!"

I can see the newspaper headlines already with you looking all badass on the front page.

70 year old man fathers 10 pound twins ... film at 11:

**maniclion** · 07-14-2007, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by bio-chem

the count of monte cristo. i loved that movie

All of Dumas' stories translate to good movies. Iron Mask is one of my all time favorites...

**Gazhole** · 07-14-2007, 06:59 AM

Children with pre-natal facial hair.

Film at eleven.

**MCx2** · 07-14-2007, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

70 year old man fathers 10 pound twins ... film at 11:

My father was 68 when he made me.

**The Monkey Man** · 07-14-2007, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by ReproMan

Do it.

That is all.

Naw... Hold off till she makes herself hotter...
You are already getting the $ here and there...

Never let a rich woman be in control
You are still a man, not someones object.

Besides, sounds like you have all the right stuff that turns her on anyway...
I think she will bleed for you if you play hard to get...

Be the unattainable thing her money cant buy!
By that time she will be so horny, she will do anything you ask

**Crupiea** · 07-14-2007, 08:43 AM

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

**maniclion** · 07-14-2007, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by ReproMan

My father was 68 when he made me.

Please tell me you don't have a twin, I don't think the world can handle that much ugly squared....

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