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    Favorite Pick Up Lines

    "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    your sisters better

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    is that a keg in your pants because id like to tap that ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash Log View Post
    "does this smell like chloroform to you?"
    is that a forest spirit tattooed on your neck? because I thought Princess Mononoke was great

    it worked, too.

    but usually only when the girl has a forest spirit tatted on their neck
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    "Please help me, ive lost my puppy - i think he ran into this cheap motel room."

    "Hey baby you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

    "You must be a parking ticket, because youve got fine written all over you."
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    "this will only hurt for a little while"

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    Wanna go for a pizza and a fuck..... What?!?! don't like Pizza?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait View Post
    is that a forest spirit tattooed on your neck? because I thought Princess Mononoke was great

    it worked, too.

    but usually only when the girl has a forest spirit tatted on their neck
    kodama, excuse me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait View Post
    is that a forest spirit tattooed on your neck? because I thought Princess Mononoke was great

    it worked, too.

    but usually only when the girl has a forest spirit tatted on their neck
    im serious, this one worked
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    how much does a polerbear weigh?



    Enough to break the ice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubes View Post
    how much does a polerbear weigh?



    Enough to break the ice
    Guys, Im not fucking kidding, the kodama one works.
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    "Wanna come sit on my knee? No, not my left knee. No, not my right knee,

    My wei-knee"

    LOLOLOLOL
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    Do you want some rophynol with that?

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