Thread: Philosophy

i just jizzed on my bong.

do i have to clean it or is it OK to let my friends smoke out of it anyway.,?

.9 repeating logically cannot logically equal 1. there are a good number of examples too... one such being that if the universe is theoretically infinite, or at least already expanding, then it would be save to say that the portion of the universe that is not earth is .9 repeating, and yet as far as we can tell it does exist. To say that .9 repeating equals 1 is to deny one's own existence. If you want to do that then fine, but understand the logical implications of your statement.

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for - Epicurus


It is on disaster that good fortune perches;
It is on good fortune that disaster crouches.

A tree that can fill the span of a man's arms,
grows from a downy tip.
A terrace nine stories high
Rises from hodfuls of Earth;
A journey of a thousand miles
Starts from beneath one's feet.

-Lao Tzu

I have more that i have to dig up but i'm too tired now to look through my books.

Oh and one that i love that i might be getting a tattoo of, not really a quote but its more of a summation of the philosopher's main ideas about the world.

Panta Rei
-Heraclitus

Originally Posted by Yanick

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for - Epicurus


It is on disaster that good fortune perches;
It is on good fortune that disaster crouches.

A tree that can fill the span of a man's arms,
grows from a downy tip.
A terrace nine stories high
Rises from hodfuls of Earth;
A journey of a thousand miles
Starts from beneath one's feet.

-Lao Tzu

I have more that i have to dig up but i'm too tired now to look through my books.

Oh and one that i love that i might be getting a tattoo of, not really a quote but its more of a summation of the philosopher's main ideas about the world.

Panta Rei
-Heraclitus

ok but seriously what should i do about the jizz on my bong?

Whatever your sick mind decides to do.

Nosce te ipsum, or Temet nosce
Know Thyself

Thats another one that i want to get a tattoo of.

Originally Posted by squanto

ok but seriously what should i do about the jizz on my bong?

do you have any dank?

Quote: Then, like an old-time orator impressively he rose; I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
Author: Sara Teasdale 1884-1933, American Poet

Quote: We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started... and know the place for the first time.
Author: T. S. Eliot 1888-1965, American-born British Poet, Critic

Quote: The physically fit can enjoy their vices.
Author: Lord Percival

Quote: Every great achievement is the victory of a flaming heart.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson 1803-1882, American Poet, Essayist

Quote: Slow and steady wins the race.
Author: Aesop 620-560 BC, Greek Fabulist

"Dont trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die"

Here are a couple off the top of my head.

"I have absolutely no problem going to jail so long as the other guy is in the hospital." By some guy

"Better to have weed in times of no money than money in times of no weed." By some guy

A word to the wise is infuriating.
Hunter S. Thompson

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.
Hunter S. Thompson

"Rules and regulations are a guild for a wise man,
blind obedience for a fool.
Common sense should always prevail."

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

- H. L. Mencken

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives"

"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing. Indeed, I would go so far as to say that the supply of arms to the underdogs is a sine qua non for the overthrow of any sovereignty."

"A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders."

-Larry Elder

"The doom of a nation can be averted only by a storm of flowing passion, but only those who are passionate themselves can arouse passion in others."

"The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one. "


"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live. "

"What good fortune for governments that the people do not think. "

"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized. "

"Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice. "

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. "

"Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election. "