Never let a salesperson in your house

bigss75 · 07-17-2007, 11:49 PM

Thought yall like to hear a bizarre story that happened to me today.

Well tonight around 9 pm a chick was going door to door selling all purpose cleaner, she comes to me and my roommates door and starts ringing. I told him not to even ask because there has been all sorts of kids selling magazines. Anyway he answers it and she starts doing he bit blah, blah and my roommate likes to talk to everyone so he talks to her for a good five minutes and she asked if she could use our bathroom. I'm thinking pretty f*cking sketchy but my roommate is too nice to say no and lets her in. We both watch her into the bathroom and she gets out after 5 minutes no flush or anything and quickly said bye and ran off. We're both thinking she must of done coke or something in out bathroom. So we look around and trying to make sure there's no needles, bags, etc. Then we realized she drank all our mouth wash easily 300 ml of it. Must be a hardcore alcky if you drink someone elses mouth wash. We went out looking for her but she was around the block by then.

We usually don't let strangers in but she was ok looking in her late 30's plus I had my 9 iron in case shit had to get nasty.

Mista · 07-17-2007, 11:56 PM

mike456 · 07-18-2007, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mista

to the second power

fufu · 07-18-2007, 03:13 AM

Getting boozed on a tuesday night off of a stranger's listerine...been there.

Seriously, that is fucked up and pretty cool at the same time.

Vieope · 07-18-2007, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by fufu

Seriously, that is fucked up and pretty cool at the same time.

Vieope · 07-18-2007, 05:36 AM

Was she hot?

KentDog · 07-18-2007, 05:39 AM

I'm shocked. I hear that can really take a toll on your stomach.

Uthinkso · 07-18-2007, 05:46 AM

I'm all the only one that noticed he and his roommate were ready to fend of this women with a 9 iron. Thats awesome!!!

FOUR!!!!!!!

**IainDaniel** · 07-18-2007, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Vieope

Was she hot?

The most important post is this.

A Black Guy · 07-18-2007, 07:41 AM

Make sure you check the tank of your toilet, maybe she dropped an upper decker on you guys.

Doublebase · 07-18-2007, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by A Black Guy

Make sure you check the tank of your toilet, maybe she dropped an upper decker on you guys.

You're def not a newbie.

A Black Guy · 07-18-2007, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Doublebase

You're def not a newbie.

Au contraire. 2 days, lurked once or twice.

soxmuscle · 07-18-2007, 08:00 AM

I agree, looks are everything here.

If you're hot, I'll let you in my house to go the bathroom.

So, was she?

bigss75 · 07-18-2007, 08:56 AM

She wasnt fat or completely ugly. She had leather skin from tanning all the time. Looked like the type of older woman you would pick up at your local trailer park or dive bar.

**IainDaniel** · 07-18-2007, 08:57 AM

Ok would you fuck her.

A Black Guy · 07-18-2007, 09:03 AM

Probably be like fucking the open end of a Louis Vuitton sunglass case.

bigss75 · 07-18-2007, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Ok would you fuck her.

Thats not saying much, though

**IainDaniel** · 07-18-2007, 09:09 AM

It is though. Cause Well I would bang alot of chicks, so if she isn't fuckable, then I would be laying some beatings on the roommate.

**Jodi** · 07-18-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by fufu

Getting boozed on a tuesday night off of a stranger's listerine...been there.

Oh that's a weekly thing...........what's so strange about that?

soxmuscle · 07-18-2007, 11:11 AM

You should have worked some moves, got some drinks with her and reamed her two hours after meeting her. Mistakes were made last night.

bigss75 · 07-18-2007, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by soxmuscle

You should have worked some moves, got some drinks with her and reamed her two hours after meeting her. Mistakes were made last night.

Chicks who steal mouthwash to get drunk is kinda a turn off for me. There's thousands of younger, somewhat cleaner, females on campus that Id rather bury my beak in.

**IainDaniel** · 07-18-2007, 01:45 PM

When you get older, you will realize your mistakes

I agree with Sox HAHAHA.... gotta take advantage of the situation.

rooptophunny · 07-18-2007, 03:14 PM

that's a pretty crazy story...

weird. i usually never let strangers in.

Rubes · 07-18-2007, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by rooptophunny

that's a pretty crazy story...

weird. i usually never let strangers in.

even if they have candy?

TCAP28 · 07-18-2007, 09:32 PM

Those kids selling the magazines can get hardcore sometimes. One time, one of them did not like to take No for an answer. I told him no and proceeded to close the door. He started yelling "why are you being such an asshole?" He started banging on my door and wanted me to fight him.

bigss75 · 07-18-2007, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TCAP28

Those kids selling the magazines can get hardcore sometimes. One time, one of them did not like to take No for an answer. I told him no and proceeded to close the door. He started yelling "why are you being such an asshole?" He started banging on my door and wanted me to fight him.

They always tell us they get points to go to mexico, like I give a shit if you go on vacation or not. This one told me to help him out, then I said if I wanted to help a kid out Id donate to make a wish, then this sob tells me their taking collections for make a wish. I really dont mind get subscriptions from real kids like the ones in middle school but these kids are around my age 19-24 and all seem strung out on meth.

Between the mouthwash mama and these magazine people the no soliciting is getting bought tomorrow.

Malley · 07-18-2007, 10:34 PM

Classic!!!!!

A.J · 07-19-2007, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by A Black Guy

Make sure you check the tank of your toilet, maybe she dropped an upper decker on you guys.

Thats fucking funny....I will have to remember that one for next time I visit the tax office!!

LOL

AJ

07-17-2007, 11:49 PM	#1
bigss75 Let Me See Yo Grill Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 5,123	Never let a salesperson in your house Thought yall like to hear a bizarre story that happened to me today. Well tonight around 9 pm a chick was going door to door selling all purpose cleaner, she comes to me and my roommates door and starts ringing. I told him not to even ask because there has been all sorts of kids selling magazines. Anyway he answers it and she starts doing he bit blah, blah and my roommate likes to talk to everyone so he talks to her for a good five minutes and she asked if she could use our bathroom. I'm thinking pretty f*cking sketchy but my roommate is too nice to say no and lets her in. We both watch her into the bathroom and she gets out after 5 minutes no flush or anything and quickly said bye and ran off. We're both thinking she must of done coke or something in out bathroom. So we look around and trying to make sure there's no needles, bags, etc. Then we realized she drank all our mouth wash easily 300 ml of it. Must be a hardcore alcky if you drink someone elses mouth wash. We went out looking for her but she was around the block by then. We usually don't let strangers in but she was ok looking in her late 30's plus I had my 9 iron in case shit had to get nasty.

07-18-2007, 03:13 AM	#4
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soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 8,267 Photos: 10	I agree, looks are everything here. If you're hot, I'll let you in my house to go the bathroom. So, was she?
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07-18-2007, 05:39 AM	#7
KentDog College Grad Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: USA Posts: 2,821 Photos: 3	I'm shocked. I hear that can really take a toll on your stomach.

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07-18-2007, 08:56 AM	#14
bigss75 Let Me See Yo Grill Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 5,123	She wasnt fat or completely ugly. She had leather skin from tanning all the time. Looked like the type of older woman you would pick up at your local trailer park or dive bar.

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A Black Guy Registered Offender Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Fort Pierce, FL Posts: 678 Photos: 1	Probably be like fucking the open end of a Louis Vuitton sunglass case.

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IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 15,603	It is though. Cause Well I would bang alot of chicks, so if she isn't fuckable, then I would be laying some beatings on the roommate.
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07-18-2007, 11:11 AM	#20
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 8,267 Photos: 10	You should have worked some moves, got some drinks with her and reamed her two hours after meeting her. Mistakes were made last night.
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07-18-2007, 01:45 PM	#22
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 15,603	When you get older, you will realize your mistakes I agree with Sox HAHAHA.... gotta take advantage of the situation.
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07-18-2007, 03:14 PM	#23
rooptophunny Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 43	that's a pretty crazy story... weird. i usually never let strangers in.

07-18-2007, 09:32 PM	#25
TCAP28 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: California Posts: 186	Those kids selling the magazines can get hardcore sometimes. One time, one of them did not like to take No for an answer. I told him no and proceeded to close the door. He started yelling "why are you being such an asshole?" He started banging on my door and wanted me to fight him.
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