Thread: Make up my pick-up lines, and I will use them!

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Thats funny and all Mino, but how can that be used as a pick-up line?

When a girl makes eye contact with you wink and look at your crotch, she'll most likely follow your eyes and notice your happy to see her.

Here's a cool line for that macho man that you are.

"Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one."

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I will be adding this one too the list.

I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

Originally Posted by KelJu

I will be adding this one too the list.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

Lame!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Pure gold, and added to the list!

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

Hey baby, I'll fuck you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

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That's the best pick-up line I've heard in a while.

How much does a polar bear weigh?

she says I dont know
you say...... enough to break the ice, hi my names ____ .girls think its cute

My fav one! but you prolly wont wanna use it. I asked a girl "Are your legs tired?" she said "no why?" (expecting me to give her the old "cause you been runnin through my head all day bit)
Instead I just go "cause I wanna fuck you in the face"
ahahahaha IT WAS KILLER!

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

ps dont really use my second one, it was funny but not really good for pickin up girls. I like the why dont you come over n we"ll do the stuff I'm gona tell everyone we did anyway, that someone posted above. Thats my new favorite

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

hey! that's my line

fuck I can't quote min0's quote without actually doing work.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

there! but I wasn't laughing that time.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

"That is only my beard, you should see other places."

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package