I wish I could!


I wish I could!

Good Lord, I can smell it from here...![]()
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
sox has taken multi-tasking to a new level.![]()

It's like Poop over TCP/IP.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
Bringing remote computing to a whole new level. Is this what the first computerized toilette is going to be used for?


I've used the laptop while on the throne plenty of times, but usually I'll read something that I need to read that I wouldn't be able to sit still for otherwise like a boring reasearch paper or something....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

Lol, when I read the thread title, I assumed you were jerking off to dontstop's picture gallery. Hell, there are a few spank worthy pictures in the members gallery, but there is way better porn out there.
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
This is my journal. Click it and such
"tried and true theory on one's self is probably the only non-biased proof that something works for someone." - juggernaut
http://www.ronpaul.com/


Does this answer your question?
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
Unfortunately I get a raging hard-on every time I open this website, so that would make sitting on the toilet a little uncomfortable
Although one time I did get a blowjob from a post-op tranny on a hotel toilet while i was shitting, so I guess that's not too far off.

Smelly keyboard. Mmm Mmm Good!
I do all my quality work in the bathroom anyways......hang on....I got to get back to my "quality work"....
Maybe it's just where I'm from but "dropping a load" means something completely different.
I drive a big truck


Lately I find it's hard to get my aim on the funnel and concentrate on browsing IM at the same time....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06
Journal
I like to poop at work. there is nothing more enjoyable than getting payed to poop!

6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06
Journal
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