Thread: Hi-Tech Redneck Glossary

Hi-Tech Redneck Glossary

reboot~ What you do when yer done scratchin' yer feet.

hardware~ nuts, bolts, nails, screws, etc.

server~ That feller who doles out the beans.

spread sheet~ One way of fertilizin' a field.

point and click~ What happens when yer gun misfires.

cell phone~ What you use to make yer one call from jail.

3.5 inch floppy~ The droppin of a really small cow.

microchip~ That same droppin' after it's been sittin' out in the sun for a spell.

hard drive~ A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt-out clutch.