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10-02-2007, 09:49 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Can You Spot the Sexual Innuendo?
Can you find all the sexual metaphors in this commercial for New Zealand's Fresh TV?
1- Choke the chicken.
2-Dirty Sanchez.
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10-02-2007, 10:14 AM #2fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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10-02-2007, 10:18 AM #3Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Nice beef curtains.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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10-02-2007, 10:25 AM #4Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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There are some 30 dif references in there ... at least.
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10-02-2007, 10:54 AM #5The Evil Director is IN ELITE MEMBER
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Want a meat sandwich?
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10-02-2007, 10:59 AM #6Fitness Celebrity
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Lawl Rusty Trombones
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10-02-2007, 11:03 AM #7Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Bell end, cream pie, ham shandy. Brilliant.
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10-02-2007, 11:08 AM #8Member
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only a person from the UK would get those!! where are you from!
Originally Posted by goob
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10-02-2007, 11:12 AM #9Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Im not originally from the UK, but am working near Edinburgh at the moment. You're originaly from the UK? Originally Posted by MyK 2.0
The humour here is fucking excellent.
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yup, Yorkshire man, born and raised! Originally Posted by goob
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10-02-2007, 11:35 AM #11Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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I actually thought you might be from the UK, you have the more twisted, and inventive humour of the residents here. Originally Posted by MyK 2.0
Some of those Yorkshire dudes can fairly knock back the ales, and thats with some of the crazy ass Scottish dudes here who are born alcoholics.
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10-02-2007, 11:38 AM #12Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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So then what was the dog in the bath tub full of dirty water about?
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10-02-2007, 11:41 AM #13fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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donkey punch
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Beats the crap out of me...
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10-02-2007, 11:50 AM #15Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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dog in the bathtub
While doing a girl in her box you insert your hairy beanbag into her turd cutter.
Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.
2.dog in the bathtub The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.
They just don't want to stay in there! Like a dog in the bathtub.
by anonymous Apr 25, 2003 email it
3.dog in the bathtub While doing a girl in the butt and managing to get your balls in too.
It is called this because it is as hard as getting a dog in a bathtub.
by pooteck May 22, 2003 email it
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Originally Posted by goob
That dog had such a sad look.
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10-02-2007, 05:16 PM #17Amor Fati
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Rusty trombone. Space docking. Tea bagging.
Thats great."The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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My nuts hurt just from thinking about that one ... but thanks for clearing that up for me goob. Originally Posted by goob
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10-03-2007, 10:49 AM #19Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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^^ Yeah, not the most pleasant....
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