Thread: Are you piss shy?

Sometimes I am, I blame it on when I was in the Navy, some of my friends had a thing where it was funny to push a guy on a rocking ship while he was peeing not only do you get off balance but you get really knocked off balance, you stumble around and piss all over.....I haven't been piss shy in a while but I notice it's usually around when I take my sinus medicine....

If I've been drinking nothing can stop me from pissing, I could stand on stage and piss in front of an audience of thousands...

Yes, I usually am. It can depend on alot of things though. However, if I am drunk I can piss anywhere. I remember pissing outside this sorority with people 5-10 feet behind me drinking and socializing. Then I have pissed on numerous places around campus walk ways on busy nights. Fun fun fun.

I can piss if someone is next to me...and this is where it gets weird, but if I lean on the wall, like put my arm up onto the wall itself.

However, when people are behind me, I usually cant no matter what.

no.

Nothing in the restroom bothers me. Maybe it is because I grew up with an older brother who took pride in shitting the biggest turds on the face of the planet and not flushing just so he could laugh when he heard you yell, "God dammit Rodney, flush your shit you nasty mother fucker."

Maybe it is because when I played high school football, we had only 1 toilet in the field house. After school on game days, one of the local churches would fix us dinner before the game. As soon as the dinner was over we were suppose to drive directly back to the field house. At least 10 of us needed to shit, but only the first person back got to use the toilet. The rest of us carried a roll of paper behind the field house and we shit in the grass. If you could just imagine 10 country boys all with our backs against a brick building and our pants around our ankles trying to take a dump without shitting or pissing on our dress slacks. You must also realize that we were all mostly dumb jocks and assholes, so if you showed the slightest bit of embarrassment during the process, you would catch hell...maybe even have a turd thrown at you. You learned quickly that if someone made an unusually disgusting noise while shitting to laugh, clap, or make a joke about it.

One other thing that prepared me was working construction in between spring and fall semesters. I would be working on a job site with no water or electricity except for generators. That meant if you had to shit anytime during the 10 hour workday, you would be doing it inside of a 120 degree portolet. The only way I can possibly describe the smell of a portolet in those conditions is if you cooked a turd in the microwave for 3 minutes on high, and then stuck your whole head in the microwave to get a good strong whiff.

I am happy I had to endure what I did, because I am a stronger person for it. Absolutely no bathroom situation bothers me. I am probably one of those people that you guys hate for my lack of restroom sophistication, but I don't give a shit. You are the ones uncomfortable, not me.

Nope.

i was for a while in my early twenties. it sucks.

I never used too be piss shy, until I went to Voodoo fest in New Orleans. It was a three day fest and I was just pissing in giant beer cups in the middle of the crowd, no one ever noticed. Last day some guy looked right at me, I stopped and waited like 10 mins and tried again, he kept looking and then pointed it out to his girlfriend. Ever since that dramatic situation I can not piss in stalls without little dividers. Brings back flashbacks, after the event I felt like I had been raped.

I dont think pissing while youre drunk counts. "First thing that goes is your judgment."

Has anyone heard about public urination as a sex offense? I don't know if this is only in certain areas, but now I am afraid to piss in public.

It's never bothered me

Can girls vote on this?

I would wee pretty much anywhere as a student, drunk or not. I remember squatting to wee once behind a parked car. I just got myself settled - then the car drove away.

I was gutted!

In Edinburgh just before i left a couple years ago, they had started to introduce 'two-bicles' for the girls. Everyone knows girls love to go to the bathroom together and it was cubicles with 2 toilets in! I would only go in with my mate though, never with a stranger - that's just weird. At least you know your friend well enough to know that you would never try to look at each others snatch.

Now though, i will always wee in public if its a choice between doing so and pissing my pants. I know which would be more embarrassing for sure.

I always try to keep it quiet though - no tinkles!

A little. It's usually because my cock is so big it needs a stand, which is quite embarrasing at a urinal......

If I have a choice, I use a stall. If I don't, I just piss anywhere.

I always use a stall just for the fact that I wear shorts and slippers year round and I've had times at the urinal where I could fill not just my but other peoples piss splashing on my legs and feet.....

Disgusting. Why would you pee in public? Hold it!

Originally Posted by Vieope

Disgusting. Why would you pee in public? Hold it!

I'll put it in a jar so you can hold it

The only time I opt for a stall is if there is something strange about the person I'd have to piss next to. Some of the people I work with, or if its a public restroom and there is something just blatantly wrong with the person.

What bugs me is if there is only one person in the bathroom, and three urinals, and that guy picked the middle urinal. Or if there are a ton of urinals that are open but you pick the one right next to me. It isn't a huge deal, but its almost like some people prefer to piss next to you. Either that or they just walk around with their brain turned off.

Ok there are some lying motherfuckers in here or people are not understanding the choices.

I have this poll on another forum and its a rough split decision.

No.