American Gladiators

Splash Log · 01-06-2008, 06:48 PM

Ahh after years of waiting the moment is almost upon us. The return of American Gladiators! I know everyone will be watching.

DontStop · 01-06-2008, 06:49 PM

I saw that too
I think that'd be a fun way to stay in shape

I wish i had a gladiator facility here in Lethbridge

danny81 · 01-06-2008, 07:07 PM

lmao not fair putting a black girl against an azn in basketball. anyway they shud have orientation sicne half the girls are dykes and half the guys are fagz

Doublebase · 01-06-2008, 08:06 PM

Please don't comment on Danny's ignorant statement. This is some aggressive shit. I really like it. I'm watching that guy that competed in 1994. He's nuts. Great show so far.

danny81 · 01-06-2008, 08:16 PM

sorry. ill edit. it. but foreal. u no mayhem? he got some skinny ass legs for such a huge upper body. btw i like it to.

danny81 · 01-06-2008, 08:16 PM

fuck i cant edit it.

danny81 · 01-06-2008, 08:20 PM

lol this 80 year old guy is starting shit with everone lol

AKIRA · 01-06-2008, 08:26 PM

Reminds me of Fear Factor during their interviews. Everyones an actor.

danny81 · 01-06-2008, 08:34 PM

lol. yah

danny81 · 01-06-2008, 08:36 PM

i wanna c wolf fight that old guy

**P-funk** · 01-06-2008, 08:52 PM

What the hell is wrong with the contestants? They seem like such pussies. the women just went through the eliminator and they sucked. that stuff doesn't look that hard!

**P-funk** · 01-06-2008, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Reminds me of Fear Factor during their interviews. Everyones an actor.

The stuff the gladitors say is so damn cheesey.

danny81 · 01-06-2008, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-funk

What the hell is wrong with the contestants? They seem like such pussies. the women just went through the eliminator and they sucked. that stuff doesn't look that hard!

agree 100%

**P-funk** · 01-06-2008, 09:08 PM

Do you feel sad that all of the female contestants are bigger than you?

danny81 · 01-06-2008, 09:12 PM

no because 1 they look like dykes. 2 ill still fuck them up

DontStop · 01-06-2008, 09:13 PM

I'm a big dyke X10

oaktownboy · 01-06-2008, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-funk

What the hell is wrong with the contestants? They seem like such pussies. the women just went through the eliminator and they sucked. that stuff doesn't look that hard!

it doesn't come on in the West Coast until 9. u back home in OH?

danny81 · 01-06-2008, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontStop

I'm a big dyke X10

ur not even close 2 their size

**P-funk** · 01-06-2008, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oaktownboy

it doesn't come on in the West Coast until 9. u back home in OH?

No, I am in AZ.

Splash Log · 01-06-2008, 10:37 PM

New Gladiators and their cheesiness

New Brutal Events

Anything the contestants say that isnt shit talking

New Eliminator

Hulk Cogan and the Female Announcer

Playing cheesy music when someone falls into the water and showing the crowd dance

IRM · 01-07-2008, 08:22 AM

This was dumb shit when i was 12, it's still dumb shit now.

Either arm these fuckers and make it a real "Gladiatorial" type of thing, or stop jerking us round.

Also, a bit of animal participation wouldn't hurt either. For the sweeps episode (i.e. "Celebrity Gladiator"), get Michael Vick's animal-abusing, fagot ass out of the slammer, and put him up against some "trained" pups....he won't be needing any weapons this time around though....

I guarantee you, ratings gold.

AKIRA · 01-07-2008, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danny81

no because 1 they look like dykes. 2 ill still fuck them up

Holy shit, I never laugh at danny.

I wouldve fucked Venus beyond belief. A lot of the women gladiators id bang out too. But there is just so much cheese to this shit that I cant see it lasting.

I couldnt hear the title music where I was...was it similar (or the same)?

HialeahChico305 · 01-07-2008, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Holy shit, I never laugh at danny.

I wouldve fucked Venus beyond belief. A lot of the women gladiators id bang out too. But there is just so much cheese to this shit that I cant see it lasting.

I couldnt hear the title music where I was...was it similar (or the same)?

sorry to ruin your fun but I think when danny said he will still "fuck them up" it meant he will beat them up. danny doesn't do dykes, only black ghetto females.

AKIRA · 01-07-2008, 05:38 PM

I think he meant beat them up too. Thats why its funny.

Doublebase · 01-07-2008, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-funk

What the hell is wrong with the contestants? They seem like such pussies. the women just went through the eliminator and they sucked. that stuff doesn't look that hard!

I think the eliminator looks really hard. That 30' net would be really taxing. I don't know if they do all the events in one day or not. If they do then I understand why they get so exhausted half way through the eliminator. Looks tough to me.

PreMier · 01-07-2008, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doublebase

I think the eliminator looks really hard. That 30' net would be really taxing. I don't know if they do all the events in one day or not. If they do then I understand why they get so exhausted half way through the eliminator. Looks tough to me.

because your not p-funk

Doublebase · 01-07-2008, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PreMier

because your not p-funk

tru dat.

Crono1000 · 01-07-2008, 10:39 PM

we caught AG today and we loved it. The disappointing thing is last week we watched something like the Ninja Challenge which has an impossibly difficult course where the first round alone was 10X harder than the last round of American Gladiators. The difference is that the Ninja Challenge is almost exclusively Japanese people (of various professions from gymnastic to barber), and any one of the japanese dudes coulda completed the AG challenges while asleep. But by the end of the game the white dude today was too stupid to figure out how to climb a rope and too tired to even do it. We preach muscle mass, but the japanese actually have skill, agility, dexterity, and stamina.

Hoglander · 01-07-2008, 11:08 PM

Hmmm?? All I can say is that if it entertains you I can relate. I like things others don't and I don't want to rank on what people enjoy on TV. I just thought that tonight(the only time I saw it) it all seemed very scripted, IMHO.

01-06-2008, 06:48 PM	#1
Splash Log Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 899	American Gladiators Ahh after years of waiting the moment is almost upon us. The return of American Gladiators! I know everyone will be watching.

01-06-2008, 06:49 PM	#2
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	I saw that too I think that'd be a fun way to stay in shape I wish i had a gladiator facility here in Lethbridge
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danny81 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,764	lmao not fair putting a black girl against an azn in basketball. anyway they shud have orientation sicne half the girls are dykes and half the guys are fagz
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01-06-2008, 08:16 PM	#5
danny81 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,764	sorry. ill edit. it. but foreal. u no mayhem? he got some skinny ass legs for such a huge upper body. btw i like it to.
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01-06-2008, 08:16 PM	#6
danny81 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,764	fuck i cant edit it.
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01-06-2008, 08:06 PM	#4
Doublebase Lightweight, Ya Buddy! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philly Posts: 6,543	Please don't comment on Danny's ignorant statement. This is some aggressive shit. I really like it. I'm watching that guy that competed in 1994. He's nuts. Great show so far.

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danny81 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,764	lol this 80 year old guy is starting shit with everone lol
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01-06-2008, 08:26 PM	#8
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01-06-2008, 08:36 PM	#10
danny81 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,764	i wanna c wolf fight that old guy
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01-06-2008, 08:52 PM	#11
P-funk Patrick Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: AZ Posts: 30,432	What the hell is wrong with the contestants? They seem like such pussies. the women just went through the eliminator and they sucked. that stuff doesn't look that hard!
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P-funk Patrick Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: AZ Posts: 30,432	Do you feel sad that all of the female contestants are bigger than you?
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01-06-2008, 09:12 PM	#15
danny81 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,764	no because 1 they look like dykes. 2 ill still fuck them up
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01-06-2008, 09:13 PM	#16
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01-06-2008, 10:37 PM	#20
Splash Log Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 899	New Gladiators and their cheesiness New Brutal Events Anything the contestants say that isnt shit talking New Eliminator Hulk Cogan and the Female Announcer Playing cheesy music when someone falls into the water and showing the crowd dance

01-07-2008, 08:22 AM	#21
IRM Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 304	This was dumb shit when i was 12, it's still dumb shit now. Either arm these fuckers and make it a real "Gladiatorial" type of thing, or stop jerking us round. Also, a bit of animal participation wouldn't hurt either. For the sweeps episode (i.e. "Celebrity Gladiator"), get Michael Vick's animal-abusing, fagot ass out of the slammer, and put him up against some "trained" pups....he won't be needing any weapons this time around though.... I guarantee you, ratings gold.
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01-07-2008, 05:38 PM	#24
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	I think he meant beat them up too. Thats why its funny.
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01-07-2008, 10:39 PM	#28
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,770 Photos: 11	we caught AG today and we loved it. The disappointing thing is last week we watched something like the Ninja Challenge which has an impossibly difficult course where the first round alone was 10X harder than the last round of American Gladiators. The difference is that the Ninja Challenge is almost exclusively Japanese people (of various professions from gymnastic to barber), and any one of the japanese dudes coulda completed the AG challenges while asleep. But by the end of the game the white dude today was too stupid to figure out how to climb a rope and too tired to even do it. We preach muscle mass, but the japanese actually have skill, agility, dexterity, and stamina.

01-07-2008, 11:08 PM	#29
Hoglander Cleaner Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 1,169 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 10	Hmmm?? All I can say is that if it entertains you I can relate. I like things others don't and I don't want to rank on what people enjoy on TV. I just thought that tonight(the only time I saw it) it all seemed very scripted, IMHO.