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- 08-24-2007, 12:42 PM #1Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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Alabama is a vibrator-free state!
Oral Arguments On Alabama Sex Toy Law May Reach Supreme Court
In Alabama, you can sell guns on any street corner but you can’t sell sex toys.
That’s right. Alabama is a vibrator-free state!
Well, technically you can go across state lines and buy sex toys in Georgia and Tennessee and carry them home. But the Alabama Legislature, in its infinite wisdom and in the spirit of protecting citizens from moral turpitude, a while back banned the sale of sex toys (or “marital aids” as some lawmakers coyly call them).
Today, the U.S. Supreme Court has shown a gleam of interest in this controversial state law, which has been challenged in Alabama courts by adult toy retailer Sherri Williams. She has been fighting the law for nearly 10 years.
Williams has been in district court three times on this issue and has won twice. But both times her victories were struck down by the U.S. 11th Circuit Court of Appeals. She filed a petition to the Supremes and has hired well-known First Amendment rights attorney Paul Cambria. Also joining in the appeal petition with Williams are the Free Speech Coalition and the First Amendment Lawyers Association. Read more…
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- 08-24-2007, 02:15 PM #3Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Alabama is so fucked up in so many ways, it isn't even funny anymore. If I don't get the fuck out of here soon I am going crazy.
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i won't be moving there any time soon.
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Alabama's supreme court has recently passed an amendment to a law banning 'marital aids' to include the sale of produce such as cucumbers and bananas. When asked about this controversial decision, chief justice Sue Bell Cobb responded with "Don't pretend you don't know why."Ron Paul 2012
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There are so many fucked up laws in the States it's ludicrous. I read an article about the most weird laws in the western world a while back and I can't imagine people actually remember and adhere to some of those. Stuff like 'walking on your hands is illegal'.
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Originally Posted by Little Wing 
Mail order is still an option. I bought one for an old girlfriend and it came in the mail in a plain brown box from a company called Midnight Special. We had a blast with that ... the name not just the toy. The song was on the jukebox where we hung out at. I knew it was time to go when the song played and she was grinning ...
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Your taking this news pretty hard. Originally Posted by KelJu
- 08-25-2007, 02:07 AM #10Registered User
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Originally Posted by min0 lee Your taking this news pretty hard.
That's what I was thinking hahah fucking Kelju....bzzzzzzzzzzzz
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cute. i can't imagine why people would outlaw stuff that keeps the population making love not war. Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
Mail order is still an option. I bought one for an old girlfriend and it came in the mail in a plain brown box from a company called Midnight Special. We had a blast with that ... the name not just the toy. The song was on the jukebox where we hung out at. I knew it was time to go when the song played and she was grinning ...
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This is one of the problems in America, the wrong things get focused on.
Kids can watch the most horrid violence on TV but god forbid they see a naked body!
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- 08-25-2007, 10:48 AM #13Succinct ELITE MEMBER
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Spot on as usual. Originally Posted by Prince This is one of the problems in America, the wrong things get focused on.
Kids can watch the most horrid violence on TV but god forbid they see a naked body!
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Originally Posted by IainDaniel 
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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Originally Posted by Prince
I'm naked right now
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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Uhhh ... you just announced you're naked in a vibrator thread. People could get a message from that Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
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Yea that is why they have the Alabama hot pocket. Frigging goof balls. Originally Posted by KelJu If you always have a great day, you will always have a great life.
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