Reply With QuoteI don't really care about spammers, but if I ran into a spyware writer, I'd bash the shit out of his hands with a hammer.
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07-30-2007, 08:22 AM #1Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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If you met a spammer in real life...
what would you do to them?
I have fantasies about being in a bar, or pub and running into someone who says they send out mass emails for a living. I would knock out their entire front grill in one punch. Spammers are the scum of the internet.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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07-30-2007, 09:21 AM #2Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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07-30-2007, 12:40 PM #3Registered User
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Originally Posted by DOMS
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07-30-2007, 12:45 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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And then run their tenderized hands through a meat grinder, then cook up the ground meat, hold the person in a basement for a few days with no food and then slide a nice double cheese burger under their nose. Then after dinner show them a video of where that burger meat came from.... Originally Posted by DOMS
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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07-30-2007, 01:11 PM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how to get rid of these Jehova witnesses from ringing my bell.
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07-30-2007, 01:15 PM #6Registered User
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That is easy... tell them to fuck off and die. Originally Posted by min0 lee
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07-30-2007, 01:17 PM #7Preved Medved! ELITE MEMBER
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I'd make them buy what they're selling
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07-30-2007, 01:35 PM #8Registered User
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tell them your Mormon. it doesnt have to be true. (though it is for me), but they run like hell Originally Posted by min0 lee
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07-30-2007, 01:37 PM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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We also have them pestering us. Originally Posted by bio-chem
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07-30-2007, 01:42 PM #10Registered User
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the only thing to do there is give in. resistence is futile Originally Posted by min0 lee
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07-30-2007, 01:54 PM #11Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Heeeeyyyy how ya been? Remember me? Yeah ... you asked for a free MMA lesson at one of my friends houses the other week so I thought I'd stop by and give you what you've requested. This *immediately set a Muay Thai clinch and knee in his ribs 'til I see his breathing is fucked* is a Muay Thai clinch. This *sweep slam lock the arm grab the hand keeping thumb control as I bend the arm against the joints 'til bones snap* is an arm bar. This *transition to back mount and set double hooks then lock in under the chin and pull up and to the left until he taps or cries* is a neck-crank.
Thanks for requesting our free MMA demonstration. Now it's time for the free tazer demonstration you asked for ...
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07-30-2007, 02:00 PM #12Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by maniclion
N~S~F~W
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07-30-2007, 02:38 PM #13Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I loved that book, I couldn't put it down for 3 days... Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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07-30-2007, 10:17 PM #14Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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How do you get a job as a spammer? That would be great!
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07-30-2007, 11:08 PM #15Cleaner
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I would like to bash their teeth down their throat. I find that to be the most noble goal in these situations.
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07-31-2007, 03:23 AM #16Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Shove a fat John H. butt plug up their ass and force feed them SPAM, the mystery meat....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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07-31-2007, 08:35 AM #17Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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The kind with the creamy white filling Originally Posted by maniclion
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07-31-2007, 01:38 PM #18Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I am a spammer, and I'm getting quite a kick from these replies.
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07-31-2007, 03:31 PM #19Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Fixed it for you.... Originally Posted by min0 lee
From Urban dictionary:
1.Spanner
A person person who is a complete fucking muppet, or a retard.
You mate, are a complete fu'kin spanner. Youre one apple short of an orchard.
2.spanner
Someone who's a tool
You're such a bloody spanner
3.spanner
spastic; person of mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, etc.
"You're such a spanner!"
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07-31-2007, 08:24 PM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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You hurt my feelings.
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07-31-2007, 10:24 PM #21fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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I'd ask him, "how is it...you know...making that canned pseudo-meat from 9-5."
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