Thread: hi

**pmorphy1** · 08-12-2007, 11:43 AM

Any New Jersey Members?

Looking For Local Buds

**danny81** · 08-12-2007, 07:33 PM

alright dont be offended or anything but r u gay?

Interests:
muscle guys--SEX--MUSIC
Occupation:
haircutter
Biography:
salon owner,bodybuilding admirer

**pmorphy1** · 08-12-2007, 07:37 PM

yes, why?

**Hoglander** · 08-12-2007, 07:59 PM

I thought he was looking for pot.

**pmorphy1** · 08-12-2007, 08:03 PM

No Not At All

**P-funk** · 08-12-2007, 08:06 PM

danny81 lives in NJ

**Hoglander** · 08-12-2007, 08:07 PM

You and danny should hook up. You should check out his myspace or whatever they call it these days. I just think you guys should take it to private messages.

**pmorphy1** · 08-12-2007, 08:24 PM

He Hasn't Answered Me So ........

**Hoglander** · 08-12-2007, 08:42 PM

I suggest you PM bonecrusher and get him to write a poem you could PM danny.

**danny81** · 08-12-2007, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by P-funk

danny81 lives in NJ

AHH dont tell him that.

**P-funk** · 08-12-2007, 08:56 PM

he already knows. he can get your info on the internet. it should only be a few more hours before he comes to visit you.

**danny81** · 08-12-2007, 09:12 PM

lol i would be sooo pissed if he was at the door.

**Hoglander** · 08-12-2007, 09:22 PM

Danny, check his gallery. I think he could take you, you being pissed or not. Why don't you just talk to him.? You might bond. Do you just want to throw that away? This could be the greatest love story in IM's history!!!!

**danny81** · 08-12-2007, 09:25 PM

he doesnt look jacked at all.

**squanto** · 08-13-2007, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by Hoglander

Danny, check his gallery. I think he could take you, you being pissed or not. Why don't you just talk to him.? You might bond. Do you just want to throw that away? This could be the greatest love story in IM's history!!!!

"he doesnt look jacked at all."

are u playing hard to get?

**Gazhole** · 08-13-2007, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by danny81

he doesnt look jacked at all.

Why dont you do it for him?

**iMan323** · 08-13-2007, 08:49 AM

Bodybuilding is a sport!!

**pmorphy1** · 08-13-2007, 09:57 AM

What Makes You Think I Would Want To Be With Him Or Any Of You Steak Heads?

**iMan323** · 08-13-2007, 10:48 AM

^^well, aren't you the stereotypical gay guy trying to get some bodybuilders tail? no?

**pmorphy1** · 08-13-2007, 07:00 PM

What Makes You Guys Think We Want Anybody In Pants Get Over Yourselves....unbelivable!!!!!!!!!!!

**maniclion** · 08-13-2007, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by pmorphy1

What Makes You Guys Think We Want Anybody In Pants Get Over Yourselves....unbelivable!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course you don't want your guys in pants, you want them out of their pants...

**soxmuscle** · 08-13-2007, 08:38 PM

pmorphy1,

What's that shit like?

**Vieope** · 08-13-2007, 08:54 PM

Even John H thinks this thread is kind of gay.

**MCx2** · 08-13-2007, 09:01 PM

This thread for the win.

**danny81** · 08-13-2007, 09:35 PM

ive been wondering can u cum by RECIEVING anal?

**soxmuscle** · 08-13-2007, 09:44 PM

You mean shoot a load out of your cock when being punished anally? Or get off to anal sex?

**danny81** · 08-13-2007, 11:52 PM

to get off.

**BoneCrusher** · 08-14-2007, 01:32 AM

Ya know lil bro some questions just don't matter. Like ... I wonder if fat chicks really do give better head? Who cares right? I could never hit a fat chick. My shmeckle would shrivel up and hide at the very thought of a fat chick even looking at it. Why would I care if I could get off? Unless I was actually IN to chasing the portly punani

**maniclion** · 08-14-2007, 04:36 AM

Originally Posted by danny81

ive been wondering can u cum by RECIEVING anal?

in 2307 bc a small abnormal spaceship hovered just a few miles above Earth scanning the surface when they tracked a single male running through the brush from a large predatory animal. Just in the nick of time they grabbed him in a gravitational shield and lifted him up out of harms way. Slowly they pulled him into their craft and paralyzed his muscles. They began looking over his body and noticed that he had a deep fissure in his rear end and at the bottom of this was a large bushel of hair surrounding a strange star shaped hole. Thinking that it had some celestial meaning they thought that they may be able to hook a communication device to it and learn more. They took their more primitive comm cords with a long jack much like our larger headphones had but larger in circumference and plugged it in, he let out a guttural moan and they thought they had discovered something. But nothing happened afterwards so thinking they may need to readjust it they yanked out the jack and in the process hit his prostate just right making his phallus begin to extend. They thought "this must be the creatures antennae" so they pushed the jack back in, but still no communication began. After a bit of discussion it was decided that maybe they needed to send a beginning transmission so they cranked up the power and sent a preamble much like our modems do today, but they use several thousand volts because their technology uses very dense, but thin wire strands. You know when traveling through space it's best to have the most rugged materials, anyway this voltage hit his prostate so hard that he proceeded to spew a load that would gag John H. and it started to short all of their equipment causing them to make a crash landing. Once on the ground they decided that this creature must be very smart to launch a defense like that so they set him free. And this was the start of many millenniums of our revered homosexual community. This also explains why so many anal probes are reported by alien abductees. You see as the aliens were cleaning up they stored the mess and did experiments with it. They found that not only did it make a great adhesive for their sticky notes, but that it had healing properties for their skin and also that it made a good spice for their foods....

**pmorphy1** · 08-14-2007, 06:27 AM

It Always Amazes Me How Everybody Jumps On The Band Wagon When Someone Talks About Gay Stuff I Think Your All Alittle Curious And All I Was Looking For Was Some Local Guys To Go Back To The Gym With.......thats All ....would Never Look Here For Sex!!!!

Unless It Jumped Right Out At Me, I Just Hate Going To The Gym Alone Thats It!!!!!!

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