Thread: Let The Bodies Hit The Floor!

i think the holy spirit was giving some of those people surprise butt secks.

You would swear he has superpowers, the guy who has the shakes made me cry.

This reminds me of those star wars gifs.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

You would swear he has superpowers, the guy who has a seizures made me cry.

This reminds me of those star wars gifs.

where exactly do you see a seizure? i've seen two people have them and they didn't look anything like a that their bodies were contorted with and very rigid. there was slight shaking but it was like their entire body was one over tightened muscle.

Looks like a cool job if you can get it. Wonder what he put in his resume to qualify for that?

I bet he doesn't drive a Hyundai.

Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex

That's it... sort of.

I believe there is a thing such as healing, but if Mr Benny Hinn could do half the things he thinks he can, there would be no need for any hospitals in the US. I can't believe people actually believe this.

its stupid crap like that, which makes Christianity seem like a bunch of wacos

Originally Posted by dg806

I believe there is a thing such as healing, but if Mr Benny Hinn could do half the things he thinks he can, there would be no need for any hospitals in the US. I can't believe people actually believe this.

I think Benny Hill has better healing powers, as they say laughter is the best medicine......

Originally Posted by maniclion

I think Benny Hill has better healing powers, as they say laughter is the best medicine......

Loved that show

Originally Posted by bio-chem

its stupid crap like that, which makes Christianity seem like a bunch of wacos

As opposed to the Bible?

Ha Ha, I love benny Hill.

What happened to all the gifs?

Originally Posted by A Black Guy

As opposed to the Bible?

The most widely published fiction novel ever sold.

Originally Posted by A Black Guy

As opposed to the Bible?

yes, as oppossed to the bible you jack ass

Originally Posted by bio-chem

yes, as oppossed to the bible you jack ass

Sorry, please carry on with the burning bushes, parting seas, incest, people turning into salt, and zombie baby Jesuses that make up your belief structure.

So sorry to interrupt...

Originally Posted by A Black Guy

Sorry, please carry on with the burning bushes, parting seas, incest, people turning into salt, and zombie baby Jesuses that make up your belief structure.

So sorry to interrupt...

remember that when your searching for more in your life

Originally Posted by bio-chem

remember that when your searching for more in your life

What a selfish thing to say. Your life doesn't have more meaning other than it's ability to sustain.

There is no purpose or higher calling, your status is set by what you choose to attain. Nothing more and nothing less.

Needing to qualify ones existance through fairy tales is something I think I'll pass on.



ps. Jesus isn't coming back and when you die, it's over.

Awww man we haven't had a good religious donnybrook 'round here in ages. Lets get to the burning of bibles and sinners. It's just pure clean fun

Originally Posted by A Black Guy

What a selfish thing to say. Your life doesn't have more meaning other than it's ability to sustain.

There is no purpose or higher calling, your status is set by what you choose to attain. Nothing more and nothing less.

Needing to qualify ones existance through fairy tales is something I think I'll pass on.



ps. Jesus isn't coming back and when you die, it's over.

when you die, it's over. what a depressing view on life. good thing its a falsehood

Originally Posted by bio-chem

when you die, it's over. what a depressing view on life. good thing its a falsehood

Somewhere there are a billion Muslims that believe you are going to hell for not adhering to their belief system. Nothing you can say other than Lā ilāha ill-Allāh Muhammadur rasulullah will prevent you from roasting in hell.

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Somewhere there are a billion Muslims that believe you are going to hell for not adhering to their belief system. Nothing you can say other than Lā ilāha ill-Allāh Muhammadur rasulullah will prevent you from roasting in hell.

and your point is?

Originally Posted by bio-chem

and your point is?

C'mon that was lame. Ignoring my point doesn't prove yours.

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

C'mon that was lame. Ignoring my point doesn't prove yours.

im not ignoring your point, im asking you to clarify it. the entire world has different beliefs about God. Im more than ok with that. i understand that, and i understand where the differences in those beliefs originate from. i also dont expect everyone to believe the same as i do. what i have a problem with, is dumbshits who spout at the mouth about shit they think they know something about when they are clueless as to what they are talking about. if you dont want to believe in God thats fine, its sad and unrealistic in my opinion, but im not going to make an issue about it. it's when an ignorant dumbshit thinks he can make a smartass comment over something he thinks he knows that im going to take exception.

Originally Posted by bio-chem

im not ignoring your point, im asking you to clarify it. the entire world has different beliefs about God. Im more than ok with that. i understand that, and i understand where the differences in those beliefs originate from. i also dont expect everyone to believe the same as i do. what i have a problem with, is dumbshits who spout at the mouth about shit they think they know something about when they are clueless as to what they are talking about. if you dont want to believe in God thats fine, its sad and unrealistic in my opinion, but im not going to make an issue about it. it's when an ignorant dumbshit thinks he can make a smartass comment over something he thinks he knows that im going to take exception.

Okay I will play the Islamic fundamentalist.

The Qu'ran says clearly that none but the true believers in Allah(swt) will ever see paradise. As a non-Muslim you are not a true believer. You Bio-Chem are an infidel and as such you're eternally hellbound. Something else from the Qu'ran is that polytheists who make partners unto Allah (such as Jesus) may look unto those partners for mercy on the Yawm al-Qīyāmah ... judgment day ... for Allah will grant none. Since God is the head man and he has clearly and unequivocally stated he will refuse to show you mercy ... your toast. You're fried on so many different levels there's nothing you can do but recite the Shahādah (the Islamic expression of faith: La ilaha illa Allah. Muhammadun rasulullah which literally translates into "There is no god but Allah. Muhammad is the messenger of Allah").

Kinda like you saying that since ABG doesn't believe like you do he will come up short when he searches for something more in his life or that his beliefs are false.

Originally Posted by bio-chem

when you die, it's over. what a depressing view on life. good thing its a falsehood

Jesus told me that when you die the worms crawl into your asshole first because the flesh is more tender. He said the reason gay's will have a hard time in the afterlife is because when the worms crawl in they'll find that their assholes have been beaten so much that it's just not as tender in there anymore...or so the prophecy goes...

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Kinda like you saying that since ABG doesn't believe like you do he will come up short when he searches for something more in his life or that his beliefs are false.

i dont care that he doesnt believe like me. i find it sad that someone chooses to live their life not believing in God, and therefore a life without purpose and hope. i dont believe he will come up short when he searches for more in his life. i believe when he comes to the realization that more in this life is out there is when he will find what he is looking for and will find his greatest happiness, in this life and the next.

as far as muslims go, i believe truth should be accepted wherever it is found. i own a koran and have read it. i believe it has many good teachings on living a good life. i dont accept all of it. i also dont accept the entireity of the bible as it is presently found in this day and age. yet i still have faith, and i still have hope, and my life is benifited from that faith and hope greatly. like i said, if abg doesnt want to believe in God thats fine. i feel it is sad, and one day i think he will come to understand differently. what i wont accept is his stupid, ignorant comments about something he knows nothing about.

Originally Posted by maniclion

Jesus told me that when you die the worms crawl into your asshole first because the flesh is more tender. He said the reason gay's will have a hard time in the afterlife is because when the worms crawl in they'll find that their assholes have been beaten so much that it's just not as tender in there anymore...or so the prophecy goes...

all i could do was laugh.