Reply With QuoteBear with. English = 5th tongue = me.
5) Will finally manage to hack FBI site and get my name off silly child-predator list! (Some parents have no sense of humor.)
4) Will finally stop giving FBI reason to put my name on silly child-predator list!
3) Wife and dog constant bickering will be brought to end! One will stay, one will go....I let them decide. (Either way, food and sex obligations must still be met!)
2) This year will be year I finally get hang of the whole "pee while standing up" thing. It is weird concept to be sure, but 15 years of failure is long enough! I will conquer!
1) Surround sound speakers + thin walls + accidental switching to homo-gay channel late night during 6th hour of apparent 10-hour butt-sex marathon = funny look from neighbors when meet in hallway. This year will learn make eye contact again!
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01-04-2008, 03:49 AM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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Amazing!
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IRM has potential.
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5)I have filled 10 pages of my notebook with poems, ideas and ramblings in 3 days....
4)I haven't had to do a deep exfoliation of my penis skin once yet this year(that means what you think it means)
3)I found my loop of .flac Mozarts K.448 naps on sunday afternoons will never be the same....
2)neurons poignantly bounding, perfect alchemy sets synapses firing like a summer storms heat lightning across my encephalon sky...
1)It lives.....Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Dude!
Originally Posted by maniclion
You've been hittin' that SHIT! remember: puff, puff...PASS!
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
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Originally Posted by IRM
Bear with. English = 5th tongue = me.
5) Will finally manage to hack FBI site and get my name off silly child-predator list! (Some parents have no sense of humor. )
4) Will finally stop giving FBI reason to put my name on silly child-predator list!
3) Wife and dog constant bickering will be brought to end! One will stay, one will go....I let them decide. (Either way, food and sex obligations must still be met!)
2) This year will be year I finally get hang of the whole "pee while standing up" thing. It is weird concept to be sure, but 15 years of failure is long enough! I will conquer!
1) Surround sound speakers + thin walls + accidental switching to homo-gay channel late night during 6th hour of apparent 10-hour butt-sex marathon = funny look from neighbors when meet in hallway. This year will learn make eye contact again!
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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