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  1. 01-02-2008, 08:58 AM #1
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    Witch Hazel

    Any thoughts, experiences?
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    ...feels good on a freshly shorn scrotum.
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  5. 01-02-2008, 10:45 AM #4
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    I fell into a vat of Witch Hazel when I was 9 and was left to fend for myself for over 9 hours
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  6. 01-02-2008, 12:28 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeGraft View Post
    Any thoughts, experiences?
    Torn sphincter/rectum?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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  7. 01-02-2008, 12:51 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Torn sphincter/rectum?
    bro I am trying to be serious
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  8. 01-02-2008, 01:16 PM #7
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    witch hazel saved me when I was lost in the mongolian jungles back in the early 90's
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  9. 01-02-2008, 01:23 PM #8
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    I wipe my ass with Witch Hazel.
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  10. 01-02-2008, 01:24 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    I wipe my ass with Witch Hazel.
    In certain circles it is refered to as the nectar of the gods
    be careful with the mention of witch hazel, I have been banned from at least 10 bodybuilding forums for this discusion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeGraft View Post
    In certain circles it is refered to as the nectar of the gods
    be careful with the mention of witch hazel, I have been banned from at least 10 bodybuilding forums for this discusion.
    Hopefully it'll be 11 soon, because your Witch Hazel antics are annoying as balls.
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  12. 01-02-2008, 01:33 PM #11
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  13. 01-02-2008, 01:44 PM #12
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    When I was a young boy I was handed a hamburger, the bun was plain...I wanted sesame seeds...the only seeds I could find were morning glory seeds my mother was going to plant, I licked the top of the bun and meticulously placed each seed in place as a McDonalds burger would have.....then I ate it....not long after that our living room turned into a Maccy D's playground.....since that I've never been quite like anyone else in matters of perceptual integration with my environment or maybe I'm just dyslexic.....
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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  14. 01-02-2008, 01:45 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    When I was a young boy I was handed a hamburger, the bun was plain...I wanted sesame seeds...the only seeds I could find were morning glory seeds my mother was going to plant, I licked the top of the bun and meticulously placed each seed in place as a McDonalds burger would have.....then I ate it....not long after that our living room turned into a Maccy D's playground.....since that I've never been quite like anyone else in matters of perceptual integration with my environment or maybe I'm just dyslexic.....
    Awesome post bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  15. 01-02-2008, 03:27 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeGraft View Post
    Awesome post bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    eh, above mediocre at best...
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    i realy do wipe my ass with witch hazel
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    Hopefully it'll be 11 soon, because your Witch Hazel antics are annoying as balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by danny81 View Post
    i realy do wipe my ass with witch hazel
    Is that what's used to wipe off the KY jelly nowadays?
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Is that what's used to wipe off the KY jelly nowadays?
    A mixture of trucker spit and the occasional joyful tears of a midget.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    When I was a young boy I was handed a hamburger, the bun was plain...I wanted sesame seeds...the only seeds I could find were morning glory seeds my mother was going to plant, I licked the top of the bun and meticulously placed each seed in place as a McDonalds burger would have.....then I ate it....not long after that our living room turned into a Maccy D's playground.....since that I've never been quite like anyone else in matters of perceptual integration with my environment or maybe I'm just dyslexic.....
    Totally off subject but since this thing has been hijacked ( I think thats what all the cool kids are calling it) I'd like to know if anyone has ever tried morning glory seeds (LSA).
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  24. 01-02-2008, 10:22 PM #23
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    Great....the last thing I need to think about when motorboating is losing an eye.
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    I've never seen someone motorboat with their eyes
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
    I've never seen someone motorboat with their eyes
    I just did....better than getting my screen all slobbery
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
    I've never seen someone motorboat with their eyes
    Since my eyes are connected to my face, they just end up being along for the ride.
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    Hey dont hijack my witch hazel thread!!! You can get banned for that
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeGraft View Post
    Hey dont hijack my witch hazel thread!!! You can get banned for that
    JoeGraft you have just entered the twilight zone
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    waht is this crap? what a fing loser!
    I know that guy he clams he is form the UK he is from NYC and is all over every board on the internet!
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