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  • Big bad Albob- he hasn't showered for days and you're holding the soap.

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    Stupid Lake Placid movie!

    I was wondering.....

    If you were locked in a caged Octagon with a _____________ what animal do you think you last the longest?

    Don't even tell me you'd beat the thing either!

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    I choose the croc. I didn't choose Albob because he would be chasing me around nude and I'd probably end up dropping the soap out of my hands in which I would NEVER pick up. I'd certainly do not want to see Albob pick it up either!

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    Albob. I'm pretty sure I could outrun him. Or, he might think I'm a mirage and ignore me.

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    ALBOB does not fit in a cage. It does not matter the size of the cage. ALBOB in a cage is like when you take ice cream in your hands and squeeze it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    Albob. I'm pretty sure I could outrun him. Or, he might think I'm a mirage and ignore me.

    I think it would be "sexy" to see Albob try to catch and wrestle you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post
    ALBOB does not fit in a cage. It does not matter the size of the cage. ALBOB in a cage is like when you take ice cream in your hands and squeeze it.
    it sounds like you've already been in a cage with Albob? What are you doing over the Vieope? Meeting with male IM members and wrestling with them?

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    Huge croc, because he couldnt move in a cage

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    Huge croc, because he couldnt move in a cage
    Rather than going out late last night, I ended up watching animal rescue and they had some gator/croc capture class and that why I picked the croc over everything else including Albob.

    The other "dumb" thing I saw were these morons aggravating a rhino! Pretty dumb!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    Rather than going out late last night, I ended up watching animal rescue and they had some gator/croc capture class and that why I picked the croc over everything else including Albob.

    The other "dumb" thing I saw were these morons aggravating a rhino! Pretty dumb!!!
    I love it when "MORONS" aggravate any kind of animal in a natural setting...

    The problem is, when they get screwed-up they bring back a gun or a blowtorch or some kind of poison and kill the animals...

    The kid who got ate by the tiger at the zoo two weeks ago was funny...
    Also there were some dumbasses who got attacked by wolves while jogging up in Alaska....

    I absolutely love seeing the human herd get thinned!

    Rah-Rah-Rah...
    Gooooooooooo! ANIMALS!

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    I am not sure about wanting to see the human race thins out but now I'm watching animal planet where this goon is fighting off prehistoric sea monsters! How ridiculous! 450 million years ago. Like they know what these animals really looked like. Some people have some wild imagination. MAJOR TRIPPING!

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    albob. cuz i wud beat his fat ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    I am not sure about wanting to see the human race thins out but now I'm watching animal planet where this goon is fighting off prehistoric sea monsters! How ridiculous! 450 million years ago. Like they know what these animals really looked like. Some people have some wild imagination. MAJOR TRIPPING!
    lol I said the exact same words when I watched that for the first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danny81 View Post
    albob. cuz i wud beat his fat ass...
    .....with your cock, before jamming it into his rusty sherriffs badge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HialeahChico305 View Post
    lol I said the exact same words when I watched that for the first time.
    I was toggling btw/ that and the Chargers game.


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    Quote Originally Posted by danny81 View Post
    albob. cuz i wud beat his fat ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    I am not sure about wanting to see the human race thins out but now I'm watching animal planet where this goon is fighting off prehistoric sea monsters! How ridiculous! 450 million years ago. Like they know what these animals really looked like. Some people have some wild imagination. MAJOR TRIPPING!
    They can rebuild someones face quite accurately just from their bones. I don't see why they couldn't do the same with animals and reptiles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    I am not sure about wanting to see the human race thins out
    Are you kidding? The gene pool is freakin polluted...

    Any dipshit who doesn't know not to go hiking in the rocky mountains, sauntering around eating honey and crackers as he goes, deserves to be bear-chow.

    And I don't want to see people with that much common sense reproduce.


    These thoughs are much more pleasant than those foul, sickly, comments about Alboobie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SYN View Post
    They can rebuild someones face quite accurately just from their bones. I don't see why they couldn't do the same with animals and reptiles.
    I know... I know... I'm just unsure how they can match sea monsters fossils that are scrambled all over the place, etc.

    Let's think about this. The ocean which covered a mass majority of the land as they stated (North America looked like a strip to their theory) dried up. OK, like I said, 400 million years ago.... the ocean turned into the land .... archaeologist dug and how deep did they go? Who knew? But I am more thinking about the sea monsters. Also, how did they know the personalities of these reptiles? Besides, swim, kill, swim, kill....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    Are you kidding? The gene pool is freakin polluted...

    Any dipshit who doesn't know not to go hiking in the rocky mountains, sauntering around eating honey and crackers as he goes, deserves to be bear-chow.

    And I don't want to see people with that much common sense reproduce.


    These thoughs are much more pleasant than those foul, sickly, comments about Alboobie.
    OK... OK, I see your point but people are dying naturally and sadly, by criminal, drug O.D., etc. Their doing it to themselves. As for being eaten or killed by an animal and if people are antagonizing or purposely/foolishly putting themselves in that predicament, then, they are more apt to be killed. True.

    OK, what did you think of the "Grizzly Man" movie. Did you see it? He may have gotten what he deserved believing that those bears were his pets!

    Like any starving animal, anything will be eaten!

    Worse off, I was reading in a Miami paper where these retards had a whole farm and starved all the animals! WTF!!! They described a horse being so malnourished that it started eating bark from a tree! Truly pathetic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    OK... OK, I see your point but people are dying naturally and sadly, by criminal, drug O.D., etc. Their doing it to themselves. As for being eaten or killed by an animal and if people are antagonizing or purposely/foolishly putting themselves in that predicament, then, they are more apt to be killed. True.

    OK, what did you think of the "Grizzly Man" movie. Did you see it? He may have gotten what he deserved believing that those bears were his pets!

    Like any starving animal, anything will be eaten!

    Worse off, I was reading in a Miami paper where these retards had a whole farm and starved all the animals! WTF!!! They described a horse being so malnourished that it started eating bark from a tree! Truly pathetic!
    I'll bet the folks who owned the farm were a bunch of lazy fatasses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    I'll bet the folks who owned the farm were a bunch of lazy fatasses.
    No, I believe they were skinny haitians of cubans not that race matters here.

    It was just a sad, sad site!

    Once a week, there is always some stupid report about animal abuse and neglect. People stealing other peoples animals for no good reason, keeping more animals than they can handle. I mean, who wants 30 cats? Real dumb! And, they're all starving.

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    now, did you see the movie, "the grizzly man"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    I know... I know... I'm just unsure how they can match sea monsters fossils that are scrambled all over the place, etc.

    Let's think about this. The ocean which covered a mass majority of the land as they stated (North America looked like a strip to their theory) dried up. OK, like I said, 400 million years ago.... the ocean turned into the land .... archaeologist dug and how deep did they go? Who knew? But I am more thinking about the sea monsters. Also, how did they know the personalities of these reptiles? Besides, swim, kill, swim, kill....
    That I truly do not know. But I'm guessing that they guess a lot of stuff. A lot of scientific facts start out as just theories, and I think that's what most of this stuff is, is theories.
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    Betty White was great in that movie.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SYN View Post
    That I truly do not know. But I'm guessing that they guess a lot of stuff. A lot of scientific facts start out as just theories, and I think that's what most of this stuff is, is theories.
    AGREED!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Betty White was great in that movie.
    huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    huh?
    The old lady in Lake Placid.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    The old lady in Lake Placid.
    Yea she also played Rose in The Golden Girls. I love that show.





    The first Lake Placid movie was absolutely awesome. The second one completely fucking sucked. Definitely in the top five of 'Worst Movies I've Ever Seen'
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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    now, did you see the movie, "the grizzly man"?
    YOu people watch too much TV...

    Only saw portions of grizzly-man...

    The guy strayed from his own advice and got chewed up...

    I really like how he learned to read the bear's body language and signals though... Instinct like that around animals that can kill you is too cool.

    He gets thumbs up -
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