Will It Blend? | Presented By Blendtec
Here is the best blender in the world.
I'm serious, I hate my blender... does anyone know of a good blender out there that doesn't sound like it runs off a two cycle engine without a muffler?

Will It Blend? | Presented By Blendtec
Here is the best blender in the world.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
HOLY SHIT!!! hahaahahahaha.. im going to buy one
Will It Blend? | Presented By Blendtec
P-side Inc.
"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.


I generally have to buy a new blender every year.
DRSE Reconnaissance
lol i love the slow mo part in this one.
Will It Blend? | Presented By Blendtec
"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate

Noooooooooooooooooooo!
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
Holy Crap... that's not a blender, it's a frikkin chipper/shredder.


What kind of blender do you have? If you want something just to mix up shakes those hand blenders are somewhat quiet. I usually put frozen fruit into my shakes so I just deal with the noise.
DRSE Reconnaissance

those are the best vids i've ever SEEN
little.girl.little.girl.you.should.close.your.eyes .that.view.is.gettin'.me.high
countertop blender.... the noise is a pain in the ass 'cuz it invariably wakes up my 10 month old daughter... I have a hand one that works for simple powder shakes, but not the 'creative' ones so much


Why did you buy the 2-Stroke Party Blender in the first place?
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
A couple years ago I didn't have a daughter, and I needed a blender, so I picked up a cheap one from Target... back then noise wasn't an issue.
I'm thinking about trying a milkshake blender.... those seem to be relatively quiet


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