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10-16-2007, 07:34 PM #1Registered User
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hiding razors in your mouth?
is this legal?
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10-16-2007, 07:42 PM #2Registered User
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Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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10-16-2007, 07:45 PM #3little guy with big hopes
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wtf...
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LOL..exact response I had when I saw the title
Originally Posted by Delusional
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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10-16-2007, 07:51 PM #5little guy with big hopes
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keep an eye on this thread, because things could get interesting..just a hunch. i see this thread going somewhere, though. ..and its definitely not up-hill..
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10-16-2007, 08:32 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Giving a lot of forced blowjobs are we?
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No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?
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10-16-2007, 08:37 PM #8Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I never would have believed it, but you are becoming as retarded as kenwood.
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Originally Posted by danzik17
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10-16-2007, 09:19 PM #10Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Swallow.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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They are like weeds, you kill them and next thing you know they grow back. Originally Posted by KelJu
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Sorry, but I laughed again. Originally Posted by danzik17
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You know, I think I figured out his fascination for the black culture.
He likes black dick, it's as simple as that.
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10-16-2007, 09:25 PM #14Moderator MODERATOR
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I think he does it for attention and nothing more. He's a kid, what do you expect from a kid..........Stupidity!
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i genuinely wonder why you would ask this Originally Posted by danny81
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Well danny, I understand where you are coming from. After my few stints in the slammer I thought about bringing in a razor to castrate "Bubba" the next time he tried to make me his bitch. They will actually use a glove to swipe your mouth for the razor when they lock you up. I recommend keeping the blade covered and shoving it AT LEAST 12 inches up your ass, use a rod like a old cannon to get it way back there. If you get it far enough they want get it, just wait for it to come out.
I am really trying to be more helpful, hope that answers your question.
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10-17-2007, 05:42 AM #17Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i just saw some psycho rapist murderer in The Stendhal Syndrome do that.
things didn't turn out so well for him.
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How about just not acting like a jackass, not getting your ass thrown in jail, and not having to worry about where the fuck it's possible to stick a razor blade? Anyone thought of that one yet? Sounds like a plan to me!
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10-17-2007, 08:02 AM #19Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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seriously, it would be considered a concealed weapon. you'd be in a heap of shit.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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10-17-2007, 08:49 AM #20STILL workin' it! ELITE MEMBER
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Looks to me like that's Mike Tyson as your Avatar. Ooooookay! Nuff said!
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10-17-2007, 10:15 AM #21happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by danzik17
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10-17-2007, 01:53 PM #22Registered User
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i can already do it its real ez. im just wondering if its legal. for example if i go t a giants game or something and i dont want to get patted down.
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You ought to be so proud of yourself
Reason number 167393303 why I don't have kids.
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10-17-2007, 02:02 PM #25STILL workin' it! ELITE MEMBER
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Why don't you just take a "one-hitter" and your coke to the game. Do they ever ask you why you're carrying a mirror?
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One of those 167393303 reasons had to be because they shit themselves. Am I right? Originally Posted by Jodi
You ought to be so proud of yourself
Reason number 167393303 why I don't have kids.
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No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?
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10-17-2007, 02:12 PM #27Moderator MODERATOR
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Nah, I could handle that. Nah, kids themselves I love and could handle. If they could stay young forever, I'd have a ton of them. The fact that they will become teenagers at some point is when I would probably go to jail for child abuse LOL.
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Most accurate thing posted this week. Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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I've always been afraid I would be a bad parent because I have such little patience.
That's why I chose to not have kids.
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