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11-11-2007, 04:08 PM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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How would you threaten a clown?
What threatening words would you use to threaten a clown, a real circus clown for him to shut up or to fuck himself?
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11-11-2007, 04:10 PM #2Registered User
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11-12-2007, 02:30 AM #3Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Shut your baboons ass mouth or the balloon animal gets it...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-12-2007, 09:44 AM #4Registered User
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pull out a large bottle of makeup remover and a rag and tell him "back off or else"
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11-12-2007, 01:58 PM #5Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i wouldn't. i'd just shoot him.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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11-12-2007, 02:13 PM #6Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Viope has sunk to new depths of irrevrence and sillyness with this thread.
This has to be its most bizarre and funny question yet.
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11-12-2007, 02:42 PM #7..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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"Shut up or i'll tell you one of BigDyl's jokes!"
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11-12-2007, 02:48 PM #8Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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He's coming to get you Viope....
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11-12-2007, 02:52 PM #9Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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I hate clowns. I hate midgets more.
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11-12-2007, 03:01 PM #10End of the world ELITE MEMBER
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What about a midget clown? You know, someone who's just a little funny.
Originally Posted by ReproMan
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11-12-2007, 03:05 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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P-Funk will now hunt you down. Originally Posted by ReproMan
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11-12-2007, 03:08 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Nail his shoes to the floor and turn him into a real Punching Bobbing Bag...
Threaten to fill his cream pie plates with NMX Foam....
Threaten to add extra powder to his cannon so it'll launch him into the next county...
Tell him you'll fart in his tiny car next time it's crowded....
replace his stilts with a telescoping type and remote control trigger, pogo him into the lions cage...Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-12-2007, 03:58 PM #13Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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John Wayne Gacy is getting a kick out of all these replies...
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11-12-2007, 04:50 PM #14Yuppie
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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563
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11-12-2007, 05:58 PM #15Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
What about a midget clown? You know, someone who's just a little funny.
Which is really not funny at all to me.
Midgets scare me something awful.
I went to the Cracker Barrel the other morning and what I thought at first glance was the hostess podium, was actually the hostess. I managed to tough it out though.
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11-12-2007, 07:39 PM #16Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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two cannibals were eating a clown. one looks at the other and says "does this food taste funny to you?"
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11-12-2007, 07:44 PM #17Registered User
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I have a good friend that is a dwarf....she isn't at all scary...and its sad how many people give us looks and talk under their breath when we go out for dinner etc...Its great for their sake its illegal to crush these fools for being so ignorant. If you are 6'4" or 3' you still bleed red and have emotions....and for someone to be as lame as to hate on those poor disabled folks...I hope all your children are born challenged in life....so you too can see how cruel people can be when you are not "normal".
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11-12-2007, 08:04 PM #18Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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They frighten the shit out of me. Sue me. Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563
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11-12-2007, 09:22 PM #19your sisters better
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hide me Originally Posted by min0 lee
John Wayne Gacy is getting a kick out of all these replies...5'7" 173lbsl squat:365x2 11/19/07 bench 225x3 1/11/08
40 time: 4.51sec march 10th 07
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11-12-2007, 10:25 PM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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He was a nut, he raped and killed 30 something men and buried them under his house. Originally Posted by Rubes
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11-13-2007, 12:19 AM #21Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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Actually it was teenage boys. And it was 33, I think. Originally Posted by min0 lee
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11-13-2007, 05:21 AM #22Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Your right. Originally Posted by vortrit
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11-13-2007, 08:28 AM #23..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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11-13-2007, 09:50 AM #24Registered User
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Clowns freak me out. I would go with the make up remover bit to get them to leave me alone.
Hi, I'm here.
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11-13-2007, 07:54 PM #25your sisters better
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and thats why im glad hes dead Originally Posted by vortrit
5'7" 173lbsl squat:365x2 11/19/07 bench 225x3 1/11/08
40 time: 4.51sec march 10th 07
38" vertical
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