Thread: ejaculating helps you get stronger?

It must, it made you open 2 threads with the same topic.
You jackoff.

If you swallow, it does.

^^^
yup, the test is all in the semen. if you're man enough to down it (I personally am not) you'll have steroid like results naturally.

Originally Posted by Mista

If you swallow, it does.

That's called recycling.

Just add sugar to it or some pineapple juice Danny.

Great thread.

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

^^^
yup, the test is all in the semen. if you're man enough to down it (I personally am not) you'll have steroid like results naturally.

really?

whew! i feel stronger already!

If that idea were true, Crono would be running circles around Mariusz with 4 ton farmer's walk implements in his hands.

Only if you are in a gang.

I hope I don't see anything in the news that says, "IM member, Danny81 consumes liters of Semen to get stronger; gets sick, because his fellow peers told him to.

im thinking about doing it. if it realy wil help alot im willing to do it

oh boy

Drinking other people's is gay Danny, don't listen to them. You're supposed to collect your own, get about a 1/2 cup worth, microwave it, and then gargle and swallow.

my god this thread is pure gold

Originally Posted by Yanick

If that idea were true, Crono would be running circles around Mariusz with 4 ton farmer's walk implements in his hands.

indeed, I am proof that wanking has no impact on muscle development (besides maybe forearms)

Originally Posted by danny81

im thinking about doing it. if it realy wil help alot im willing to do it

To get the best results try to get it straight from the "bottle" if your flexible enough.

Originally Posted by Crono1000

my god this thread is pure gold

don't believe Crono, the gold stuff is urine. he's into that.

Originally Posted by danny81

im thinking about doing it. if it realy wil help alot im willing to do it

Of course it's true, why do you think all those porno chicks are so buff? But you have to remember there's a specific time you need to take it. You should keep it in a bottle and take it to the gym with you. You need to drink it the instant before your workout. It's even better than steroids because it's all natural and is almost pure Testosterone.

old joke with Danny in mind.
"Danny's high school biology teacher starts lecturing to his class about human reproduction. 'Now semen,' he explains, 'consists of sperm, hormones and some simple sugars.' Danny then blurts out, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?' Mortified at his slip-up, he runs out of the room, as the biology teacher calls after him, 'Because you don't have taste buds in the back of your throat.'"

Originally Posted by danny81

i heard it produces more testosterone. is this true?

Originally Posted by Prince

i wish

Originally Posted by Prince

Hmmnnn........ if stupidity gets you banned than Prince, you wouldn't have done that to me along time ago with my cronnies! Ha Ha!!!

Originally Posted by danny81

im thinking about doing it. if it realy wil help alot im willing to do it

did you really just consider consuming your own ejaculate?

Originally Posted by david

Hmmnnn........ if stupidity gets you banned than Prince, you wouldn't have done that to me along time ago with my cronnies! Ha Ha!!!

at least you can spell.

Do people still treat danny like an actual person?

His topics get more retarded as time goes on, and all are specifically designed to get a rise out of people. Honestly no one as stupid as him is actually able to use a computer, so he cant be real.

Originally Posted by Splash Log

Do people still treat danny like an actual person?

His topics get more retarded as time goes on, and all are specifically designed to get a rise out of people. Honestly no one as stupid as him is actually able to use a computer, so he cant be real.

agreed........I say we just put him in ignore, I haven't checked if that option works but if it doesn't from today on I refuse to post on any thread he makes period.

I actually want to read his next thread that reads " I drank my juice cause I'm gansta like that"

Originally Posted by Prince

at least you can spell.

My co-worker spelled the word, Caution as castion..... and he meant it. Now, I have to tell other people that we hired him because he is "special"!