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    Florida Inmate Convicted for Masturbating in His Cell

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    Florida inmate convicted for pleasuring self in cell

    JULY 25--In a verdict that could chill lonely inmates everywhere, a jury today convicted a Florida inmate for masturbating in the privacy of his Ft. Lauderdale cell. After deliberating for only 45 minutes, a Broward County panel found Terry Lee Alexander, 20, guilty of indecent exposure for an episode last November. According to investigators, a female guard--who was monitoring Alexander's cell from a jail control room--spotted Alexander pleasuring himself while seated on his bunk. At the time, he was jailed on auto theft and gun raps (Alexander subsequently pleaded guilty to the felony raps and was sentenced to ten years in prison). Alexander, pictured in the below mug shot, was sentenced to 60 days in custody for today's indecent exposure conviction, though the time will be served concurrently with his lengthier sentence.

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    That'll teach em.

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    So maybe AKIRA will get off with community service instead.

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    that is bull shit

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    yay now we can pay for criminals to have prostate surgery

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    Good he shouldn't be able to have any fun in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple Threat View Post
    So maybe AKIRA will get off with community service instead.
    God dammit!

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    wow...way for Florida to get...a grip on this!
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    ..sorry..the best I could come up with at the moment...
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    At least the sentence is concurrent, so with good behavior, there's still the possibility of premature emancipation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Black Guy View Post
    At least the sentence is concurrent, so with good behavior, there's still the possibility of premature emancipation.

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    12% of people put to death in the US between may of 1977 & may of 2007 gave up their appeals and volunteered to be executed. this guy obviously thought he deserved a good spanking for what he'd done

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    What? Don't fuck with the puns.

    I'm just upset over this guy getting jerked around by the system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    12% of people put to death in the US between may of 1977 & may of 2007 gave up their appeals and volunteered to be executed. this guy obviously thought he deserved a good spanking for what he'd done
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    What? Don't fuck with the puns.

    I'm just upset over this guy getting jerked around by the system.

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    I heard about this on the Adam Carolla show this morning. The first thought I had was, "How can the lady be looking inside his cell on a camera? You would think there would be some kind of moral code when it comes to being on the commode, or in this case, jerking off...and what kind of a bitch rats on a guy for doing that? She must be one ugly piece of work who hasn't gotten fucked in ages."
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    So an animal imprisoned in a zoo can give themselves a tug in front of an audience and everyone laughs, but an animal in jail gets seen by one guard and they yank his rights to keeping his pipes clear of free radicals???
    The female guard was probably upset that she got all hot and bothered while watching him....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burner02 View Post
    wow...way for Florida to get...a grip on this!
    No, were just jerking him around. This state gets off on that sort of thing.


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    Whats the world coming to? I mean seriously, get a grip.
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    ....he was engaged in a little hand to gland combat
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    ok...I was reaching on that one...
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    He'll be doing hard time for that misdeed.

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    And it sounds to me like they're taking a firm stand on the penal code.

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    I don't give a damn. If he wasn't a convicted felon he wouldn't be having this problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKIRA View Post
    Oh my god, they just wont stop!
    Wassa matter, AKIRA? Got a throbbing headache?

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    I dunno...I just don't think he's rising to the occasion....
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    Hopefully in the appeals process he can beat the rap.

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