Thread: Asking A Girl To A Dance.

Walk up, take her by the hand and say "Nobody puts baby in a corner!" then drag her onto the floor.

If she doesn't get it, you don't want to dance with her anyway.

just ask her out

Originally Posted by RasPlasch

September 29th there is a Homecoming Dance. I know exactly who I wanna ask but when asking a girl to homecoming its supposed to be in a...."cute" way. I am totally clueless as of how to ask her. Do you guys have any ideas?

poopar, etc.

Get her a really cute bear, one that's hands are like, stitched together, or have your mom just stitch the hands together with 2 or 3 loops, and put a dozen roses through its hands.

Put a little card in it that says "Will you come to homecoming with me? -Your name P.S. If you don't, ill violently murder your dog/cat/sister/etc."

usually does the trick for me.

who ever said you gotta ask?

wait until her favourite track comes on and then wheel up behind her and start showin her what your workin with. she cant say no to that.

Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

poopar, etc.

Get her a really cute bear, one that's hands are like, stitched together, or have your mom just stitch the hands together with 2 or 3 loops, and put a dozen roses through its hands.

Put a little card in it that says "Will you come to homecoming with me? -Your name P.S. If you don't, ill violently murder your dog/cat/sister/etc."

usually does the trick for me.

I think I am gonna do that. That sounds like a solid fool proof plan. Minus the part about murdering members of her family.

if you do that shes gonna hate you forever

cant say you weren't warned man

I think if I showed off my Mercury Sable....she would hate me forever.

i thougt u were 15?

Originally Posted by RasPlasch

I think I am gonna do that. That sounds like a solid fool proof plan. Minus the part about murdering members of her family.

Whichever way dude.

Im just saying whats worked for me.

Originally Posted by RasPlasch

I think if I showed off my Mercury Sable....she would hate me forever.

You and danny should hang out. He's got a Ford Taurus. Same car, different name. He can be the bad-boy effect you need to draw in the ladies and if your car breaks down you can use his for parts.


On the serious side ... the roses idea sounds good if she is a good girl as long as she is a good girl that puts out. Put a lil purse around the bear's neck and stick a condom in it. She'll totally know what the deal is ...

Get her a rose made out of condoms in red wrappers (I think they sold these at Spencer's Gifts).

Go to the police station and get a cop to pull her over while driving. She'll be completely freaked out, when the cop goes up to the window, she'll give her a ticket that says "Homecoming?" She'll be startled, then bam, you pop out with roses.

She won't be able to say no. I know from experience.

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

Go to the police station and get a cop to pull her over while driving. She'll be completely freaked out, when the cop goes up to the window, she'll give her a ticket that says "Homecoming?" She'll be startled, then bam, you pop out with roses.

She won't be able to say no. I know from experience.

I was thinking the same thing except with an overweight italian man penetrating her repeatedly.

Originally Posted by squanto

I was thinking the same thing except with an overweight italian man penetrating her repeatedly.

Originally Posted by squanto

I was thinking the same thing except with an overweight italian man penetrating her repeatedly.