9 Words Women Use

**DOMS** · 10-10-2007, 08:58 AM

I figure that there are enough young guys here who could benefit from the very useful information.

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

5.) Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying, "Fuck you!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

**shiznit2169** · 10-10-2007, 09:01 AM

100% true

**AKIRA** · 10-10-2007, 09:03 AM

Jesus. Sometimes I wish I was a homosexual.

**Jodi** · 10-10-2007, 09:28 AM

I would have to agree with this.

**goob** · 10-10-2007, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Jesus. Sometimes I wish I was a homosexual.

Originally Posted by Jodi

I would have to agree with this.

You wish Akira was a homo????

**AKIRA** · 10-10-2007, 09:43 AM

I think she means the actual thread topic.

**tucker01** · 10-10-2007, 09:48 AM

Nope I am pretty sure she thinks you are a homo.

**AKIRA** · 10-10-2007, 10:07 AM

**DOMS** · 10-10-2007, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Don't worry, we still like you!

**MCx2** · 10-10-2007, 10:43 AM

I like where this thread is going.

**Dale Mabry** · 10-10-2007, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by ReproMan

I like where this thread is going.

So, Akira uses these terms with you?

**DOMS** · 10-10-2007, 11:24 AM

Tim Allen - Men Are Pigs

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

**Pound for Pound** · 10-10-2007, 11:44 AM

"whatever" really irks me!

**MCx2** · 10-10-2007, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

So, Akira uses these terms with you?

What terms?

**Little Wing** · 10-10-2007, 02:03 PM

fine actually means "ok, you can shut up now n we will stop arguing but it is NOT fine and YOU WILL PAY... i will make your life miserable 'till you realize how NOT fine this is"

just a hunch

**tucker01** · 10-10-2007, 02:07 PM

I use Fine, Whatever, and OK all the time. Basically it just means what it says, and I don't feel like continuing the nonsense.

**DOMS** · 10-10-2007, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

I use Fine, Whatever, and OK all the time. Basically it just means what it says, and I don't feel like continuing the nonsense.

You may not be aware of this, but you're not, technically speaking, a women.

**tucker01** · 10-10-2007, 02:16 PM

Let me check..... Yep you are right.

I better go rub one out just to make up for that mistake.

**DOMS** · 10-10-2007, 02:17 PM

Good man.

Aim for the eye.

**shiznit2169** · 10-10-2007, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

I use Fine, Whatever, and OK all the time. Basically it just means what it says, and I don't feel like continuing the nonsense.

I personally believe that if a man says "fine" or "whatever", it is a sign of weakness and you just lost the battle. "OK" is alright to use because it is more of a neutral term and it often makes women think if they were actually right or wrong. In most cases, they end up apologizing and admitting they were wrong (at least from my experience).

"Silence is golden" is a phrase i often go by. When people are constantly yelling at you with everything they have, they expect you to get angry and fight back. However, if you just remain silent and ignore them, they will tend to get even more angry because they failed at trying to get you upset so they can play the "why are you getting so defensive" card.

**Little Wing** · 10-10-2007, 03:05 PM

sometimes silence simply means "i've given up on you working with me to resolve this"
then "goodbye" says it all.

**Jodi** · 10-10-2007, 03:12 PM

In most cases, they end up apologizing and admitting they were wrong (at least from my experience).

You must have only been with girls because I can assure you Women don't do that

**tucker01** · 10-10-2007, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

I personally believe that if a man says "fine" or "whatever", it is a sign of weakness and you just lost the battle. "OK" is alright to use because it is more of a neutral term and it often makes women think if they were actually right or wrong. In most cases, they end up apologizing and admitting they were wrong (at least from my experience).

"Silence is golden" is a phrase i often go by. When people are constantly yelling at you with everything they have, they expect you to get angry and fight back. However, if you just remain silent and ignore them, they will tend to get even more angry because they failed at trying to get you upset so they can play the "why are you getting so defensive" card.

Oh yeah completely forgot about the Silence during an argument. That is an easy way to infuriate your opponent. I love that one.

**Jodi** · 10-10-2007, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Nope I am pretty sure she thinks you are a homo.

**AKIRA** · 10-11-2007, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by Jodi

You must have only been with girls because I can assure you Women don't do that

They do if they dont want TWO black eyes.

**Jodi** · 10-11-2007, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

They do if they dont want TWO black eyes.

You are truly a real fucking asshole and no, that is not a joke.

**ALBOB** · 10-11-2007, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

I use Fine, Whatever, and OK all the time. Basically it just means what it says, and I don't feel like continuing the nonsense.

You can get away with it because you're gay.

**tucker01** · 10-11-2007, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by ALBOB

You can get away with it because you're gay.

Only when you are sucking my dick.

**ALBOB** · 10-11-2007, 11:16 AM

See? There you go with your gay fantasies again.

**tucker01** · 10-11-2007, 11:38 AM

Come on alboobie admit it.

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