Thread: If you need a chaser after a JaggerBomb, youre a pussy

Jagerbombs are chasers for my pills....

Getting old, but its a good vid.

Even that wannabe doesnt need a chaser.

All in all, I cant understand why anyone chases. I dont! Ive taken warm shots of jagger and no chaser. Ive taken a MICROWAVED shot of tequila...and no chaser.

Ive tried to do the whole chaser gig as I do know why its done, but its never, EVER alleviated any "shot pain" for me.

i use a chaser.. with 151

If you can't gargle with tequila, spit it back into the glass and then drink it again without a chaser, you are a pussy

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Its True. Its been confirmed.

The Red Bull is essentially the chaser for the jagger.

I chase that shit with some Yukon, the real mans whiskey.

Jager just tastes like licorice... why would you ever need a chaser for that?

I chase some drinks, some I don't. I generally don't need a chaser for whiskey or rum, but you better believe I'm gonna use a chaser if you bust out that $7.99 handle of vodka!

Unless I'm already wasted, then I'll grab the bottle out of your hand and chug it, stumble off into the night, then wake up in an alley with no money, no car, no shoes, no pants, etc etc

Originally Posted by squanto

Jager just tastes like licorice... why would you ever need a chaser for that?

I chase some drinks, some I don't. I generally don't need a chaser for whiskey or rum, but you better believe I'm gonna use a chaser if you bust out that $7.99 handle of vodka!

Unless I'm already wasted, then I'll grab the bottle out of your hand and chug it, stumble off into the night, then wake up in an alley with no money, no car, no shoes, no pants, etc etc

They say everyone has a twin and I think I found mine.

Originally Posted by squanto

Jager just tastes like licorice... why would you ever need a chaser for that?

I chase some drinks, some I don't. I generally don't need a chaser for whiskey or rum, but you better believe I'm gonna use a chaser if you bust out that $7.99 handle of vodka!

Unless I'm already wasted, then I'll grab the bottle out of your hand and chug it, stumble off into the night, then wake up in an alley with no money, no car, no shoes, no pants, etc etc

How cliched.

When I see people shy away from Jagger itself, I cant help to wonder why. A lot of shots are harder to take. Of course, until I took my microwaved shot of Cuervo, the last hard shot I took was a warm shot of Jagger.

"What really grinds my gears" are girls that want a shot. When you get them one, they complain about what they get, smell it, and then sip it like its a drink.

1. Dont complain about a shot someone else bought for you. ANd dont complain about how it tastes. We dont buy shots for the "Taste."

2. Smelling a shot is bad luck. Chances are, youll know what the fuck it is cuz you were complaining about it at number 1.

3. Its called a shot cuz its supposed to hit you like a SHOT. If you were to take a needle in the arm as slow as you sip your drink, its going to hurt WORSE. Fucking retard. Drink some more and drive home, do us all a favor.

Me and my friend Colin used to go shot for shot with the Brain Damages, I think 6 in a row was our record and that was usually after about 16 beers....yeah I used to be a lush...

Originally Posted by mike456

That video is hilarioius

At Red Lion my bartender friends made our shots in the mai tai glasses.

Try these in a row:
Liquid Cocaine
Mind Eraser
Four Horse Men
5 Deadly Venoms

Neat ...

I think Jager bombs taste better than light beer.

where i drink, i drink for nothing...they dont give me a tab...so its straight shots of jager all the time. Who needs a fuckin chaser?

I stopped drinking Jager in High School.

I don't drink anymore for good reason. During my entire highschool life, I was famous for my drinking abilities. I would take a beer funnel and let my friends pour a fifth of tequila down it.

When you take a fifth in 5 seconds you are a god damn drinking champion. I also spent the majority of many parties passed out on the back of somebody's truck. I did it because I was shy and it was a way to make a name for myself. I would meet people 2 towns over, and as soon as I introduce myself, they would say they had heard of me. I was the crazy mother fucker who funneled straight liquor.

My brother is the a keg stand champion of Mobile. He is yet to be beaten. He is the only person I know that won the 100 shots of beer in a 100 minutes contest.

Now the all time champion of drinking is still my old man. That SOB has drank two cases of budweisers each weekend for the past 45 years. If he was beat out of shape over something he went to drinking fifths of Jim Beam. He is the only person I know who can start working and drinking before the sun comes up and still be working and drinking when the sun goes down.

Kelju,

That's bad ass.

Your friend,
Justin

Originally Posted by maniclion

At Red Lion my bartender friends made our shots in the mai tai glasses.

Try these in a row:
Liquid Cocaine
Mind Eraser
Four Horse Men
5 Deadly Venoms

Have'nt heard of the other ones. (DAmn it!) but liquid cocaine is a great drink.

get a vulcan mind probe.. damn its terrible

Originally Posted by goob

Have'nt heard of the other ones. (DAmn it!) but liquid cocaine is a great drink.

The mind eraser is probably the one that will fuck you up the most, it's a layered drink of:

• Ice cubes
• 1 oz Kahlua
• 1 oz Vodka
• 1 oz Bailey's irish cream
• 1 oz 151 Rum
• Fill with 7-Up

We always got them in the large beer mugs, you basically suck it all down through a straw, traditionally it's done with 2 people each with a straw sucking from the same glass but we always did it solo. I'm telling you right now it's not called the mind eraser for nothing...

Originally Posted by maniclion

The mind eraser is probably the one that will fuck you up the most, it's a layered drink of:

• Ice cubes
• 1 oz Kahlua
• 1 oz Vodka
• 1 oz Bailey's irish cream
• 1 oz 151 Rum
• Fill with 7-Up

We always got them in the large beer mugs, you basically suck it all down through a straw, traditionally it's done with 2 people each with a straw sucking from the same glass but we always did it solo. I'm telling you right now it's not called the mind eraser for nothing...

It sounded pretty good until the 151 part.

OH Man! I love JaggerBombs!
Once I drank like 7 of them,and thats after like 8 or 9 beers.I was getting ready to drive home and I ordered a jaggerbomb and this dude sitting next to me was like "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?...with a thick german accent and he started buying rounds for me.He wouldnt let me pay,everytime I finished one he would order another,I finally found myself sippin on my beer trying to get a hold of myself,His girlfreind and him got in an argument and as soon as he was gone I drank my bomb and told my freind I needed to go home,I crashed at his place.No way I could drive back.
But They used Jaggermeister and PimpJuice....it tasted Good!!

Originally Posted by RexStunnahH

PimpJuice....it tasted Good!!

Now youve got me concerned.

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I stopped drinking Jager in High School.

Entourage quote.