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    Doughnut may cost man 30 years to life

    Lol

    STLtoday - News - Missouri State News

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    Scott A. Masters, 41, is accused of shoplifting the pastry and pushing a store worker who tried to stop him. The worker was unhurt. But with that shove, his shoplifting turned into a strong-arm robbery. Masters, who appeared in court Friday, is stunned. The prosecutor shows no signs of backing down. In fact, because Masters has a prior record, he could get a sentence of 30 years to life.

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    they must make some pretty damn good donuts

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    A donut shop is the last place I'll ever commit a crime.

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    note to self: BUY 30 cent doughnut next time.
    230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
    |----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|---|----|
    <- that way about 20 more pounds!

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    The guy has a long list of priors, and supposedly assaulted a woman. That said, I don't think that they should combine to misdemeanors into a felony. That's a dumbass way to deal justice. Either you committed and offense that's a felony, or you didn't.

    I'm betting that common sense wins out and that he gets a reduced sentence.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    The guy has a long list of priors, and supposedly assaulted a woman. That said, I don't think that they should combine to misdemeanors into a felony. That's a dumbass way to deal justice. Either you committed and offense that's a felony, or you didn't.

    I'm betting that common sense wins out and that he gets a reduced sentence.
    Wait, you don't agree with the 30 year sentence? What have you done to the REAL doms?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl View Post
    Wait, you don't agree with the 30 year sentence? What have you done to the REAL doms?
    What? They should have jumped on his hood and shot him over a doughnut?
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
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    lol wtf lemme guess hes blaack?

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    Yes, I'm sure that Scott A. Masters is black...

    Retard.
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    come on. no white guy is gunna get 30 + years for stealing a donut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danny81 View Post
    come on. no white guy is gunna get 30 + years for stealing a donut.
    No one is going to get 30 to life for stealing a doughnut.

    On the other hand, if I were a grammar cop, you'd be my Rodney King.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash Log View Post
    Lol

    STLtoday - News - Missouri State News

    Excerpt:
    Scott A. Masters, 41, is accused of shoplifting the pastry and pushing a store worker who tried to stop him. The worker was unhurt. But with that shove, his shoplifting turned into a strong-arm robbery. Masters, who appeared in court Friday, is stunned. The prosecutor shows no signs of backing down. In fact, because Masters has a prior record, he could get a sentence of 30 years to life.
    Many states have these laws.

    This case is mostly media fodder.

    You can note the Jerry Williams case in California where he was sentenced to 25-to-life for taking a piece of pizza from some kids at a beach in Redondo. Williams served about 6 years before he got off.

    Another guy got 25 to life for shoplifting a small package of AA batteries from a supermarket under California's 3-strike law under the "petty with a prior" code.

    Another guy got 25 to life for stealing a bicycle.

    I can't stand thieves and criminals, but the long sentences seem a bit harsh and it costs taxpayers a lot of money. Especially as these inmates get older and need medical care.

    (Kind of funny, really, though).

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    That's what you get for stealing a donut in Missouri.

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    He must've took the last glazed, you know Officer Jacobs had called dibs on that one just 2 minutes prior to the theft of it...don't fuck around with a cops donuts...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    No one is going to get 30 to life for stealing a doughnut.

    On the other hand, if I were a grammar cop, you'd be my Rodney King.

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    30 years my ass, he should get the chair. That was MY doughnut.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    You would think if they prosecuted things like this enough, and they got enough attention, people would stop doing stupid shit.

    I really don't care because only a dickhead steals a single donut and then pushes someone on the way out.
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