Thread: Who else got arrested last night?

I haven't been arrested for a very long time.

Is it on youtube?

So, lets hear the rest of the story.

I didn't get arested, but I did have to talk to a cop for a second while I was tripping on shrooms.

Originally Posted by KelJu

I didn't get arested, but I did have to talk to a cop for a second while I was tripping on shrooms.

I bet that was pretty damn scary!

Originally Posted by MickeyWard

I bet that was pretty damn scary!

Not really. I am a seasoned tripper, so maintaining composure isn't that tough.



I want to hear what happened to akira. Come clean with the details dude.

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Cuz I sure as hell did.

"Simple Battery"

All for pushing some idiot over a parking curb.

What a great nights sleep in the "boat."

Who did you push over a parking curb? Spencer?

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Cuz I sure as hell did.

"Simple Battery"

All for pushing some idiot over a parking curb.

What a great nights sleep in the "boat."

Was she over 65?

Was this him? maybe you liked it!

Originally Posted by NeilPearson

Was she over 65?

Yeah ... and he didn't pay for services rendered.

Im sure he deserved it, whoever he was.

But "Simple" Battery?

Where do they draw the line...

I never heard of a "simple" battery charge, but yeah the fucker deserved it.

Right after it happened I went home. Next thing I know I hear a doorbell. I knew it was the cops so I went outside to talk with them...and without question, I was in handcuffs. I was constantly thinking...is this a joke? No one cares about my side? No one even asked! For just a push? I spent the next 8.5 hours in JAIL.

This is my first Battery charge, so I dont know what I am getting myself into... Ugh, I cant believe this fucking shit.

How much would a lawyer run for this?
How much trouble am I getting into?
Ive got an arraignment on the 16th.....whats going to happen there?

Originally Posted by AKIRA

I never heard of a "simple" battery charge, but yeah the fucker deserved it.

Right after it happened I went home. Next thing I know I hear a doorbell. I knew it was the cops so I went outside to talk with them...and without question, I was in handcuffs. I was constantly thinking...is this a joke? No one cares about my side? No one even asked! For just a push? I spent the next 8.5 hours in JAIL.

This is my first Battery charge, so I dont know what I am getting myself into... Ugh, I cant believe this fucking shit.

How much would a lawyer run for this?
How much trouble am I getting into?
Ive got an arraignment on the 16th.....whats going to happen there?

They will probably plead it down to disorderly conduct if you didn't hurt the person and you have your shit in order when you show up. If the guy really did provoke it, you might get off all together.

Better get a good lawyer!

Originally Posted by KelJu

So, lets hear the rest of the story.

I didn't get arested, but I did have to talk to a cop for a second while I was tripping on shrooms.

Not sure about over there, but over hear if you get caught tripping you get sent to a mental hospital because it is a form of attempted suicide.

Are you going to appear in that tv show?

I spent 6 month's at sea on a Navy ship with no television, no internet and no conjugal visits. A night in jail would be nothing....

Ive been in a few local jails, jailed in canada, been in county a few times, and the kicker of all... A night in the Tijuana pokey...

Ah, those were the days... NOT!


Get an attorney who plays golf with the judge or magistrate, and contributes to their campaigns -

prolly cost you 350$.

Originally Posted by AKIRA

I never heard of a "simple" battery charge, but yeah the fucker deserved it.

Right after it happened I went home. Next thing I know I hear a doorbell. I knew it was the cops so I went outside to talk with them...and without question, I was in handcuffs. I was constantly thinking...is this a joke? No one cares about my side? No one even asked! For just a push? I spent the next 8.5 hours in JAIL.

This is my first Battery charge, so I dont know what I am getting myself into... Ugh, I cant believe this fucking shit.

How much would a lawyer run for this?
How much trouble am I getting into?
Ive got an arraignment on the 16th.....whats going to happen there?

How'd ya get out? Own recognizance? The bail amount normally indicates how much trouble your in for. You have a misdemeanor most likely. Any witnesses? Find a few ... somehow from somewhere. Get the charges knocked down to mutual combat at worst or self defense at best.

You'll do more than 10 years of hard labor. I hear the blue states are now allowing the inmates to get married to their cellies so they can get transition of assets upon death. That should work out nice for you ...

Nah man seriously you might get some kind of anger management classes and a fine. IF you have no witnesses that is.

Just remember if the victim doesn't show up to testify, nor do any of his witnesses you should walk....there was someone on here that could've handled each one for $50 but he hasn't been around lately...

Originally Posted by maniclion

Just remember if the victim doesn't show up to testify, nor do any of his witnesses you should walk....there was someone on here that could've handled each one for $50 but he hasn't been around lately...

Yeah I thought about him an hour ago when I was reading this thread.

How big are you to him, the judge will take notice. Bottom line is why did you push this person?? Was there a REAL(reasonable to most people) need IN YOUR MIND for your safety or others??

If there wasn't you are just a bully and someone could have come up and kicked your ass for doing it. Yes they would go to jail until things got sorted out but you could easily be in the hospital for a lot longer then off to jail. So are you in the right or just a lucky bully?

The guy wouldn't call the police if he started. A person is allowed to say what they want, and you cannot attack them. Even if he did provoke you, you still started it. Your guilty, you might want to plead guilty and admit you're wrong and the judge probably will go easy on you.

Ok I gotta confess something...I didnt want to say it cuz of some potential hero talk, but it was a girl. Yeah, I shoved a girl. Thats why the cops asked no questions.

My friend who saw the whole thing (and used to be a cop) said she got right back up and was fine...some bruise or scar on her elbow. When the cops arrived, my FRIEND was the fucking witness!!!

When I said,

"you fucking idiot, I was in jail last night cuz of you?! You shouldve said you saw NOTHING!

He says..."so we can both spend time in jail? she knew i watched it"

Me.. "uhh, shes a 20 year old DRUNK, if anything you couldve said she tripped over the parking curb, which she did!"

Him "listen, ive booked in a lot of people at the jail, you push a woman, they dont care, you go to jail."

Fine. I am not making excuses nor am I sugar coating anything. The girl was in my face like a thug, I pushed her out of my way to get to my car and she fell back. Then I hear threats...not to mention a threat I recieved at work when I finally got out! Anyway, as much as I believe this shit was nothing, I am sure some of you guys, along with the police will think I am some sort of woman beater. Might as well be honest!

Anyway, my friends father said hed take my case but because he now works at a firm hed have to charge me $2k for it plus costs. Really, I have no idea if this is expensive or a really good deal. Bottom line, I want this shit to be over and help relieve some stress my mommy is endured. (she paid my $500 bond)

I respect your honesty. I have never been in a situation where I percieved a woman to be a threat, but my friends have.

I personally would never touch a female out of anger unless they had a weapon, and I thought they would use it. But that is just me. I wasn't there, and I don't know what happened, so I am not going to judge you for it.

Sounds though like you might be fucked in the ass on this one.

You might be fucked here

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Ok I gotta confess something...I didnt want to say it cuz of some potential hero talk, but it was a girl. Yeah, I shoved a girl. Thats why the cops asked no questions.

My friend who saw the whole thing (and used to be a cop) said she got right back up and was fine...some bruise or scar on her elbow. When the cops arrived, my FRIEND was the fucking witness!!!

When I said,

"you fucking idiot, I was in jail last night cuz of you?! You shouldve said you saw NOTHING!

He says..."so we can both spend time in jail? she knew i watched it"

Me.. "uhh, shes a 20 year old DRUNK, if anything you couldve said she tripped over the parking curb, which she did!"

Him "listen, ive booked in a lot of people at the jail, you push a woman, they dont care, you go to jail."

Fine. I am not making excuses nor am I sugar coating anything. The girl was in my face like a thug, I pushed her out of my way to get to my car and she fell back. Then I hear threats...not to mention a threat I recieved at work when I finally got out! Anyway, as much as I believe this shit was nothing, I am sure some of you guys, along with the police will think I am some sort of woman beater. Might as well be honest!

Anyway, my friends father said hed take my case but because he now works at a firm hed have to charge me $2k for it plus costs. Really, I have no idea if this is expensive or a really good deal. Bottom line, I want this shit to be over and help relieve some stress my mommy is endured. (she paid my $500 bond)

Anyone I know?

Have you considering going to her and apologizing? May be a good move for the future of this case.

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Ok I gotta confess something...I didnt want to say it cuz of some potential hero talk, but it was a girl. Yeah, I shoved a girl. Thats why the cops asked no questions.

My friend who saw the whole thing (and used to be a cop) said she got right back up and was fine...some bruise or scar on her elbow. When the cops arrived, my FRIEND was the fucking witness!!!

When I said,

"you fucking idiot, I was in jail last night cuz of you?! You shouldve said you saw NOTHING!

He says..."so we can both spend time in jail? she knew i watched it"

Me.. "uhh, shes a 20 year old DRUNK, if anything you couldve said she tripped over the parking curb, which she did!"

Him "listen, ive booked in a lot of people at the jail, you push a woman, they dont care, you go to jail."

Fine. I am not making excuses nor am I sugar coating anything. The girl was in my face like a thug, I pushed her out of my way to get to my car and she fell back. Then I hear threats...not to mention a threat I recieved at work when I finally got out! Anyway, as much as I believe this shit was nothing, I am sure some of you guys, along with the police will think I am some sort of woman beater. Might as well be honest!

Anyway, my friends father said hed take my case but because he now works at a firm hed have to charge me $2k for it plus costs. Really, I have no idea if this is expensive or a really good deal. Bottom line, I want this shit to be over and help relieve some stress my mommy is endured. (she paid my $500 bond)

sorry to hear that. I hated dealing w/ women at the club...
hind sight is 20/20....IF....you had even a thought of she'd press charges...you should have gona and pressed charges against her 1st.

How 'bout this. You still file against her. Harrassment, whatever your friend's father can slap against her. Have HER pay your court costs...was there no way past her to get to your car? Your friend, the eye witness may be still able to help you...if she impeded your path to your vehicle...did she touch you at any time? Feel threatened? If all you did was try and get past her...and she fell...might have something there....I'm no lawyer...but if she was the cause of this...try and put it back on her.