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    How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police

    Lol ... good advice.

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    that cop cant figth for shit lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex View Post
    Who? Why? and where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher View Post
    Lol ... good advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HialeahChico305 View Post
    that cop cant figth for shit lol
    What's sad is that if he did fight back he'd be called a racist and probably suspended from his job.
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    That's two posts where your homosexual demons have got the better of you. Is there something about ReproBro that turns you on? Maybe that shot of him squatting on the toilet has you needing a little skat action? Bad news for you is ReproBro is a well established hetro stud with people from his town here to back that up so you'll have to get your cock-jones filled by someone like pmorphy1.

    You should stop drinking so much. You're an asshole when you're drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher View Post
    You should stop drinking so much. You're an asshole when you're drunk.
    Agreed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Who? Why? and where?
    And where is that car going??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReproMan View Post
    Agreed.
    Several weekends he has done these little drive bys. Then, the rest of the time he's an asset to IM helping people and doing things like a normal person should.

    Some people just shouldn't drink.

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    I drink every Friday and Saturday. Two times I've been blacked out.

    Who gives a shit.
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    He's 19, he's young and full of cum.

    He's just having a good time.....19......damn.....that was so long ago........

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    It was immature (something a 19 year old would do), so I apologized to BC behind the scenes.

    All my friends black out and pass out. When I'm blacked out, I'm the most awake/outgoing/crazy I'll ever be. It's weird..
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    When I'm blacked out, I'm the most awake/outgoing/crazy I'll ever be. It's weird..
    Don't forget gay, all of your drunken posts seem to have Repro licking your lolipop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Don't forget gay, all of your drunken posts seem to have Repro licking your lolipop.
    Excellent point. Maybe I'm gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    Excellent point. Maybe I'm gay?
    You have an easy cure for your gayness, don't drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    You have an easy cure for your gayness, don't drink.
    But I need the liquid confidence to have the courage to ask girls out.

    Quite the predicament...
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    But I need the liquid confidence to have the courage to ask girls out.

    Quite the predicament...
    Well that's where you have to know your limits, a six pack of beers and your a romeo with the girls.....a 12 pack and all of the sudden your a juliett prancing around looking for guys....

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Well that's where you have to know your limits, a six pack of beers and your a romeo with the girls.....a 12 pack and all of the sudden your a juliett prancing around looking for guys....


    Well said.

    For the most part I know my limits. Last night I was just stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    He's 19, he's young and full of cum.

    He's just having a good time.....19......damn.....that was so long ago........
    Exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by HialeahChico305 View Post
    that cop cant figth for shit lol
    He shouldn't have tried to fight, he should have just shot the ghetto thug.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
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    He should have maintained control of the situation and not let the punk get in on him at all. He should have hit the weights and worked on his game so that if the punk does get in on him he could just drop his ass. What he did do was get punk'd.

    You can't shoot an unarmed thug, much as you may want too. Even if you feel the guy would better serve humanity if he was an organ donor or used as a study cadaver at some university somewhere, you can't just kill his punk ass ... unless you have a drop piece handy. If you have a drop piece handy you should help this thug to meet his potential of serving the world around him as best as he is able. Somewhere there is a nice little white boy needing new eyes. A 280 pound woman with liver failure needs a transplant or she dies in 5 months ... this punk's liver will do just fine regardless of the abuse it's been subjected too cuz wtf she is just gonna trash the new one she gets anyway. Look at all the people he could help if you keep a drop piece handy?

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    Does anyone have a link to the full story here?

    I'll tell you one thing, I would be embarressed if my fellow police officers saw that, the perp doesn't even look that big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    It was immature (something a 19 year old would do), so I apologized to BC behind the scenes.

    All my friends black out and pass out. When I'm blacked out, I'm the most awake/outgoing/crazy I'll ever be. It's weird..
    But why Repro? Did you guys bicker about something else at another time?
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    I was thinking the same.....It could be that pic of himself a while ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKIRA View Post
    But why Repro? Did you guys bicker about something else at another time?
    There have been a few comments he's made in the past week or so that were dipshit esque.

    I really couldn't care less (not everyone is going to like you), which is why it's surprising to me that I went off a couple times like I did. Again, just hammered.
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    Also,

    it's one thing for min0 to call me gay or a bitch or whatever it may be, because odds are (except in the gay case) he's joking, but it's a different story when someone who I've never even been involved in the same conversation with says something like that.

    Ya know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    There have been a few comments he's made in the past week or so that were dipshit esque.

    I really couldn't care less (not everyone is going to like you), which is why it's surprising to me that I went off a couple times like I did. Again, just hammered.
    You're the dipshit. When you say I'm fucking my dog in the ass, I'm gonna let you have it. Then you cry about it. If you can't take what you dish out then shut the fuck up.

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