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    Would you shoot Santa?

    If you find a man that looked exactly like Santa in your house in the middle of the night saying:
    "It is not what you are thinking, I am really Santa and this big knife I am holding is a gift for you because you have been good this year. Come closer, take it."

    You have a few things to consider like he really looks like Santa and the knife has a ribbon in it so it looks like a gift.

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    What did your psychiatrist say about that?

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    Well, if you shoot him, you can still have the knife afterward can't you? I can't stand these holidays, so I say do it!



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    i'd waste the easter bunny too if it were in my kitchen with a big knife. bow or no bow.

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    I don't have a gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    I don't have a gun
    Would you instead give Santa a hug, tell him everything's going to be all right and politely ask him to leave your house?

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    I don't have a chimley so I would know he is a fake...I would sick the dog on him while I loaded the 50 cal.

    Where does a question like this come from? So strange!

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    u already no. id blst dat dude

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