Thread: A New Crash!!!

I just thought I'd share my new trip to the ER with you guys.

I went dirt biking the day after my birthday at Elsinore race track. Man, was that fun, but sucked. I was hitting the biggest kickers. It was insane. However, I came out of a corner to hit a rhythm section. It was a 60 foot kicker followed by another 60 footer, to a 70 footer, all doubles (a jump with only two hills, a takeoff and landing, no middle). I went to go preload (sit back into the bike to compress the suspension so i would have more pop to make it the extra distance my speed didn’t make up for) and as I did my bike didn't get traction on the wet track (I needed a new tire too). Needless to say, I came up short plummeting to the ground tearing ligaments in my knee as I landed the best I could and also whacking my face on the handle bars. With myself semi conscious and without reaction, my bike then carried the momentum up the back side of the landing, since it was a double and caught air yet again. this time, since I was decelerating, my bike endo'd (front wheel dropped as the rear wheel raised), into the face of the next jumps take off. At that point, I was a human javelin; I landed on the side of my head and shoulder first, instantly dislocating my shoulder. My helmet caught the dirt and I was whipped into a flip by the neck. then came much more painful tumbling where I injured my back.
By the end of the crash I had a dislocated shoulder, torn ligaments in my knee, a sprained neck, a sprained back, a concussion, and one smashed up face. My bike had the panels ripped off of it, taco'd radiator, and bars. I think I bent my rim too but my bike and I haven't been talking. I opted out of the ambulance ride because I knew I could walk and had no ambulance insurance and to a two hour car ride (fucking traffic) to Loma Linda Hospital where I was met with vicodin from my concerned girlfriend.

Originally Posted by CRASHMAN

actually they call me the ladies man or captian orgasim but i dont like to brag

i can hear you now "oh, oh, OW, oh.... damn girl don't touch there that hurts like a sonofabitch... c'mere baby.... mmmmm. OUCH!!!! "