Thread: How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police

Originally Posted by ReproMan

You're the dipshit. When you say I'm fucking my dog in the ass, I'm gonna let you have it. Then you cry about it. If you can't take what you dish out then shut the fuck up.

I've taken plenty more than I've dished out over the 4-5 years I've been on this board.

It's one thing to reply to my stupid one liner with another one liner (where it should have ended), but it's a completely different situation to do that on top of 5-10 other things including knocking my training, my physique, etc.

...especially when that 5'7, 150 pound person you're knocking is just as strong as you are, if not stronger based on the lifts in your journal.

I have never and will never do what you did. These boards are for encouragement, not to discourage.

I apologize for making that stupid comment, I didn't think you'd take it seriously and didn't think it would annoy you as much as it did. I've also taken a mental note not to goof on you, knowing that some people just can't take it.

Hope all is well.

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I've taken plenty more than I've dished out over the 4-5 years I've been on this board.

It's one thing to reply to my stupid one liner with another one liner (where it should have ended), but it's a completely different situation to do that on top of 5-10 other things including knocking my training, my physique, etc.

...especially when that 5'7, 150 pound person you're knocking is just as strong as you are, if not stronger based on the lifts in your journal.

I have never and will never do what you did. These boards are for encouragement, not to discourage.

I apologize for making that stupid comment, I didn't think you'd take it seriously and didn't think it would annoy you as much as it did. I've also taken a mental note not to goof on you, knowing that some people just can't take it.

Hope all is well.

It's one thing to goof, it's another thing to say malicious things. You don't know the difference. I gave you a taste of your own medicine and you went off in more than one thread... Grow up.

Even with no ACL and MCL in my right knee, I DL more than you and I can squat just as much as you (if not more.)

Plus I can one arm row your bodyweight for reps and I out bench you by 100lbs. Keep dreamin little man.

Originally Posted by ReproMan

Even with no ACL and MCL in my right knee, I DL more than you and I can squat just as much as you (if not more.)

What happened to your knee?

Originally Posted by DOMS

What happened to your knee?

When I was 16 I blew it out playing football in a grass lot. Unfortunately at the time my mother was a single mom and couldn't afford insurance for either of us. I never had surgery to correct it. I have a "trick" knee. I can't play any sports that require me to be explosive (I end up popping it out) and standing on it for long periods of time make it stiff as all hell. Squatting is a chore in itself but I'm a stubborn fucker and I'm not going to let a little pain sideline me. I'm almost at the point now that I can afford to take an extended leave from work to get the surgery and I have insurance as well so I'm just counting the days.

Good luck with that. How much longer do you have to go?

Originally Posted by ReproMan

It's one thing to goof, it's another thing to say malicious things. You don't know the difference. I gave you a taste of your own medicine and you went off in more than one thread... Grow up.

Even with no ACL and MCL in my right knee, I DL more than you and I can squat just as much as you (if not more.)

Plus I can one arm row your bodyweight for reps and I out bench you by 100lbs. Keep dreamin little man.

I "went off" in like three threads sounding like Blooming Lotus in a complete blackout. It's a different situation than being a whiny little bitch like you were for a week straight.

Once again, had you not acted like a 12 year old school girl, the situation would have been over with before it even started.

I'm sorry to hear about your bum knee, it's good to hear you're working your ass off through it. Truly inspirational. Nonetheless, come back to me when you're deadlifting three times your body weight (or close to it) and you can even pick up those 130 pound dumbbells without straps, "little man."

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I "went off" in like three threads sounding like Blooming Lotus in a complete blackout. It's a different situation than being a whiny little bitch like you were for a week straight.

Once again, had you not acted like a 12 year old school girl, the situation would have been over with before it even started.

I'm sorry to hear about your bum knee, it's good to hear you're working your ass off through it. Truly inspirational. Nonetheless, come back to me when you're deadlifting three times your body weight (or close to it) and you can even pick up those 130 pound dumbbells without straps, "little man."

You say I fuck my dog in the ass and I'm the 12 year old school girl? Please. You're an arrogant little fuck that uses getting "blacked out" as an excuse to act out your homosexual fantasies on the internet.

Is that why you PM'ed me asking me why I was picking on you, because I'm a whiny little bitch? Like I said, if you can't take the heat, get the fuck out of the kitchen junior.

Originally Posted by DOMS

Good luck with that. How much longer do you have to go?

Thanks. Truth be told, I could do it now if I really wanted. I just have a hard time dealing with the fact that I'd be out of work and basically helpless for an extended period of time.

I think if I turned gay... I might go for ReproMan. Problem is he'd have to go gay at the same time.............

What was this thread about?

Originally Posted by Plateau_Max

I think if I turned gay... I might go for ReproMan. Problem is he'd have to go gay at the same time.............

What was this thread about?

He got pissy and said I liked to fuck my dog when I made a joke in his thread, I even used a smiley with my post. When I got him back he went off in 3 threads about how I like to suck dick. I'm the 12 year old.

Originally Posted by ReproMan

You say I fuck my dog in the ass and I'm the 12 year old school girl? Please. You're an arrogant little fuck that uses getting "blacked out" as an excuse to act out your homosexual fantasies on the internet.

Precisely. Someone who wasn't a head case would simply respond in a similar manner and that would be that. Doing what you did was pathetic.

Somebody blows something way out of proportion, starts going behind that persons back and tells people I look like shit? It's a carbon copy of what a girl would do. Is it not?

I'm not using being blacked out as an excuse, I apologized to the people I thought deserved one. I was drunk and made a couple stupid comments, it was immature of me. Again, I apologize.

Is that why you PM'ed me asking me why I was picking on you, because I'm a whiny little bitch? Like I said, if you can't take the heat, get the fuck out of the kitchen junior.

I didn't think it was possible for you to be so irritated by such a meaningless comment I made a week ago. I was dead on curious. That's why I pm'ed you.

Now that I know that is the sole reason for your pathetic display, I can laugh at it.

Like I said, I can take the heat, you can keep calling me "junior" or "little man." It really doesn't hurt my feelings.

Originally Posted by Plateau_Max

I think if I turned gay... I might go for ReproMan. Problem is he'd have to go gay at the same time.............

What was this thread about?

I did what I've done since I first joined here. He set me up with a perfect line, I goofed on him because I found it funny, he took it seriously, pranced around in multiple threads acting like a bitch and knocking my physique and training, I blacked out (dont remember why I said what I said, embarrassingly drunk on Saturday night) and 2-3 stupid comments later this is where we are.

Originally Posted by ReproMan

He got pissy and said I liked to fuck my dog when I made a joke in his thread, I even used a smiley with my post. When I got him back he went off in 3 threads about how I like to suck dick. I'm the 12 year old.

I honestly have no idea what joke you're talking about. I didn't retaliate to aynthing, you set me up for a goof, I made it, you overreacted.

Yes, you're acting like a 12 year old.

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

Precisely. Someone who wasn't a head case would simply respond in a similar manner and that would be that. Doing what you did was pathetic.

Somebody blows something way out of proportion, starts going behind that persons back and tells people I look like shit? It's a carbon copy of what a girl would do. Is it not?

I'm not using being blacked out as an excuse, I apologized to the people I thought deserved one. I was drunk and made a couple stupid comments, it was immature of me. Again, I apologize.



I didn't think it was possible for you to be so irritated by such a meaningless comment I made a week ago. I was dead on curious. That's why I pm'ed you.

Now that I know that is the sole reason for your pathetic display, I can laugh at it.

Like I said, I can take the heat, you can keep calling me "junior" or "little man." It really doesn't hurt my feelings.

I'm not irritated in the least. I did exactly what you did and you didn't like it, plain and simple. I don't have the slightest clue about a comment you made over a week ago. I know what you said this weekend and it was hilarious that you got so pissed off when you got back what you dished out. I make a quip or 2 and you come up with "You fuck your dog" and
"ReproMan sucks dick." Now that's pathetic.

Originally Posted by ReproMan

I'm not irritated in the least. I did exactly what you did and you didn't like it, plain and simple. I don't have the slightest clue about a comment you made over a week ago. I know what you said this weekend and it was hilarious that you got so pissed off when you got back what you dished out. I make a quip or 2 and you come up with "You fuck your dog" and
"ReproMan sucks dick." Now that's pathetic.

I'm not irritated at all either.

And no, it's one thing to call me gay (which is what the Open Chat is all about) but it's a completely different situation when you go into numerous threads and throw some bullshit snide remark my way. It wasn't that I didn't like it, I simply had no idea why it was being directed at me.

Believe me, I wasn't pissed off this weekend. I had one of the best nights I've had all summer.

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I'm not irritated at all either.

And no, it's one thing to call me gay (which is what the Open Chat is all about) but it's a completely different situation when you go into numerous threads and throw some bullshit snide remark my way. It wasn't that I didn't like it, I simply had no idea why it was being directed at me.

Believe me, I wasn't pissed off this weekend. I had one of the best nights I've had all summer.

You're a habitual offender, like Ike Turner when you get drunk. You talk mad shit, then when Monday morning comes around you're all: "Awwwe baby, you know I love you. I didn't mean nothing by it, I was blacked out! Take me back IM, I'll be better next week, I promise!!"

Either way, I apologize. No heart feelings, really. Glad you had a good weekend.

Dude. Maybe you don't understand. You can do or say whatever you want to say about me. I don't care. I simply want to know why you're saying the things you're saying.

I'm really missing where I talked "mad shit" and am now trying to get you to love me. I was hammered, said some stupid shit and thats that. I'm not wanting you to love me, I really couldn't care less if I don't get along with one person on the fucking internet. There were never any hard feelings, like I said, I couldn't care less, I simply wanted to know why you were being a prick. Tis' all.

That's how you're going to end it? Get the last word in and then apologize?

Whatever, I don't do internet message board drama.

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

Dude. Maybe you don't understand. You can do or say whatever you want to say about me. I don't care. I simply want to know why you're saying the things you're saying.

I'm really missing where I talked "mad shit" and am now trying to get you to love me. I was hammered, said some stupid shit and thats that. I'm not wanting you to love me, I really couldn't care less if I don't get along with one person on the fucking internet. There were never any hard feelings, like I said, I couldn't care less, I simply wanted to know why you were being a prick. Tis' all.

That's how you're going to end it? Get the last word in and then apologize?

Whatever, I don't do internet message board drama.

Wow. You just don't get it.

I wasn't trying to "get the last word in", I was trying to end it with a joke like you said you're "so accustomed to" and make peace. What happens? You get your panties in a bunch again.

I wasn't saying that you were trying to get me to love you. You get wasted on a regular basis and talk out of your ass to whomever it might be then you realize you were wasted and apologize for it. It happens basically every time you get drunk. Again, it was a fucking joke.

I don't know what else to say.

I don't wear panties, so they've never been in a bunch.

I've been wasted and talked out of my ass once, the one other incident I was being a prick to a girl whose friend has had sex with over 300 different people, it was warranted, ha.

You make it seem like I did all sorts of shit wrong and outside of 2-3 posts on Saturday that I've apologized for, I really don't think I'm in the wrong whatsoever.

I'd much rather be me in this argument than you.

With that being said, I don't care at all. Lifes good, hope yours is too. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, believe me, if I had known that making a joke about you and your dog would result in this it wouldn't have happened.

Later foo

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I don't wear panties, so they've never been in a bunch.

I've been wasted and talked out of my ass once, the one other incident I was being a prick to a girl whose friend has had sex with over 300 different people, it was warranted, ha.

You make it seem like I did all sorts of shit wrong and outside of 2-3 posts on Saturday that I've apologized for, I really don't think I'm in the wrong whatsoever.

I'd much rather be me in this argument than you.

With that being said, I don't care at all. Lifes good, hope yours is too. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, believe me, if I had known that making a joke about you and your dog would result in this it wouldn't have happened.

Later foo

You mean that if you knew you'd get back what you dished out, you wouldn't have said anything about me fucking my dog? I can't help the fact you got your feelings hurt. Maybe you'll think twice next time before you say something insanely immature.

Oh and I'd much rather be me in this argument. At least I won't blow away in the next gale force wind.

Originally Posted by ReproMan

You mean that if you knew you'd get back what you dished out, you wouldn't have said anything about me fucking my dog? I can't help the fact you got your feelings hurt. Maybe you'll think twice next time before you say something insanely immature.

Oh and I'd much rather be me in this argument. At least I won't blow away in the next gale force wind.

No, I'm saying I didn't think I or anyone for that matter could get the 12 year old girl that was buried under this macho MMA guy out.

Lets be serious, you could be in a tornado and you're not going to get blown away, you're strapped in remember?

Where's the love?

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

No, I'm saying I didn't think I or anyone for that matter could get the 12 year old girl that was buried under this macho MMA guy out.

Lets be serious, you could be in a tornado and you're not going to get blown away, you're strapped in remember?

Touche.

I'll take some video of me repping the 130's without the straps, just for you.

That isn't necessary. I'll take your word for it, but why would you use straps on 130's if you can do them without them?

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

That isn't necessary. I'll take your word for it, but why would you use straps on 130's if you can do them without them?

So I don't fatigue my grip for the rest of my workout. I'm working my back, not my grip. If I was training for numbers, then I'd probably not use straps. However, I'm training for size so why waste energy holding the DB's when I can use the straps and concentrate more on my lats?