Thread: Self Testicular Exam

Note to self: Sign up for Women's Health next semester because if the ratio is anything similar to my class, I want in that class.

dude have you been drinking? your been such a post whore today

Just tonight, a little stoned, about to go to bed, got hooked. What can I say?

So I hope your balls are doing alright?

why? do you know somethin I don't?

No, no, no....

I just didn't know how important these monthly checks were, scary shit.

ohhh you scared me there.......I tought you had been talking to my nut doctor lol. naw man on the real that shit is important.

I did talk to your doctor about your package, your balls are fine and free of cancer. However, he did say that he snickered the first time you dropped trou, whatever that means?

On the real who gets their nuts checked out by a guy? thats fuckin gay.......

I had an old female pediatrician but I think the young dude that's her partner has checked me a couple of times.

It could be worse... the hot one could come in and see my wood.

how long you been getting stoned for? how often you doit?

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I had an old female pediatrician but I think the young dude that's her partner has checked me a couple of times.

It could be worse... the hot one could come in and see my wood.

what you mean you think? lol were you high fool?

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I had an old female pediatrician but I think the young dude that's her partner has checked me a couple of times.

It could be worse... the hot one could come in and see my wood.

You get wood thinking the hot young dude doctor is going to come and check your testicles?

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I'm in a Men's Health course this semester and one of our first discussions was talking about giving yourself an exam.

Do you guys do this? Any stories?

that is the worst ball costume I have ever seen. i love how after he gets the shit kicked out of him all the pubes are just laying around on the ice

Originally Posted by maniclion

You get wood thinking the hot young dude doctor is going to come and check your testicles?

There used to be two pediatricians and then a couple of cuties who were either interns or helpers of some kind. The interns would always be the one to check me first before one of them came in if I had a sore throat, or something of the sort that needed checking. I would always joke around with my brothers about how one of the hot ones would come in and one of us would get wood and never hear the end of it.

Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

what you mean you think? lol were you high fool?

Haha.

I have no problem saying I've been checked out by a guy once or twice, I think we all have?

Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

how long you been getting stoned for? how often you doit?

I've been getting stoned for a while, but I never started doing it regularly until I got to college. It's bad, I really need to start cutting down so I can get back to moderation.

I check after each shaving....

funny stuff

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I've been getting stoned for a while, but I never started doing it regularly until I got to college. It's bad, I really need to start cutting down so I can get back to moderation.

yea man, drop that crap, your pockets will thank you. I dont fuck with powder or weed anymore they give me bad trips,also makes me extremelly lazy.I started fucking with that when I was 17 and it was because my girl at that time was into it, but I droped all that at 18 or 19 so I been clean since then. By your journal seems like you take lifting seriously so that should help you keep your mind off that.

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

Haha.

I have no problem saying I've been checked out by a guy once or twice, I think we all have?

not me.......only people that seen my nuts are my ex gfs

and my mom like 5 years ago when she caught me beating my meat to porn

Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

yea man, drop that crap, your pockets will thank you. I dont fuck with powder or weed anymore they give me bad trips,also makes me extremelly lazy.I started fucking with that when I was 17 and it was because my girl at that time was into it, but I droped all that at 18 or 19 so I been clean since then. By your journal seems like you take lifting seriously so that should help you keep your mind off that.

I have a very addictive personality, for instance, I'm 100% convinced that if I wasn't insecure and wasn't so focused on working out I would be a complete alcoholic. Girls, same thing, there is this girl I've started talking to at the gym and I can't take my mind off of her right now, I'll meet another girl in class tomorrow and then the gym girl will be old news. Same goes for weed, except I try and be as smart about it as possible, for example, I only smoke at night when I'm done with all of my obligations whereas my two roommates on the same floor as me are stoned all day, every day. Put it this way, I'm not phased by peer pressure so I don't see the lifestyle I live as a problem at this point in time.

Lifting is and always will be my number one priority (until a woman sucks everything out of me) but I still love having a good time.