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But being a scientist, i actually find that quite amusing!!
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08-07-2007, 01:02 AM #1SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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Science Jokes
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A Molecule walks into a bar, and strolls upto the barman.
"Hey man, i think i left an electron in here."
The barman says "Are you sure?"
"Yes, im positive."
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How many amoeba does it take to change a light bulb?
1...no, 2! No, 4! No, 8!!! NO, 16!!! NO, 32....
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A Neutron walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and asks:
"Hey, how much is a vodka and coke?"
To which the barman replies:
"For you sir, no charge."http://www.getlifting.info
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08-07-2007, 01:23 AM #2Nice.
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08-07-2007, 06:36 AM #3SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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I love science jokes. Theyre so bad theyre good!
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08-07-2007, 10:13 AM #5SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by bigss75
I gotta get that!http://www.getlifting.info
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08-07-2007, 10:24 AM #6Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Heuristics are, by definition, bug-ladened. Otherwise, they'd be called algorithms.
Sadly, that one is from memory...So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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08-08-2007, 10:52 PM #7Registered User
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LOL.
These are good, I am passing it out at work... I work in a lab.
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08-08-2007, 11:53 PM #8Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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A friend gave me one that says: Originally Posted by bigss75
"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running try to keep up".
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08-09-2007, 04:34 PM #9Registered User
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THere are 2 cows in a pasture. One cow turns to the other cow and says, "did u know that although pi is usually rounded to 5 or so #'s it actually goes on infinitley.
The other cow looks up and says, "moo"
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08-10-2007, 12:36 AM #10SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by Nate K
I love it, haha.http://www.getlifting.info
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08-10-2007, 01:51 AM #11your sisters better
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Ok here’s one for you.
Three couples check into a hotel. A straight couple, gay couple, and lesbian couple. If the hotel was on fire who would get out first?
sorry that its not a science joke5'7" 173lbsl squat:365x2 11/19/07 bench 225x3 1/11/08
40 time: 4.51sec march 10th 07
38" vertical
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08-10-2007, 06:23 AM #12SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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Umm, i dont know...who would get out first?
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Whoever was closest to the exit.... Originally Posted by Rubes
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-10-2007, 02:50 PM #14Amor Fati
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Not a science joke but i don't care.
Two gay dudes are having sex, one on top of the other. They both suffer heart attacks simultaneously and die. Who goes to hell first and why?
The dude on the bottom....cause his shit's already packed!"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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08-10-2007, 04:33 PM #16your sisters better
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your the closest. the gay couple because their shits already packed Originally Posted by Yanick
5'7" 173lbsl squat:365x2 11/19/07 bench 225x3 1/11/08
40 time: 4.51sec march 10th 07
38" vertical
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08-10-2007, 04:50 PM #17SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a lesbian?
Shit in her pussy.
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08-11-2007, 01:34 AM #18Amor Fati
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lol, i like yours better. stolen. Originally Posted by Rubes
"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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