I think urban men are more effeminate.

**clemson357** · 10-28-2007, 05:01 PM

Since moving to a more urban setting, I see "men" sometimes and I think to myself "you are so fucking pathetic you might as well be wearing lipstick and a purse." You see these guys wearing v-neck sweaters, driving mini-vans with some bleeding heart bumper sticker like "try vegetarian", or even worse "my cat is smarter than your honors student," drinking Starbucks caramel-homochinos with extra whip cream, 30 pounds over weight, with some 2 pound chihuahua on a pink leash wearing a pink sweater, following around some wretched old battle-ax, carrying her boxes of shoes and feminine products.

Maybe its just my imagination, but I have been seeing a lot, lot more of these types of people since I moved to a more urban environment.

Seriously, if you do not do at least 3 of the following things, your man-card is revoked:
-Mow your lawn (paying someone doesn't count. If you don't have a lawn, get one.)
-Drink man-beer. These include: budweiser, miller, coors, or anything comparable. Anything called "ultra-light" is explicitly excluded.
-Drink whiskey, scotch, or rum. Vodka is acceptable if mixed with tonic or taken straight. Anything mixed with a "diet" soda doesn't count.
-Make more money than your wife or girlfriend.
-Bench press your weight at least ten times.
-Do at least 15 pull ups
-Own a gun. Anything smaller than 9mm doesn't count.
-Hunt
-Camp at least twice a year (your car must be at least 1 mile away to qualify)
-Drive a pick-up truck, or something with 8 cylinders. If there is a mini-van with 8 cylinders, that doesn't count.
-Hiking (around the neighborhood doesn't count)
-Drive a manual transmission.
-Chop firewood.
-Own a dog over 35 pounds.
-Own a motorcycle.
-Hate the mall.
-Own at least two power tools.

Subtract 1 point if you any of the following apply:
-You watch sports and talk about sports, but have never played a sport.
-You have ordered an appletini or anything comparable in the last year.
-You own one or more cats, but no dogs.
-You are a vegetarian.
-You have never been in the wilderness. A gravel trial in a state park doesn't count.
-Your wife or girlfriend outweighs you.
-Your wife or girlfriend dictates what you do on any given day, more than twice a week.

**oaktownboy** · 10-28-2007, 05:30 PM

get this from a friend, or did you make it up yourself?

**danny81** · 10-28-2007, 05:46 PM

that doenst apply to men it applies to rednecks

**Doublebase** · 10-28-2007, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by danny81

that doenst apply to men it applies to rednecks

Rednecks are pretty manly according to Clemson's standards.

**Rubes** · 10-28-2007, 05:50 PM

hey you jackass i live in a redneck town

**KelJu** · 10-28-2007, 06:06 PM

Rednecks are by far more manly than cityslickers. From what I have seen, they are also half as smart. So there seems to be a balanced trade off.

**Rubes** · 10-28-2007, 06:08 PM

wouldnt say that about my school alot of rednecks with 3.0+ gpas

**Doublebase** · 10-28-2007, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by Rubes

wouldnt say that about my school alot of rednecks with 3.0+ gpas

Being a redneck isn't necessarly a bad thing. Just like being a yuppy isn't a bad thing. I think people here the word redneck and think of the stereo typical, toothless, dumb, has sex with their cousin person. In reality a lot of them are just simple people. Hard working, honest, religious and family oriented.

**vortrit** · 10-28-2007, 06:24 PM

I'm a redneck.

**vortrit** · 10-28-2007, 06:26 PM

And I also carry a 3.7 average in college.

**Rubes** · 10-28-2007, 06:33 PM

this reminds me one of the biggest rednecks in my school saved his friends life on tuesday. his foot got stuck in a corn auger that was running and he pulled him out of it.

**danzik17** · 10-28-2007, 06:52 PM

Does a flashlight count for power tools?

Otherwise I'm only at +2

**KelJu** · 10-28-2007, 07:03 PM

Yeah I figured the "I know a redneck with a 4.0" quotes were coming. Its a generalization, not a rule. I lived with the stereotypical rednecks for 18 years of my life in one of the smallest towns in Alabama. I have now lived in the second largest city in Alabama for 6 years. The difference between urban people rural people is night and day. They both have their good points and bad points.

**tallcall** · 10-28-2007, 07:41 PM

I consider myself to be a gay redneck. I have the intelligence of a city man (and some of their mannerisms) but I love sports, trucks, the woods, and can lift a heck of a lot.

Also, I HATE HATE HATE the mall and minivans!!

**min0 lee** · 10-29-2007, 10:02 AM

They say urban men are more sophisticated while the rural guy would scratch his nuts and shake your hand afterward.

**NordicNacho** · 10-29-2007, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by vortrit

And I also carry a 3.7 average in college.

Whats your major? Distilling?

**min0 lee** · 10-29-2007, 10:20 AM

Urban man. Suave, sophisticated, debonair, handsome and intelligent.

Who is he....He's Bond, Kefe Bond.
He likes his protein shakes shaken, not stirred.....he chokes very easily..

**min0 lee** · 10-29-2007, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by NordicNacho

Whats your major? Distilling?

You are wrong!

**min0 lee** · 10-29-2007, 10:22 AM

and them....

**tallcall** · 10-29-2007, 10:23 AM

Distilling requires a decent amount of scientific knowledge and a lot of creativity (hiding everything from the ATF)

**min0 lee** · 10-29-2007, 10:23 AM

Iarebaboon, second person on the left.

**KickNit** · 10-29-2007, 10:27 AM

This list is woefully inept. You left out:

1) Your shoe size is larger than your IQ
2) You wear wife beaters to church (if you even go)
3) "Boxer or briefs?" is not a question; it's the name of your dog
4) You believe war is good (for the other guy) because you like watching it on TV
5) Talk more than you think at a volume that can be heard at least 3 blocks away

Subtract points if

1) You went to college
2) You even eat vegetables
3) You can name more than five colors (red, white, black, blue, and yellow)

There's probably more, but it seems according to your list that a person's manliness has a direct inversion relationship to their intelligence level.

**Doublebase** · 10-29-2007, 10:40 AM

LOL! The town of Hatfield is right near me.

**tallcall** · 10-29-2007, 10:49 AM

I'm the third from the left!

**min0 lee** · 10-29-2007, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by tallcall

I'm the third from the left!

Are you squeezing that guys butt?

**Dale Mabry** · 10-29-2007, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by vortrit

And I also carry a 3.7 average in college.

McDonald's University isn't a real college. Just thought I'd tell you before it was too late, which is what happened to me.

**clemson357** · 10-29-2007, 07:48 PM

Just because you can drive a manual, you can run a skill saw, and you make more money than your wife doesn't make you a redneck.

Seriously, I'd like to hear something other than jokes from some of these city folks. What differentiates you from a woman? You were born with a cock, and you are a little bigger (maybe), is that it?? You watch different shows on tv, is that it??

**Vieope** · 10-29-2007, 07:53 PM

I am pretty sure Brokeback Mountain was not filmed in a city.

**DOMS** · 10-29-2007, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by clemson357

Just because you can drive a manual, you can run a skill saw, and you make more money than your wife doesn't make you a redneck.

Seriously, I'd like to hear something other than jokes from some of these city folks. What differentiates you from a woman? You were born with a cock, and you are a little bigger (maybe), is that it?? You watch different shows on tv, is that it??

The fact that you can't tell a man from a woman makes you a redneck. The same way you can't tell some woman at a bar from your sister.

**DOMS** · 10-29-2007, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Vieope

I am pretty sure Brokeback Mountain was not filmed in a city.

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